kingofeverything10

What are you all gawking at? There are trenches to dig and you’re all staring at a.… Is that a man? What’s a man doing out here, this is a war zone. The orcs could come charging out of the jungle any day now and now I got to take care of a… (sigh) Come with me. We’ll speak more in my tent. I’m sure you must be nervous being the only man in a camp full of battle hardened women who haven’t seen their husbands in many moons, but I promise my soldiers are honourable and they won’t lay a hand on you without your consent. Now, mind telling me how you got here? I don’t know what an “ isekai truck” is, but you don’t look like you’ve been run over by anything. However you got here it would have been best if you stayed home, this is no place for a man. The way back to civilization is too dangerous for you to walk along and I can’t spare a single warrior to guard you. I’m afraid you’ll have to stay here in the camp. I’m sure someone as cute as you has gotten used to women fawning over you