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Flight --- Details by Kurayami-o0o Flight --- Details :iconkurayami-o0o:Kurayami-o0o 0 0 FLIGHT by Kurayami-o0o FLIGHT :iconkurayami-o0o:Kurayami-o0o 1 1 Flight WIP by Kurayami-o0o Flight WIP :iconkurayami-o0o:Kurayami-o0o 1 4 WiCKED by Kurayami-o0o WiCKED :iconkurayami-o0o:Kurayami-o0o 2 1 her T I M E will come--closeup by Kurayami-o0o her T I M E will come--closeup :iconkurayami-o0o:Kurayami-o0o 3 6 + CARRY on + by Kurayami-o0o + CARRY on + :iconkurayami-o0o:Kurayami-o0o 6 3 NAMELESS by Kurayami-o0o NAMELESS :iconkurayami-o0o:Kurayami-o0o 4 0 It'll be the Last -- Details by Kurayami-o0o It'll be the Last -- Details :iconkurayami-o0o:Kurayami-o0o 1 0 It'll Be the Last by Kurayami-o0o It'll Be the Last :iconkurayami-o0o:Kurayami-o0o 9 8 3. Light by Kurayami-o0o 3. Light :iconkurayami-o0o:Kurayami-o0o 2 0 Blue Heavens by Kurayami-o0o Blue Heavens :iconkurayami-o0o:Kurayami-o0o 1 0 Lincoln's Tomb by Kurayami-o0o Lincoln's Tomb :iconkurayami-o0o:Kurayami-o0o 0 0 2. Love by Kurayami-o0o 2. Love :iconkurayami-o0o:Kurayami-o0o 14 12 1. Fallen From Grace by Kurayami-o0o 1. Fallen From Grace :iconkurayami-o0o:Kurayami-o0o 13 5 Nimara by Kurayami-o0o Nimara :iconkurayami-o0o:Kurayami-o0o 0 2 A Night Sky Full Of Cries by Kurayami-o0o A Night Sky Full Of Cries :iconkurayami-o0o:Kurayami-o0o 5 8

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1_Say in a French accent, "Ooh la la! Wanna buy a girbil, no?". No matter what they say, repeat this until they hang up.
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5_Repeat every little thing they said, right down to the punctuation.
6_Talk really loud to the mouthpiece.
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“RUN AWAY!!!” screamed the shadow, and away it ran.
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The Half-Dead Badger...
Current Residence: Your closet 8D
Favourite genre of music: Gothic Rock, Alternative, Hard Rock
Favourite style of art: Photo Manip, drawing
Operating System: Windows XP...
MP3 player of choice: iPod nano
Shell of choice: ...a conch shell
Wallpaper of choice: Something animeish
Skin of choice: My own
Favourite cartoon character: Nel && Yachiru from Bleach; Yin from Darker Than Black; Haji from Blood+
Personal Quote: Anime is more addicting than drugs

I've gone insane. 8D;;;;
  • Listening to: Pierrot ver. ShounenT
  • Reading: The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde


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DragonsDwelling Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012
Happy birthday. :'D
Dragon-Paragon Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist

Happy dA burfdays :3 Has a llama.
Kurayami-o0o Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2010
o3o i didn't even know it was my dA birthday XD
thankies ~
Dragon-Paragon Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It was! There was a little thingy that said so.
Dragon-Paragon Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist

I'm Brian's friend! You know, the one where we were going to draw on OC together but then your mom came in and you had to go so we couldn't but then wallabees attacked and we were forced to declare war on them and save Australia and we used a giant thermonuclear warhead to stop them but Switzerland was sacrificed in the process? ...Actually, I'm not sure that's exactly how it happened. My memory gets a little fuzzy around the wallabee part.

Kurayami-o0o Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2009
wallabees sound cute xD

Hiii thar =D
Dragon-Paragon Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
They sure are! Evil little buggers, though. They try to take over the world every chance they get.

8D *Gallery lurk!*
cryptic-heart Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2009
come back to nirvanaaa<3
REiGNx4G64 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2009
hey does a screen name mortaldevice ring a bell?
Kurayami-o0o Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2009
no o_O
should it?
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