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The Fall of Lix [Spirit Unbound] by Spirit--Productions The Fall of Lix [Spirit Unbound] :iconspirit--productions:Spirit--Productions 22 1 Stan Lee: One Man Can Make A Difference by Starfire-Productions Stan Lee: One Man Can Make A Difference :iconstarfire-productions:Starfire-Productions 467 39 The Watcher's informant... by LoganWaynee The Watcher's informant... :iconloganwaynee:LoganWaynee 90 6 FANART - Why Hello Mr. Trace by JKNewLife FANART - Why Hello Mr. Trace :iconjknewlife:JKNewLife 116 17 Comm: Phantasma, Quon, Wolf and Iggy by Hedgey Comm: Phantasma, Quon, Wolf and Iggy :iconhedgey:Hedgey 11 9 Stan Lee: 1922-2018 by CaptainSguiggle Stan Lee: 1922-2018 :iconcaptainsguiggle:CaptainSguiggle 534 46 Life with a dragon #21 by RandomVanGloboii Life with a dragon #21 :iconrandomvangloboii:RandomVanGloboii 14 12 (New and improved) Orbit ref by EmilyTheMeowth (New and improved) Orbit ref :iconemilythemeowth:EmilyTheMeowth 52 19 Smolder's Secret by Marenlicious Smolder's Secret :iconmarenlicious:Marenlicious 378 33 Rko by Marquis2007 Rko :iconmarquis2007:Marquis2007 61 29 Your New Champion by Marquis2007 Your New Champion :iconmarquis2007:Marquis2007 58 7 Into The Accolade by Marquis2007 Into The Accolade :iconmarquis2007:Marquis2007 69 14 2017 ACEO: Tyl by Suane 2017 ACEO: Tyl :iconsuane:Suane 15 0 Spyro Plush by Dragon-Star-Empress Spyro Plush :icondragon-star-empress:Dragon-Star-Empress 5 3 Spider-Man's Greatest Friend by FallenAngel5414 Spider-Man's Greatest Friend :iconfallenangel5414:FallenAngel5414 250 28 Breeding Season by M4CH4D0-L1M4 Breeding Season :iconm4ch4d0-l1m4:M4CH4D0-L1M4 7 3

Tag Lines to Save the World

Eat more veggies
Eat More Fruit
Train Everyday
Recycle Please
Eat Healthy food
Wii Fit U is Fun
Train Your Brain
Conserve Power
Hug a Tree
Pick Up Trash
Exercise More
No plastic bags
Adopt a pet
Go Read a Book
Live in Peace
Conserve water
Help Wildlife
Cut 6 pack rings
Go use Biofeul
Reuseable Bags
Solar Power
Wind Power
Water Power
No Text & Drive
Natural Foods
Conserve power
All Natural food
Stop the hate
Clean the world

Freind Codes/local friends because I lost track and forgetful

:icongameboysage: GB
:iconryusuta: Ryusita
:icondecepticonflamewar: Squinkers
:iconthenaturistartist: Jacob
:iconrosey-panda: Sarah
:icongamer-dragon: Eliaswrath
:iconnixxeo: Rikku
:iconpanicpagoda: Mark
:iconrisa-mcdohl: SaasyK
:iconacarter51: Austin
:iconmike-dragon: MikeDragon
:iconpaddytherabbit: Kamil

Due to a solar flare, there is a blackout so bad that your e-you-name-it doen't work. Can you survive? 

3 deviants said I might but, not long term.
2 deviants said Yes, I have lots of survival exeriance.
1 deviant said No, I can't even cook without a microwave.
1 deviant said I will do some research so that I can learn how.


