*playing skyrim* Guard: Are you crazy, Imperial?! Me: no, I'm not suffering insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. *decapitates him with Dawnbreaker, takes out my ring of cannibalism, eats him, then runs, using my Wabbajack on any guards in my way* *one is now a sweet roll, one is now a pig, one is now running around on fire, one is now money, and one is now cheese* like I said. Enjoy every minute of it.