KingKaiplz

I FUCKING LOVE YOU!

x FOREVER!

THIS IS A PARODY, OFFICIAL RELEASE, SUPPORT AKIRA TORIYAMA!

You're an alien!
I'm an alien!
Am I an alien?
Probably. Where's my brother?
I dunno.
Then you're useless to me!
DRAGON SOUL!
I have a kid!
I'm socially awkward.
He's adorable! GAH!

I'm here for my brother!
Am I your brother?
Yes.
DUN DUN DUNNNN, DUN DUN DUUUUNNNNNNNN!
I'm taking your son!
No you're not! Agh!
Ah, he took my son!
I'm here to help you.
Aren't we enemies?
Nobody watched Dragonball. Let's go!
Are you a Yoshi?
Hellz yeah.
Gimme back my son!
*ziiiiip*
Gross.
Haha!
*fighting*
Piccolo, get 'em!
Makansapalapaka!
DOUBLE KILL!
And now I am the dead. Bleh.
Oh no, Goku's dead!
Hey Nappa, let's go to Earth.
Ballin'.
Oh no, more Saiyans!
I'm taking Gohan!
Hi maggots. I'm training you. I'm terrifying and a potential rapist. But I'll never say it flat out.
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BAH!
AGH!
Dodge!
:iconbojackplz:Yar!
Who're you?
I'm King Kai. You now know the Kaioken and the Spirit Bomb. **** off, shut up Bojack.
More months have passed! Let's go fight Saiyans!
Oh God, it's the Saiyans!
Hi.
Yamcha's here!

Yamcha's dead!
Nappa, get 'em.
I am hilarious and you will quote EVERYTHING I say.
Tien, get 'em!
I'm the only serious character on this show. That's the joke.

Oh God, everyone's dead!
Hilariously derailing one-liner.
Goku's here.
Goku's here!
IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
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VEGETA, WHY?!
Because I'm a monkey! *gets huge*
Kaioken!
Kaio-wha? AAAHHH! *shrinks*
Oh no, I'm not a monkey! Oh no, the kid's a monkey! Destructo Disc!
The ****?
Yay. No!
Leaving now.
And we'll never see him again!
They'll see me next episode.
And I'm a ghost! OR AM I?
DUN DUN DUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
DRAGON SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
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This has HOW many subscribers?!

OH MY!