HEY GANG..>FINALLY< UP AND ABOUT...THE POWER WENT OUT JUST BEFORE MY COLLONOSCOPY AND THINGS GOT A LITTLE PERSONAL IN THE DARK...ANYHOO THE LIMP HAS GONE AND THE DOC'S DOIN FINE AND SHOULD BE OUT OF HOSSY' AS WELL IN A WEEK OR TWO (PHEW)...ALL GOOD EH? MUM HAS FINALLY AGREED NOT TO GET A CAMEL AND HAS SETTLED ON A PET SPIDER INSTEAD..(PHEW).COCO HAS A NEW FURSTYLE AND IS CONFUSIN' PEOPLE AGAIN SO WE PAINTED HER RED TO AVOID ANY MIXUPS.(PHEW)I GOT PULLED OVER LAST WEEK AND THE COP SAID.>you were doin' 80 miles an hour!
g'day friends one and all.....i spent the last few days preparin' for the huge party last night to celebrate my 1000+ page views.....
tuesday was dentist day..(i hate anybody who puts their hands in yer mouth fer a livin')..and i started to worry after bein' told that my teeth were fine but my gums had to come out! then it was off to the doctors for a quick transfusion before cococopters hair cut...by the way tam was a little peeved when only a few of ya's turned up to meet her on sunday.......anyway on wednesday i talked the vicar into deliverin' the invitations by tellin' him they were invitations to his service. on thursday we all dyed ou
G'DAY,G'DAY........WELL EVERYTHING HAS FINALLY SETTLED DOWN AFTER THE SCRAP WITH THE CHURCH...WE ARE NOT GOIN' TO HELL AFTER ALL!IT TURNS OUT IT WAS'NT MASSIVE THAT CRAPPED IN THE VICARS SHOE, IT WAS THE OLD LADY ACROSS THE ROAD,APPARENTLY HER BOWELS AR'NT WHAT THEY USED TO BE AND SHE COULD'NT WAIT..TAM SAYS G'DAY AND IS LOOKING FORWARD TO MEETING EVERY-ONE BUT SHE'S NOT SURE WHERE YOU ALL ARE,SO SHE WILL WAIT BY THE OLD WHITE BUILDING NEAR THE CROSSROADS FOR AWHILE ON SUNDAY MORNIN'..IF YA'S AR'NT DOIN' ANYTHING.THE NEW WALLPAPER WENT UP WITHOUT A HITCH.AND THE ASIAN CHAP IN THE FLAT NEXT DOOR SAID(YOU LOUNGEROOM SAME SIZE MY LOUNGROOM),I SA