I don't know, don't feel like making a creative title. So it has been a busy week... don't know why I decided to say that, maybe I'm just typing to procrastinate cause I don't feel like getting back to work. WOOT TO PROCRASTINATION!!! Now I'm listening to Mack the knife, haha typing to the beat of the song, which probably isn't a good thing, but it is so catchy. Uh I feel like this isn't an important journal.... BUT NONE OF YOUR JOURNALS ARE IMPORTANT. SHUT UP Larry!!!... Sorry the bag boy got out of his cage. Why is his name larry, and why is he a bag boy in a cage BECAUSE I said so that is why! Did you know that /august has the highest birth rate. That means that people have lots of sex on New Years. So when your parents tell you to go out and party with friends and leave them alone, YOU KNOW WHY!!! Did you know Bears have 42 teeth, that's ten more then humans. Bears are crazy, and if you haven't heard that from me yet you live in a cave, and if you live in a cave you've been eaten by a bear because they are crazy. Did you know that an ostrich's eye is bigger then it's brain. I have a couple friends that I'm speculating the same thing. Did you know lemons have more sugar then strawberries. That's why I like boobs. think about it. Did you know that dreamt is the only word that ends in mt, don't have a joke for that one actually just a fact. The months between July and November spell Jason. Did you know cats have 32 muscles in their ears, but they spend 66% of their life asleep. That means they only use the muscles 33% of their life to ignore you. stewardess is the longest word typed only with the left hand, and if only 11% of people in the world are left handed that means stewardesses are here just to piss the majority of us off. Way to be rebels. Did you know the internet was originally called ARPANet (Advanced Research Projects Agency Network), they forgot to add the OAP for Oh And Porn. The fortune cookie are from San Francisco, haha and I thought it came from the bag. Did you know that African Grey Parrots have a vocabulary of 200 words, that's more then the average american teenager. Lighting strike the earth 6,000 times every minute, and you still have a worse chance to win the lottery then getting hit by lightning twice in the same day. On your B-day you share it with 9 million other people, so no it isn't your special day. A one minute kiss burns 26 calories, I'm to lazy for that. Popcorn was invented by Aztecs, and aliens of course. The word laser stands for 'Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation' Come on that was an easy one. There are 31,557,600 seconds in a year, And I like to waste half of that. 42% of men and women 25% don't wash their hands after using a public toilet, What's wrong with you!? tree hugging is forbidden in china, poor trees they must be so lonely. your more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider, and if you don't drink go play with all the spiders you want. The electric Chair was invented by a dentist, he planned on getting back at all the doctors that laughed at him while at medical school. Last one, women blink twice as much as men, that's because the men are starring at the woman's boobs.