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Attempt at First Person

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Attempt at First Person

It was a cold, Autumn evening and I was bounding down the street, twirling my cane around in my white gloved hand. Everything was swell and splendid despite how crisp and terribly dry the air was. Oh how joyful I felt, how blissful! That was when I came across a pub. The pub was a common place, where most of the peasants went to drink away their sorrows and forget their troubled lives. ...I'd show those peasants more pity of only they made my morning biscuits right... But that isn't the point! The point is, I, Sir Reginald, got the brilliant idea to actually step foot inside that terribly filthy place! A choice I regret to this day, but I we
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Hesrelfson Draft

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Hesrelfson Draft

Everyday, when I walk home from school, I have to pass Hesrelfson's crooked wooden house. Everyday I have to deal with him getting up from his rocking chair and shaking his sweaty old fist at me and the other kids, then aiming his shotgun at our knees and having our kneecaps blown out. Then he sits back onto his rocking chair and says, "that's right, ya darn kids. You stay away from my house!" Then we'd grab our kneecaps and crawl to the hospital to get them implanted back into our knees. No one calls the police though, because screw that. Hesrelf Hesrelfson would probably shoot the police in the knees for going near his house.

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STUFF MIGHT BE DONE!!!

STUFF MIGHT BE DONE!!!

Hello people who don't read or look at any of my posts. I am here to tell you that stuff might be done. No promises. There might be stuff posted, and there might not be. All because I'm a lazy turd and no one looks at my crap anyways. So, that is all.

I don't know, some tag thingie?

I don't know, some tag thingie?

Yeah....this is like from a year ago but oh well. Tagged by SharkaBlarg Rules: 1. You must post these rules. 2. Each person has to share 10 things about them. 3. Answer the 10 questions asked to you, and invent 10 new questions the persons you tag will have to answer. 4. You have to choose 10 persons and put their icons on your journal. 5. Go to their pages and inform them they are tag. 6. Not something like "You are tag if you read this". 7. You have to tag 10 persons. His Questions 1. Without looking it up, what does CCCP mean? :3 2. Do you like Kitties? I love them! X3 3. you walk into your room and I'm laying in your bed what

Journals Are Kewl

Journals Are Kewl

I like journals.

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Kanethegreat62Professional General Artist
Jews did 9/11 (proven science fact)
Kaneshepard62Professional General Artist
Shiggy diggy son. I'm here to fuk bitches and get money!
KittysassinHobbyist Writer
AWW YEEE KANE!!!! Got a new computer or something?
KittysassinHobbyist Writer
Grills
I'm getting so moist right now.