"Today," said Frannie, addressing her crew and three prisoners aboard the Japanese folks' boat, "is the first day of our war against Japan."
"Yee haw," said Sally.
The others were understandably dumbfounded.
"What did she say?" said Takumi.
"She... she said she's going to conquer Japan," said Nanami.
"No flipping way!" he said. "She's insane!"
"Did he just say I'm insane?" said Frannie.
"Yes, my husband said that you were insane," said Nanami in careful English.
"But of course he would. It has been," she said, launching into full speech-delivering mode, "far too long since the world has had one truly worthy conquerer. Hitler was a simpering half-Jewish anti-semite who solved his problems with death camps and failiure. Stalin had nothing better to do than kill his own people and die of a stroke. America hasn't had a proper invasion... ever, save against its own native population. The world needs to be reminded of t