Good grief, Levi, you don't want to know. ;_;
School is going much better than last year, but I'm also knee deep in heaps of girl trouble in only the second week. The girl I actually want lives next to my parents and I look like her evil ex-boyfriend, and in the meantime I'm contending with a very snuggly hippy roommate, a lab partner who I've had a crush on for years but is five years older than me, an old girlfriend in London, a very caustic communist pirate, and all sorts of unrequited-love-style angst over the unattainable angel who loves my best friend.
I'm not sure whether I should be in pleasure or pain. The one thing that's for certain is I will NEVER get any, whatever "any" is!
Your freaky friend,