Have you ever seen an beautiful elf-girl blowing up a big blue balloon? Have you ever watched her body shiver with every strong breath you presses into it? Have you smelled the latex, listend to the noises when it gets bigger and bigger? Have you seen the sparkling sweat on her forehead and the glim of will in her eyes which yell: "It will pop! I do it just for you!" Have you seen the pointed ears errected to the sweet sound of a loud "BANG"?