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Random Movie Generator
I want to try and play a game with you guys. This is gonna be kind of a weird experiment, but I think it's a fun idea to try. Go on IMDB, pick the first actor/TV show/movie/whatever that comes up and select a random person from the cast and/or crew and assign them to a specific role: 1 Director, 2 Writers, 3 Producers, 4 Actors (these 4 will be the most prominent characters so the roles they have in a theoretical story don't matter). When you're on a page for that actor/movie [or whatever it is, TV show, video game, anime, doesn't matter], pick another random person. It's kinda like building a film crew by playing 6 Degrees. So, I went from t
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Back From the Movies #34- Godzilla 2/Dark Phoenix
Godzilla: King of the Monsters- Finally! After the atrocious 2014 Godzilla movie that focused on the bland as lukewarm oatmeal Aaron Taylor-Johnson (I think he had a name, but the only things I remember are his dad was a criminally underused Brian Cranston, and he playing “Blank Slate CoD Avatar” #792) we get a Godzilla movie that is PURE. RAW. METAL. AWESOME!!!! What’s the plot? Motherfucker, this is a GODZILLA movie! You know what the plot of EVERY Godzilla movie is? Godzilla sees another giant monster, it challenges him to a fight, they fight to the death while a bunch of buildings and mountains get crushed too. What can
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Just Got out of Surgery
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Back From the Movies #33- Brightburn/Aladdin
Brightburn- If you don’t know what this movie is, WHOO BOY! Like, I almost wish the trailers would’ve been more subtle about it, because this isn’t a superhero movie, it’s outright horror with superhero elements (which, I’ll admit, is unique...especially because they keep stalling out New Mutants but I digress). Basically, it’s like Superman’s origin story (a ship from outer space crashes in Middle of Nowhere, Kansas carrying a baby boy who’s adopted by a kind, loving family but he turns out to have superpowers) only if Superman was evil! Okay, sign me the hell up! The movie kinda starts to feel
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Berzerk Review #4- Legend of Korra (450 Watchers!)
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Back From the Movies #32- Quadruple Feature 2!!!!!
This was just meant to be a double or triple feature at best, but then I got one more in me and I realized...I HAVE A SECOND CHANCE!!! That’s right! To make up for the way I completely fucked up this series first ever QUADRUPLE feature, I’m giving you a real review of—not one, not two, but four—yes, *FOUR* movies. All in one night! Let’s kick it: UglyDolls- I’ve seen trailers for this all over the place and my only opinion on it was mostly “Yeah...that looks kinda cute. The songs might be pretty good.” You should know by now that I’m willing to give a free pass to any musical if the sound
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Rave #33- American Dad 'Rabbit Ears'
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Rewrite as Right- Fairly OddParents' Final Season
Yeah, I'm sure a lot of people--me included--thought this concept was cancelled (like my Vintage Cases pitch, the original Animation Unknown cards, my old Atrocity/Admirable reviews, Anime Unknown; yeah, if you were still waiting around for an Anime Unknown after my AU Anniversary with Your Name., it's not gonna happen--unless I decide to officially post Animation Unknown #0- No Game No Life), but it's not dead. Just dormant because I was having a hard time coming up with unique ideas of how to fix things. Granted, this one is gonna be a total overhaul. I know that I said I'd shut up about the infamous final season of Fairly OddParents; I've
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Rant #2- Henry Danger 'Opposite Universe'
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Back From the Movies #31- Shazam!/Missing Link
Shazam!- if you thought Wonder Woman and Aquaman were just a fluke, here’s the third home run in a row that proves you wrong. Captain Marvel is probably one of my favorite superheroes: I love his look, I love his concept, I just love everything about him. Especially in this movie. So, Billy Batson—a foster kid who’s run away from dozens of foster homes—now finds himself having to adapt to another new family, until he gets superpowers from the Wizard Shazam that turns him into a superhero and, y’know, typical “Hero Learning to be Hero” shit. Three big things about this movie: 1) Billy is just such a sh
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Random Movie Generator
I want to try and play a game with you guys. This is gonna be kind of a weird experiment, but I think it's a fun idea to try. Go on IMDB, pick the first actor/TV show/movie/whatever that comes up and select a random person from the cast and/or crew and assign them to a specific role: 1 Director, 2 Writers, 3 Producers, 4 Actors (these 4 will be the most prominent characters so the roles they have in a theoretical story don't matter). When you're on a page for that actor/movie [or whatever it is, TV show, video game, anime, doesn't matter], pick another random person. It's kinda like building a film crew by playing 6 Degrees. So, I went from t
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Back From the Movies #34- Godzilla 2/Dark Phoenix
Godzilla: King of the Monsters- Finally! After the atrocious 2014 Godzilla movie that focused on the bland as lukewarm oatmeal Aaron Taylor-Johnson (I think he had a name, but the only things I remember are his dad was a criminally underused Brian Cranston, and he playing “Blank Slate CoD Avatar” #792) we get a Godzilla movie that is PURE. RAW. METAL. AWESOME!!!! What’s the plot? Motherfucker, this is a GODZILLA movie! You know what the plot of EVERY Godzilla movie is? Godzilla sees another giant monster, it challenges him to a fight, they fight to the death while a bunch of buildings and mountains get crushed too. What can
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Just Got out of Surgery
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Back From the Movies #33- Brightburn/Aladdin
Brightburn- If you don’t know what this movie is, WHOO BOY! Like, I almost wish the trailers would’ve been more subtle about it, because this isn’t a superhero movie, it’s outright horror with superhero elements (which, I’ll admit, is unique...especially because they keep stalling out New Mutants but I digress). Basically, it’s like Superman’s origin story (a ship from outer space crashes in Middle of Nowhere, Kansas carrying a baby boy who’s adopted by a kind, loving family but he turns out to have superpowers) only if Superman was evil! Okay, sign me the hell up! The movie kinda starts to feel
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Berzerk Review #4- Legend of Korra (450 Watchers!)
