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It's been forever since I've been on here but I'm back :) will post art soon and reply to everyone

Fake Friends

There are some people who are getting too fake here on dA. They only want posts, comments, or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually re-post this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are... Repost this if you are a friend.
Just copy and paste this in a new journal as "Fake Friends."

my grandmother has always been on the rough tough side of emotions, but today she has amazed me lol

it made me smile so much and almost cried when you have been sick for bout a week and you eat with you mom, aunt, and grandmother and you have no makeup on and look like crap, and all your grandmother says, " do you have any makeup on?" I say no thinking she is going to say im ugly or my face looks bad but she says, " you just need to throw away your makeup and not wear any, your so beautiful" I just smiled and blushed and she kept on talking to my mom and aunt. Gah I love that woman, she can be mean and be out in left field, but I love her to death!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kmart commercial

its kids doing "Yo Mama" jokes but not making fun of them but complementing them lol

favorite line out of the commercial

"Yo mama is soo good, she went back to the past and bought you them converses " lol LOVE IT!!!!!


Have you

[ ] smoked
[] consumed alcohol
[X] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[ ] kissed someone of the same sex
[X] kissed someone of the opposite sex
[X] had someone in your room other than family (friends XD)
[] watched porn
[ ] bought porn
[ ] tried drugs

[X] taken painkillers
[ X] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[X] lied to your parents
[X] lied to a friend
[ ] snuck out of the house
[ ] done something illegal
[X] felt hurt
[X] hurt someone (I think not)
[X] gotten into a fight
[X ] wished someone to die
[ ] seen someone die.

[X] missed curfew
[X] stayed out all night
[ ] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[ ] been to a therapist
[ ] received a ticket
[X ] been to rehab
[X ] dyed your hair
[X] been in an accident
[] been to a club
[X] been to a bar

[ ] been to a wild party
[ ] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[ ] had a spring break in Florida
[X] sniffed anything
[X ] wore black nail polish
[X ] wore arm bands
[X ] wore t-shirts with band names
[X] listened to rap
[ ] owned a 50 Cent CD

[X ] dressed gothic
[ ] dressed lolita
[X ] dressed girly
[X ] dressed punk
[X ] dressed grunge
[X] stole something
[ ] been too drunk to remember anything
[X] blacked out
[ ] fainted
[X] laughed at someones pain
[X] had a crush on a neighbor

[X] had a crush on a friend
[X] been to a concert.
[X ] dry-humped someone
[X ] been called a slut(ASK ABOUT LOL)
[X] called someone a slut
[ ] installed speakers in your car
[X] broken a mirror
[X] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[X ] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.

[ ] considered Ludicrous your favorite rapper
[X ] seen an R-rated movie in theater
[X] cruised on mail
[X] skipped school
[X] had surgery
[X] had an injury
[ ] gone to court
[ ] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[X] caught something on fire
[X ] lied about your age (ASK ME ABOUT LOL)

[ ] owned/rented an apartment/house
[ ] broke the law in the police's presence
[X] made out with someone who had a gf/bf
[X ] got in trouble with the police
[X] talked to a stranger
[X] hugged a stranger
[ ] licked a stranger
[X] been verbally harassed
[] been physically harassed

[ ] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[X] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[X] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[ ] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[X] been to a fair
[ ] been called a bad influence
[ ] drank and drove
[X] prank-called someone
[X] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[X] cheated on a test


If You Have Less Than 10...Write [I'm a Goody Goody]
If You Have More Than 10...Write [I'm average]
If You Have More Than 20...Write [I'm bad kid]
If You Have More Than 30...Write [I'm a bad influence]
If You Have More Than 40...Write [I'm a horrible person]
If You Have More Than 50...Write [I should be in jail]
If you have More Than 60...Write [I should be shoot]
If You Have More Than 70...Write [I should be dead]

Had a girl ask me if I needed help with pics I said no. I was busy playing a game and she kept asking shit and was like HEhe, obvoiously you don't want to do nything but Fable 3. so heres my reply...


"no I do other shit your just annoying me atm asking to see shit and wanting to help when I have said Im not interested and don't need help. I rather ask my boyfriend about nude pics than a random girl I have never met before. I don't show nudes unless its for my boyfriend, im not a slut that shows my body around to get compliments from people and they drooling all over them. I don't like women or like talking to them cause they are complete imbasils and get on my last fucking nerves!!! I hate calling myself a woman cause of the other women around me set horrible examples and supposably if one woman does something all women do. im being the nicest I can, seriously."

And another comment to the top for guys, I know for a fact if a guy is playing a game he does not want to be interrupted, im a woman and I do not want to be interrupted either!