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Dog's Way of Thinking

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Dog's Way of Thinking:
It looks like cat food,
It smells like cat food,
It tastes like cat food,
It must be for ME!

Cat's Way of Thinking:
It looks like cat food,
It smells like cat food,
It tastes like cat food,
It must be for the dog, because I don't eat that crap.
Now where's the human food?

Human's Way of Thinking:
Why is the dog eating that cat food?
It has dog food!
Why is the cat eating my food?
It has cat food!
...HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, GET AWAY FROM MY FOOD.
I have no idea what category this goes in. I'll probably scrap it anyhow eventually. I just want to share how the thought process in my house seems to work.

EDIT; Oh my goodness, this is WAY more popular than I expected. Um, I really want to thank you all for the favs. I'm just as happy as I am surprised that you all like this. ^_^;


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Favninthedirewolf's avatar
This is way too funny!
becursed's avatar
becursed's avatar
You're welcome :)
xxburiedbymylovexx's avatar
I love every min of it<3
xxburiedbymylovexx's avatar
Keep up the funny workzzzz<3
KillMePleaseGod's avatar
I shall try to. XD
xxburiedbymylovexx's avatar
Good shit lol, All of my writing is super dark so it's good for me to lighten up lol
KillMePleaseGod's avatar
Aha, I write either dark/sad stuff or comedic/romantic stuff, it seems. Although I've had the occasional dark/romantic work. X3
xxburiedbymylovexx's avatar
I write whatever comes to my itty bitty brain lol
KillMePleaseGod's avatar
XD That's always the best way to go.
endless-sunrise's avatar
he he. this is exactly like my house. ;p
KillMePleaseGod's avatar
It seems most households that include cats and dogs go like this. XD
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Xxsasukelover77xX's avatar
lmao!! the cat part is so true =D
KillMePleaseGod's avatar
I am shocked at how true it has turned out to be. XD
you are so right this lol
KillMePleaseGod's avatar
It seems so. I'd never have thought I was so astoundingly correct. XD
loopylozzy92's avatar
heh...haha..HAh!
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