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Back From the Movies #32- Quadruple Feature 2!!!!!
This was just meant to be a double or triple feature at best, but then I got one more in me and I realized...I HAVE A SECOND CHANCE!!! That’s right! To make up for the way I completely fucked up this series first ever QUADRUPLE feature, I’m giving you a real review of—not one, not two, but four—yes, *FOUR* movies. All in one night! Let’s kick it: UglyDolls- I’ve seen trailers for this all over the place and my only opinion on it was mostly “Yeah...that looks kinda cute. The songs might be pretty good.” You should know by now that I’m willing to give a free pass to any musical if the sound
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Rave #33- American Dad 'Rabbit Ears'
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Rewrite as Right- Fairly OddParents' Final Season
Yeah, I'm sure a lot of people--me included--thought this concept was cancelled (like my Vintage Cases pitch, the original Animation Unknown cards, my old Atrocity/Admirable reviews, Anime Unknown; yeah, if you were still waiting around for an Anime Unknown after my AU Anniversary with Your Name., it's not gonna happen--unless I decide to officially post Animation Unknown #0- No Game No Life), but it's not dead. Just dormant because I was having a hard time coming up with unique ideas of how to fix things. Granted, this one is gonna be a total overhaul. I know that I said I'd shut up about the infamous final season of Fairly OddParents; I've
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Rant #2- Henry Danger 'Opposite Universe'
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Back From the Movies #31- Shazam!/Missing Link
Shazam!- if you thought Wonder Woman and Aquaman were just a fluke, here’s the third home run in a row that proves you wrong. Captain Marvel is probably one of my favorite superheroes: I love his look, I love his concept, I just love everything about him. Especially in this movie. So, Billy Batson—a foster kid who’s run away from dozens of foster homes—now finds himself having to adapt to another new family, until he gets superpowers from the Wizard Shazam that turns him into a superhero and, y’know, typical “Hero Learning to be Hero” shit. Three big things about this movie: 1) Billy is just such a sh
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My Eye is watching you... (CM)
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Toy Girls - Arts and Crafts Series 97: Dani Dennis
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Toy Girls - Catalogue Series 187: Mara Alicock
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Rainbow Dash as Kara Danvers
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Azur Lane Nurse
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Favorite Characters by Alignment
Based on a meme made by InfraredToa (https://www.deviantart.com/infraredtoa) Favorite Heroes: All Might (My Hero Academia)/Natsu Dragoneel (Fairy Tail)/Maka Albarn (Soul Eater) Least Favorite Heroes: Black Star (Soul Eater)/Minoru Mineta (My Hero Academia)/Jennifer "Control" Kajiwara (Amazing Agent Luna) Favorite Neutral: Squidward (SpongeBob SquarePants)/Quartermaster (Camp Camp) Least Favorite Neutral: Mandy (Totally Spies)/Akira (Lucky Star) Favorite Villains: Medusa (Soul Eater)/Stain (My Hero Academia)/Laxus Dreyar (Fairy Tail) (Yes, I know Laxus turned into a good guy again, but he was an awesome villain) Least Favorite Villains: Miroku (Beyond the Boundary)/Ivan Dreyar
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The Chase - Part 9 [Continue The Story Comic]
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Top 30 Favorite MLP Songs
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Haunted Schlaf
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I was supposed to announce this a lot sooner, but I’m leaving DeviantArt. I don’t know if it’ll be forever, I’ve been thinking of getting a new account or something, but I need to be away. For a while.
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I know I haven’t posted anything in a while, I’m working on other projects right now. This crossed my mind a little while ago: in the first High School Musical, do they EVER say what the name of the musical they’re putting on is? I mean, the audition ...
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The Good News is BlackMoonPaladin and I made peace and put this whole thing behind us. There's nothing after that, but I'm seriously considering moving to a new account just for a fresh start. Right now, I'm just very tired, very burned out, and fee ...
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