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Shrub Monkeys 25 by ktshy Shrub Monkeys 25 by ktshy
Hmmm... is there no longer a comic strip label for deviant art? I had to make this miscellaneous. Ah well. This is the start of my weekly tuesday updates for girlamatic. WEE! The dudes in the car cheese me off, though to be fair no one's ever used that "duck hunt" line on me, Shagster made that one up, wah her!

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MuteKrocodil Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I thought I was on DeviantArt,not Tumblr
GloriosaPlus Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
to-ta-lly TRUE!
MeltyMoon Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes! I found you~
I had printed this comic out when you first made it and found it amongst my papers and had to search for your awesome talent!
tottconn Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2012
Humorous and well drawn! Keep it up!
Aernyk Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2012
I talk to all females like the first one. :happybounce:
ThatOtherCartoonist Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha, I'm one of those seemingly rare guys who would act more like the dude in the first panel XD Admittedly I don't use Old English unless I'm intentionally being silly, but it's more or less the same.

The kind of behaviour exhibited in the second panel, quite frankly, disgusts me. This is why I don't go out into the real world much; Because this archetype is now widespread pretty much anywhere you care to look.
FreckleLemonade Featured By Owner May 25, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hahaha so true XD
Quomlon Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Ur so freaking right.
darthryuker Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2011
Gotta love the grumpy horse
RedEyedGirl100 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2011  Student Writer
something like this happen to me
only it was a school bus
filled with boys

it was for a privet religious school

the nun was the driver

and i got the dirty look
Fuyu-Ookami Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2011  Student Digital Artist
cupofblacksyrup Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2011
You see, it's guys like that that make me think of becoming a lesbian :iconthatsgreatplz:
.... Which is probably the wisest decision a girl can make if you think about it.
Silk-Ward Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
not really, girls can be ass holes too
cupofblacksyrup Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2011
Oh trust me, I KNOW! Sometimes I'm embarrassed to be a girl X(
Foxiepox Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2010
Oh Lawd.. this is SO like me and i bet rest of the worlds ladies.. -.-''''
sometimes you'd wish you could just run around in sexy clothes and feel good about yourself, getting starred at (in the good way) but still NOT getting yelled at like that by morons -.-
i feel ya girl!
sometimes i just hide in fitness outfit too >,<
Numanom Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2010
This is so true (I love the grumpy horse!) :<
tspeecestudios Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2010  Professional General Artist
Not the worst pick up line though. At least no one's waving a credit card at you while staring at your knockers. Now that's infurating and awkward.
ktshy Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2010  Professional Filmographer
Veeeeeeery ackward...
AylaElphabaMidna Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2010
:rofl: That is one hot Prince Charming :nod:
Nakokun Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
Oh, my Godess, they`re in civilizated countries like Canada too! I`m felling better now (thank you)
MistyQue Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
this is exactly why i don't wear a skirt. some guys are just too stupid to shut up
Keyzumi Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2009
Idiot boys....
Now I understand why the chimps of zoos have such a high intelligence.
I had also been tempted by "Sell now your brain, the gain is guaranteed" but that distinguishes us from men. reason.
Little-Lenny Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2009
That is so flippin' true.....
JuvenyleChylde Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2009
I totally get this one!! Hahaha!!

Not long ago, I was walking down the street with my mom. And, well, I guess that I should preface this by saying that while I don't dress trashy or anything, I am well endowed. (Actually, I have ridiculous, comic-book boobs. They just never stopped growing. Grr at the 37 Jj.)

So, this guy, in a truck full of buddies, starts honking and he shouts (as if I didn't already know), "Hey! You have huge tits!"

I don't really know what it was meant to accomplish. Well, he had a red light, so I teased him until we walked past (much to the amusement of his friends).

I mostly was sarcastic. "Really? I do?? Why, thank you for telling me!! I may never have figured it out, if it weren't for your kindness, sir. Wow! You think you know it all, and then someone special comes along and opens your eyes."

Stuff like that.

But really.... why do some men leave the house without their social skills?
LadyDeadPooly Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thats reality, what a shame. Good work!
lastbranch Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2008  Student General Artist
I'm not so sure all women want that fantasy guy because I've tried that a few times and all it netted me was a black eye in every case....of course it maybe for the fact that i don't look like like that guy.

my theory:
good looking guy quotes Shakespeare= girl loves it

non-good looking guy quotes Shakespeare=black eye
nargirl Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2008
you're a fantastic artist.
teeeeeeg Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2008
ahah, made my day.
though i hate when that happens.
quarkenzyme Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2008
im often ashamed to be a male... :rolls:

heheh but the first frame is cute.... :aww:
KarolineDianne Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2008
Men are such assholes. XDD Though I love you fantasy part. XD lawl

You did look good in that skirt though X3
Magzdilla Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2008
OMG, I've been there.
TaKaGIR111 Featured By Owner May 12, 2008
This is so true.. >>
Lokita-Naky Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2008  Professional General Artist
OMG SO TRUEEEEE!!!! Can't a girl wear a friggin skirt without that kinda thing happening??? -__-'man have no manners anymore, where did the courtesy went?? *sighs* I mean a simple "you look pretty!" would TOTALLY be fine!(without being too creepy either)
Unlucky-Numbers Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2008

I hate thaaaaaaaaat toooooooo.

NocturnalkiTTy Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2008
woww wish my fantasties were like dat...haha
TheChavsStoleMeName Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2008
god, that must have been MORTIFYING!
DeadXCross Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
your humor is priceless c:
Kraynix Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2007
Ha! Love it. It's happened to me too! ^.^
onyxebony Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2007
Cainmaczek Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2007
Tee hee hee xD ! Isn't the real life better that fantasy xD ?
Heh, really nice work.
capable-ofchange Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2007
Darn true.
whisperwillow45 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2007  Hobbyist Photographer
Have you noticed they'll always call out to you when they're in a car or across the street? I'd like to see them try and do the same thing when they're right in front of you.
I absolutly enjoy your cartoons facial expressions.
nevinagothica Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2008   Traditional Artist
I've had someone do that right in front of me. It's still as humiliating, but the good thing about it is that you can give them the dirtiest look of your life, and hope to God that looks can kill!
LieutenantGordon Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2007
XD I hear that!
BlackBlur13 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2007
Fat girls never have this problem. Be fat and proud, ladies! :salute:
AnimeLoverAngel Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2007
*Shots the guys* Damn I hate that kind of people, thats why I enver wear a skirt nor a dress
MuseAche Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2007  Student General Artist
Thats why I hate it when my GF wears these things :shakefist:
WandaTaylor Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I know...most people wish for that hell i know i did for it to be a fantasy and to have someone say that kind of thing nicely...but then you get the jerks in real life that have to make total asses of themselves....
TheSilverWolfQueen Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2007
Aha. MEN. *rolls eyes*
AvatarWolf13 Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2007  Hobbyist General Artist
Man, I would of KILLED them. Therefore I dress in jeans 24/7. BAGGY jeans, I'm a prude, :XD:
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