The Blue Gun Brigade painted their weapons blue in memory of the 53 million Imperial subjects who submitted to mandatory voluntary kidney donation to cure the God-Emperor's dandruff for another year. Unfortunately, the kidneys were lost in a violent misunderstanding between Blue Gun forces and the Death Skull Bleakness Legion of Skulls, who are in charge of this year's holiday party.
My attempt at painting some gaming minis by Games Workshop. I have no actual desire to own WH40K anything, but I hadn't bought much at the game shop lately and they had this kit that included paints, a brush and 3 "easy to assemble" dudes. So now I have these paints and am not really sure what to do with them, since paints and minis are like xkcd.com/140/ and I don't actually play these games.
That guy on our right has no idea what that gadget is that he's holding.