SasoDei: Teasing Ch. 2"Why's Sasori with my blonde?" Itachi muttered to Kisame.
"Deidara isn't your blonde." Kisame muttered back.
"Oh yeah." Itachi said. "He's everyone's blonde." the raven haired Uchiha grinned. Kisame shook his head.
"How many times do I have to tell you?" Kisame said. "Deidara isn't a prostitute." Itachi sighed.
"He sure looks like one." The raven said. Kisame groaned.
"Yo fuckers! Over here!" Hidan shouted. Deidara grinned and waved back, pulling Sasori by the hand to their table.
"Hey guys, un. Can Sasori-Danna sit with us, un?" asked the blonde.
"Sure." Itachi said and Deidara took a seat, Sasori beside him.
"I heard the news asshole." Hidan said, sounding bored and looking at Sasori.
"What news?" asked the redhead
"You broke up with the fucking pinky." Said Hidan. "She cheated right?" Deidara looked at Sasori and saw the sadness in his eyes.
"Yeah with Uchiha." Sasori sighed.
"No she didn't." Itachi said, obviously confused.
"Not you, your brother, fucker." Hidan scoffed.
SasoDei: Teasing Ch. 1Deidara sat on his bed, staring out the window. It was two hours until school started and he was dreading it. Today was the sports carnival. He hated sports. And most of the time his friends made him go perv on the girls swim team. They didn't understand that he didn't like doing that. Not anymore. Not since him.
The hot redhead who had captured the popular blondes heart. There was only one problem.
Sasori was dating someone. A girl.
Deidara sighed and rolled over. Sometimes life really did suck. Sighing the blonde sat up and sat at his desk. He pulled out his clay and began to shape a bird, still sighing dejectedly.
A giggle was suddenly heard from outside his house and he looked out his window, which showed the street. Deidara gaped.
There was Sasori, walking down his street, with a pink haired girl clinging to his arm. As the blonde watched, Sasori leant down and kissed his girlfriend on her nose. They where obviously heading to school.
Deidara felt his sculpture tur
SasoDei: Teasing Ch. 10Deidara sat on his chair, fidgeting to no end as Jiraiya-Sensei explained how hard the seniors had worked on the costumes and that the students where not allowed to say anything bad about them
Konan and Sasori where sitting either side of the blonde, Itachi next to Konan. Konan kept giggling at what was about to happen between Sasori and Deidara.
"Okay I need four models. Each model will have two people to help them dress and the person who made the costume with them, making sure it's put on right. Are we clear?" Jiraiya barked. The class nodded. "There are three costumes so there will be three groups. The rest of you will watch." Again everyone nodded. "Haruno Sakura, Yamanaka Ino and Hyuuga Hinata, you three with Subakku Temari. Yamanka you're the model." The girls nodded and stood up, walking over to stand next to Temari who was holding a gypsy costume. Sakura grinned at Ino, who was beaming happily.
"Abarame Shino, Inuzuka Kiba and Neji Hyuuga you three with Subakku Kankuro. Inuzuk
SasoDei: Chp 7. VampireEverything took place so quick, like the reminessence of time itself had been sucked through a space time continuem within the deepest depths of the universe, Deidara hated the noises that penetrated his fragile ear drums everything was so loud and so high pitched the frequency was higher than what an agile allay cat on the midnight prowl could detect, it rang angrily in his ears, the screeching was nausiating, everything began getting dizzy like it was moving, slowly so tormenting like Sasori was to him in there fight, he hated that night, he hated it with a burning intensity the devoured the flames of hell, he remebered how Sasori had made him feel so inferior and weak, the little red head had caused him to make a fool of himself make him feel as if it was his fault he couldn't win the fight.
But Deidara had known as a mere human mortal, he stood no chance against a high level vampire like Sasori, Deidara remebered Sasori talking to him while he was subconcious, but the vo
Dreams and NightmaresWarning: This is a SasuNaru fanfic! Also may cause tears at the sadness. It's not very fluffy.
The stage was set. Naruto stood on stage, only slightly drunk, and prepared himself for the awesomeness the crowd would experience that was Naruto.
Naruto started singing Luke Bryan's "Do I?" and the crowd was moved by the tears that formed whenever he heard it.
Although tonight it was even more moving although only a handful knew.
