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WHATTT!?
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Echidnas have a four headed penis!!!
that is all

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Hmm Interesting
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Sooo I just found out I've been on devi for a year today. That is all
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The Challenge for Today!!!
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So, as the title suggest this is the title for today, week, month, year, decade. I think they get the point that I'm lazy. I also think they want me to get to the point.... WELL TO BAD!!! Well this is embarrassing I have noting else to talk about but the challenge, so the point I shall get to. Have you ever noticed that sea lions are sooo cute. Okay that has nothing to do with the challenge just wanted to be random. Now the challenge, DRUM ROLL PLEASE! -drum roll- I will be puting a funny comment on every last picture, post, journal, um you get the point everything I can on my girlfriend's, SaiyukiFanGirl101, page. So.... LET THE CHALLENGE BEGIN!!! wow there were a lot of so's in this journal. But, on to the challenge!     
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Top 10 Flashes
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So this is not as random as the others and has a reason for being here. My girlfriend put up all her itunes songs, So I'm putting up my top 10 flashes... But Kimp wouldn't make sense to put up your Itunes list, to that I say... I'm self conscience about the music I listen to. So there forth I shall give unto thee my top 10 flashes -angel choir in background-

10. Wonders of the universe (Legendary Frog)

9.Rush 2++ (O-Ovinnie)

8.Tome (Kirbopher)

7. Minecraft Documentary (Legendary Frog)

6.Days after those days++ (O-Ovinnie)

5. All your pie (Legendary Frog)

4. Hoy Te Amo ++ (O-Ovinnie)

3. Kerri's Big Invention (Legendary Frog)

2.The Race ++ (O-Ovinnie)

1.The Return of Ganondorf (Legendary Frog)
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The Next Journal Entry
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I don't know, don't feel like making a creative title. So it has been a busy week... don't know why I decided to say that, maybe I'm just typing to procrastinate cause I don't feel like getting back to work. WOOT TO PROCRASTINATION!!! Now I'm listening to Mack the knife, haha typing to the beat of the song, which probably isn't a good thing, but it is so catchy. Uh I feel like this isn't an important journal.... BUT NONE OF YOUR JOURNALS ARE IMPORTANT. SHUT UP Larry!!!... Sorry the bag boy got out of his cage. Why is his name larry, and why is he a bag boy in a cage BECAUSE I said so that is why! Did you know that /august has the highest birth rate. That means that people have lots of sex on New Years. So when your parents tell you to go out and party with friends and leave them alone, YOU KNOW WHY!!! Did you know Bears have 42 teeth, that's ten more then humans. Bears are crazy,  and if you haven't heard that from me yet you live in a cave, and if you live in a cave you've been eaten by a bear because they are crazy. Did you know that an ostrich's eye is bigger then it's brain. I have a couple friends that I'm speculating the same thing. Did you know lemons have more sugar then strawberries. That's why I like boobs. think about it. Did you know that dreamt is the only word that ends in mt, don't have a joke for that one actually just a fact. The months between July and November spell Jason. Did you know cats have 32 muscles in their ears, but they spend 66% of their life asleep. That means they only use the muscles 33% of their life to ignore you. stewardess is the longest word typed only with the left hand, and if only 11% of people in the world are left handed that means stewardesses are here just to piss the majority of us off.         Way to be rebels. Did you know the internet was originally called ARPANet (Advanced Research Projects Agency Network), they forgot to add the OAP for Oh And Porn. The fortune cookie are from San Francisco, haha and I thought it came from the bag. Did you know that African Grey Parrots have a vocabulary of 200 words, that's more then the average american teenager. Lighting strike the earth 6,000 times every minute, and you still have a worse chance to win the lottery then getting hit by lightning twice in the same day. On your B-day you share it with 9 million other people, so no it isn't your special day. A one minute kiss burns 26 calories, I'm to lazy for that. Popcorn was invented by Aztecs, and aliens of course. The word laser stands for 'Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation' Come on that was an easy one. There are 31,557,600 seconds in a year, And I like to waste half of that. 42% of men and women 25% don't wash their hands after using a public toilet, What's wrong with you!? tree hugging is forbidden in china, poor trees they must be so lonely. your more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider, and if you don't drink go play with all the spiders you want. The electric Chair was invented by a dentist, he planned on getting back at all the doctors that laughed at him while at medical school. Last one, women blink twice as much as men, that's because the men are starring at the woman's boobs.
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WHATTT!?

WHATTT!?

Echidnas have a four headed penis!!! that is all

Hmm Interesting

Hmm Interesting

Sooo I just found out I've been on devi for a year today. That is all

The Challenge for Today!!!

The Challenge for Today!!!

So, as the title suggest this is the title for today, week, month, year, decade. I think they get the point that I'm lazy. I also think they want me to get to the point.... WELL TO BAD!!! Well this is embarrassing I have noting else to talk about but the challenge, so the point I shall get to. Have you ever noticed that sea lions are sooo cute. Okay that has nothing to do with the challenge just wanted to be random. Now the challenge, DRUM ROLL PLEASE! -drum roll- I will be puting a funny comment on every last picture, post, journal, um you get the point everything I can on my girlfriend's, SaiyukiFanGirl101, page. So.... LET THE CHALLENGE BE

Top 10 Flashes

Top 10 Flashes

So this is not as random as the others and has a reason for being here. My girlfriend put up all her itunes songs, So I'm putting up my top 10 flashes... But Kimp wouldn't make sense to put up your Itunes list, to that I say... I'm self conscience about the music I listen to. So there forth I shall give unto thee my top 10 flashes -angel choir in background- 10. Wonders of the universe (Legendary Frog) 9.Rush 2++ (O-Ovinnie) 8.Tome (Kirbopher) 7. Minecraft Documentary (Legendary Frog) 6.Days after those days++ (O-Ovinnie) 5. All your pie (Legendary Frog) 4. Hoy Te Amo ++ (O-Ovinnie) 3. Kerri's Big Invention (Legendary Frog) 2.The Rac

The Next Journal Entry

The Next Journal Entry

I don't know, don't feel like making a creative title. So it has been a busy week... don't know why I decided to say that, maybe I'm just typing to procrastinate cause I don't feel like getting back to work. WOOT TO PROCRASTINATION!!! Now I'm listening to Mack the knife, haha typing to the beat of the song, which probably isn't a good thing, but it is so catchy. Uh I feel like this isn't an important journal.... BUT NONE OF YOUR JOURNALS ARE IMPORTANT. SHUT UP Larry!!!... Sorry the bag boy got out of his cage. Why is his name larry, and why is he a bag boy in a cage BECAUSE I said so that is why! Did you know that /august has the highest birt