Thanks for the fav on 139 - I eat swabs like you for breakfast...

The nutritional value of swabs is rarely overstated, mainly because very people consider then as a viable source of sustenance. They’re not wrong. Swabs are a terrible food choice. Bad taste, worse texture and quite unpleasant to swallow, swabs provide almost no tangible dietary benefit. True, my colon has never been cleaner, but even that barely seems like a valid reason to subject oneself to this seemingly bizarre culinary fixation. But despite all those negatives, I continue consuming them and I’ll tell you why. It’s all in the name of Freedom. That’s right, I eat swabs to protect my inherent right to do so. Sure, that sounds like the lunatic rationalization of a half-eaten fruit cake, and I won’t argue with you on that point, but I’d just like to say that I have always been a stubborn jackass and when I read on the packet “Do Not Consume” I knew in my heart I couldn’t just let that sort of rampant tyranny stand. So there you have, my reason for eating swabs. Some might call it a noble crusade, and those that don’t certainly should, but as far as I’m concerned, I’m just doing my part to preserve this beautiful thing called Freedom.

#FreedomFightingFoodie