kumajiroplz

Mr. Williams, thanks for coming to your preformance review.
No problem, eh?
So you're in charge around here is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss...er, when people remember me that is.
OK, so why don't you take us through a day in the life of "the boss"?
Well, the first thing I do is;
Talk to no one.
LIKE A BOSS.
Approve maple syrup.
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Left out at meetings.
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Forgotten at party's.
LIKE A BOSS.
Play some hockey.
LIKE A BOSS.
My own Tim Hortons.
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Get ignored.
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Promote pancakes.
LIKE A BOSS.
Try to talk.
LIKE A BOSS.
Not be heard.
LIKE A BOSS.
Swallow sadness.
LIKE A BOSS.
Mistaken for America.
LIKE A BOSS.
Call a sex line.
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Hang up quickly.
LIKE A BOSS.
Ask politely for a refund.
LIKE A BOSS.
Eat a donut.
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Beaten up by Cuba.
LIKE A BOSS.
Apologize for not being America.
LIKE A BOSS. Wait, why would you apologize for being me? I'm the hero!
Drink some beer.
LIKE A BOSS.
Shit on America's desk.
LIKE A BOSS. Wait, WHAT?!
Feel bad.
LIKE A BOSS.
Clean it up.
LIKE A BOSS.
Oh maple, I can't believe I freaking did this! Crap!
Finally crack!
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Puke on America's desk.
NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STAHP!
Jump off the CN Tower.
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Suck a dude's dick.
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Score some coke.
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Crash my snowmobile.
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Suck my own dick.
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Eat some poutine.
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Chop my balls off!
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Black out in the snow.
LIKE A BOSS.
Meet a polar bear.
LIKE A BOSS.
Fuck his brains out.
LIKE A... BOSS?
Turn into a jet.
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BOMB AMERICA!!!
NO! WHAT THE FUCK?
Crash into the North Pole.
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Now I'm dead.
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So that's an average day for you then?
No doubt, eh?
You chop your balls off and DIE.
Hell yeah.
And I think you said something about shitting on my desk???!!!
Uh N-nope!
Actually, I'm pretty sure you did!
N-no! Th-that ain't me!

OK, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Don't kill me!!!
Who are you?
I'm Canada.
Who?
Your brother fucknugget!
I want a burger.

LIKE A BOSS!