50 ways to annoy telemarketers
1_Say in a French accent, "Ooh la la! Wanna buy a girbil, no?". No matter what they say, repeat this until they hang up.
2_Say, "Look, for the last damn time! I will NOT go out with you!" Then act like the person at the other end is flirting with you.
3_Hysterically laugh to no end.
4_If you have a touch-tone, punch random numbers.
5_Repeat every little thing they said, right down to the punctuation.
6_Talk really loud to the mouthpiece.
7_Ask the telemarketer on a date, not paying attention to their sex.
8_If taking a survey, respond with "Okay" through and through with every question.
9_Say REALLY loud, "I can't hear you! Speak louder!". If they fall for it, say calmly, "Dude! Why are you shouting at me?!"
10_Say, "Your toes smell like cabbage."
11_Act as if the person at the other end is your best friend, telling them all your faux disturbing secrets.
12_When you answer, and after the other person introduces himself, say "I'll be right back," an