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CW: Twilight

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NOTICE: ('cause I didn't make it clear enough it seems) We DID read it. We read the first TWO books. We maintain our opinion.

Inspired by a few other Anti-twilight comics popping up, [link]
and [link] Were the main ones.
This is a new one [link] but is well worth it!
we present the greatest horror of all.
We were at the Indiana Jones midnight showing (GO SEE IT!) Innocently watching the previews, when....it happened. The rest of the theater started laughing at us, because we did, in fact start screaming. And booing. Share in the terror.
EDIT
Shinga [link] did a wonderful thing. :) She summarized Twilight for those of us who want to know what's going on, but would rather poke our eyes out with sharpened pencils than read it. As someone who HAS suffered through the book, now you don't have to read it! Instead read this chapter by chapter snark-fest! Better than the original, and shorter! :D
[link]
Warning: Do not drink anything while reading this!
Also, [link] for another good laugh. Didn't you want to KNOW how many times Mary Sue references Edward's beauty? :)
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Queen-of-Ice101's avatar
I laughed so hard at this. I was forced to read the entire first book by my friend and I still have nightmares about it.   "shudders" sparkly vampires..........:crying: rvmp 
ADickson10193's avatar
How did you guys like the movie by the way this comic looks that you guys got scary of it and now you guys hate it or not but i think the comic make me funny because you make the best comic like the threaten watching the movie. 
KKgirls's avatar
Oh, we loved the movie. couldn't stop laughing!  Funniest thing ever!
ADickson10193's avatar
i love them as well too. 
ADickson10193's avatar
this is the funniest thing i have ever read and see at the same time good work and Twilight lovers out there are going to be happy to know that they are making a very last movie for the Twilight sagas badly *Midnight Sun* look up The Twilight sagas on Face-Book they will have something about the new last final movie for Twilight. 
thebluemuffin's avatar
I might just be a Team Edward perosn who absolutly loves the Twilight series, but ROFL!
KKgirls's avatar
We welcome all, as long as they are polite and love to laugh! :D
thebluemuffin's avatar
Ok then, thanx for telling me :D
MythBusterNinja's avatar
i feel your pain,my friend got me to read a few chapters..............i am now scarred for life 0.o
KKgirls's avatar
THere, there, the horror fades after a little, and you forget that it ever happened. (until the flashbacks)
MythBusterNinja's avatar
true..*curls into ball* not supposed to sparkle,not supposed to sparkle.....*goes on for hours*
necromae's avatar
the books are SO mutch better
KKgirls's avatar
We'll have to agree to disagree.
rltedder99's avatar
AAAHAHHHHH!!! OH GOD COMIC SANS!!!
KKgirls's avatar
Yes. You might not have noticed...but it's a comic.
rltedder99's avatar
i know but all my teachers have used comic sans so i fear it more than ever whenever i see it
Frizztop's avatar
whether i agree to this extent or not does not change this from being hilarious!!!!
KKgirls's avatar
Why thank you! Our main goal is to make people laugh! :)
KKgirls's avatar
Gee. Thanks for the Spam. That link is for an ad.
KKgirls's avatar
Bwahahahahahaha!
crazyforchocobos's avatar
When I saw the Hunger Games with my Mom, there was a Twilight trailer and everyone started booing.
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