Maggie McFly - "She reminds me of poor Martin."
Seamus McFly - "Aye."
Marty McFly - "Who?"
Shamus - "Me brother."
Marty - "Wait a minute, you have a brother named Martin McFly?"
Shamus - "Had a brother. Martin used to let men provoke him into fightin'. He was concerned people would think him a coward if he refused. That's how he got a Bowie knife shoved through his belly at a saloon in Virginia City. Never considered the future, poor Martin, God rest his soul."
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Whichever's gonna spew.