Ways To Drive Itachi Nuts
*~WAYS TO DRIVE ITACHI NUTS~*
1.) Address him as Weasel or Sir Weasel
2.) Steal his purple nail polish and replace it with red nail polish
3.) Read a yaoi story about him, out loud, in front of him...and the other akatsuki members.
4.) Hide cameras in his room to watch his nightly activities
5.) If you run out of tape, record over it with one of Peins videos. Then blame Itachi.
6.) Tell Itachi, Deidara is naked in the swimming pool waiting for him, when actually Hidan and Kakuzu are screwing each other there.
7.) Tell him you found his long lost brother. *holds up a weasel*
8.) If he says that is not his brother, correct yourself and say, Oh, my mistake. Its your mom.
9.) Proceed to run away. If you are too slow, bring out a mirror and show it infront of his face. Hopefully, he will be stopped by his beauty or he might accidentally sharingan himself >.> (not my fault)
10.) Tape pictures of Deidaras face on top of naked men bodies the