Kiba and Hinata sat at their table crying to Naruto's song when Sasuke came in. Naruto saw him sit at the table and sang directly to him though nobody else realized it.
Sasuke sat and listened to the one he loved more than anything. It had been a stupid choice but nothing had happened.
Not that Naruto knew the whole truth. He only knew what he'd seen.
Sasuke had gone out drinking and got so drunk he was talked into taking home this very hot and sexy redhead.
They had made out on the way home and just as they got to the house and things were getting
SasoDei: Teasing Ch. 5Sasori jumped up.
"What the hell is going on?" Deidara's father shouted. "I come in here to see if you did the washing to find you hugging another man. I didn't raise a faggot!" Deidara struggled to stand up but his father kicked him in the ribs and he collapsed back onto the ground.
Sasori didn't know what to do. Deidara's father was laying into him as the blonde cowered in the corner; crying and begging him too stop.
There was really nothing to it. Sasori walked over and stood in front of Deidara. Just as his father swung again Sasori caught his fist in his hand.
"What the fuck?" his father shouted and swung out his other fist but Sasori caught it too. The redhead swung out his foot and hit Deidara's fathers shin, making the old man fall down.
"Don't you dare touch him." Sasori hissed dangerously and kicked the old man again. He stayed down and the redhead walked over to where Deidara was crying in the corner.
"Its okay now." He said gently stroking the blonde's hair from his face. "
SasoDei: Teasing Ch. 3"Why so persistent Danna, un?" Deidara said weekly. Sasori smirked.
"Do you really think I'm hot?" he asked (YES!!!) Deidara gulped and opened his mouth.
"Fuckers! Get your asses over here! Itchy fucking won something again! Fucking show off!" Hidan shouted and waved them over.
"We should go, un." Deidara said and ducked under Sasori's arms. Sasori sighed and followed the blonde over to where the rest of the gang where.
"Hidan don't call me that." Itachi ground out. Hidan laughed.
"But it fucking suits you, fucker."
"Shut up!" Itachi whined and Kisame stared.
"Itchy is getting fucking angry." Hidan taunted.
"What happened, un?" Deidara asked as Sasori walked behind him.
"I won again. So Hidan is pissed off." Itachi said smugly.
"Am not you bastard!" he said. Itachi threw a plate at his head.
"Where did you get that plate?" Sasori asked, wide eyed.
"I have no idea." Itachi said. Hidan gaped.
"You just threw a plate at me fucker."
"Yes. I thought it was obvious." Itachi said,
SasoDei: Teasing Ch. 7"Eternal."
"A bang, un."
"A bang, un."
"A bang, un."
"A bang, un."
"A bang, un."
Deidara was perched on the arm of the chair, his face in Sasori's as the redhead kept raising his voice louder and louder. They had been having a nice conversation before but now it had turned it to a full-blown shouting war.
"NO!!" Sasori shouted louder.
"YES!" Deidara shouted back. "And I know I'm right, un." He grinned evilly and stood up. Sasori rubbed his temple and rolled his eyes.
"Whatever." He muttered as the blonde poked out his tongue and crossed his arms. He walked out of the room.
"I'm right!" Sasori called to Deidara. Deidara looked over his shoulder and swung his hips.
"And annoying, un." He called back and walked into the kitchen. It was morning and Deidara had woken up with an amazing bruise on his jaw. He'd refused to go to school so Sasori had opted to stay home with him. It was about eleven in
SasoDei: Teasing Ch. 4"What?" Sasori said, while Deidara struggled to fight back tears. "Your gay?" Deidara wasn't listening.
He was trying hard not to fall to pieces right there. He would have to escape. Turning to Sasori he smiled though he felt tears forming in his eyes.
"Yeah I like guys, un." He said as the tears started to run down his face. "Bye, un." And then he ran off. All the way home. There was no way he was going to school that day.
Arriving back at his house he ran up to his room and locked the door behind him. His parent's where off at some work convention and wouldn't be back until next week so he had the house to himself. What he needed to do was cry. And that was what he did.
He wailed into his pillow.
Now Sasori knew his secret he would never be able to face the redhead again.
And they had only just started hanging out too. Deidara cried harder. He couldn't believe Konan had told them. How could she? Deidara shook his head and walked out of his room and to the kitchen.
Coffee. He ne