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Once upon a time there were these mother fucking countries stuck in a mother fucking haunted mansion being chased by some mother fucking monster that they fucking named Steve, sooooo original.(note the sarcasm) The fucking monster looked like America's alien friend named Tony, again soooo very original(again, note the sarcasm) although they keep dying they never know. weird huh? you'd think after dying for like soooooooooo many times they'd at least remember dying once? But, nope. which pretty much sucks, like there's the one dude who remembers then the rest are just like idk, wateves. So all these fucking countries stuck in a fucking haunted mansion are running around and shit while getting killed and shit. Then like after like a ton  of mother fucking timelines and shit they're finally like, lets be fucking smart and shit and lets actually get out together and shit. Then afterwards they actually get out and shit.    

The End.
first crackfic. based on one of the many rp's I've done with unknownwolf1996 
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AliceKirklandEngland Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
the first sentence and i literally spat my water AND cake onto my computer screen. thaaaanks Christyyyyy
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kirbylover226 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
you're welcome
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