Joseph Mendelsohn
Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
United States
Zodiac Signs: Virgo, yang metal monkey
Mii: Starret
Games of Choice: Brain Age Concentration Training, Wii Fit U
Likes: Humor, exercise, helping out, sweets, Zelda, swords, staff, anime
Dislikes (from most to least): Being overwhelmed, Bullies, Con-Artists, Name Calling, Foul Language, predigest folk/hate groups, Unbalanced sparring matches, Gore, Strong Bad, The Simpsons (too close to home), raw onions and straight alcohol (only accepts when cooked), black coffee, very spicy food, fake meat, smoking (tobacco, etc.) Spongebob Squarepants, Litterbugs, those that park on the crosswalk.
Height: 5'' 6' on flats. (not counting hair/horns)
Build: Medium-athletic. Lightweight.
Hair: Curly brown, kept short, part on left...if it gets too long turns into an Afro.
Eyes: Green
Language: English with a slight German accent, very little Spanish and American Sign
Current Pedometer Goal: 1059 calories burned a day.
Started drawing: July 15?, 2009.
Half-sister :iconrosey-panda:
Girlfriend: None :'(
Colors 3D:
American User Button by EclipsaButterfly USA Language Level stamp4 by Faeth-design Spanish lang2 by Faeth-design
Super Smash Bros. 4 (3DS/Wii U) - Wii Fit Trainer by LittleYoshi8 Stop The War by DevilKue
Trades - Open by SweetDuke Requests - Closed by SweetDuke
Current Residence: With my mother in SECT (not a bug)
Favorite genre of music: Country, Classic/Soft Rock, music older than I am
Favorite style of art: Furries, transformation, humor
Favorite cartoon character: Avitar Aang, Jake Long, Captain Planet
Personal Quote: "So many people in the world, not enough brains to go around."


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Redraw Dragon City Fan Comic
Redraw some old comics
Outline only
Poetry Repair
As you may see
I can do poetry
If you can pay a fine
I can make yours divine

To get the rehearse
I can do the verse
This is up to four
Extra if you want more  
Colors Shading
Up to three characters in one pannel, more will cost an extra 10
2 Pannel Comic
Up to three characters, more will cost an extra 10
4 Pannel Comic
Up to three characters, extra cost an extra 10


sock prize 1
Here is my prize on the deviantART Power Hour. The design is really neat and great for my feet.
After getting a long nap I randomly decided to go online.  There I found some sad news, Stan Lee has went to the next world at age 95.  On the very off chance that you don't know what I am talking about, he is the legendary writer/artist behind Marvel comics with greats such as Spider-Man, Thor, The Fantastic Four, X-Men, Guardians of the Galaxy, Avengers, Big Hero 6, and a ton of others that I might have missed.  He made a cameo in every movie based on his comics.
When he started making his comics, he noticed that superheroes were had greatness beyond imagination and completely flawless and villains were the worst of the worst, Stan Lee decided to put a wrench in the plans and made heroes and villains more relatable, like Spider-Man who not only fights crime but, also struggles to make ends meet, the X-Men who battles to keep the peace between mutants (supers) and norms and others that I might have missed.  Some of the villains have noble goals but, can't achieve them legally as I have seen in the movies.

  • Listening to: The ringing in my ears
  • Watching: My Weight, heart pressure
  • Playing: Brain Age Concentraion Training


Gamer Trainer

Gamer TrainerAs you may or may not know I consider myself a gamer trainer.  Simply put, I use video games to train myself to become more powerful.  It has been a dream of mine since I bought a used NES with my own money in which I bought all of my own game systems ever since.  Since game training required very special equipment at the time so, I have taken to learning fighting moves by mimicry...which one of my sisters has learned and used.  My ability to game train was very limited until the DS and Wii were introduced which made my dreams a reality.  The DS introduced a touch screen and a training game that goes with it.  The Wii had motion capture technology which puts you in the game in ways that were previously dreamed of.  With advancements in gaming tech my training has improved.  
Today if you can get the right games, you can learn anything, farming, cooking, parenthood, surgery, music, language, history, art, it can even become your personal fitness a
New Game TrainToday in my martial arts class I was given an empty journal for me to write down my achievements in training.  After thinking about it I thought that I should write down my current training plan, which may change.
If I wake up early enough I would do 6 minutes of dumbbells for my arms which I plan to do curls but, work my way up to punches,  then I would do squats for the same amount of time, crunches for the same amount, and brain training.  This could be done out of order.  After I weight myself at a certain time, I will write down other kinds of training as I do them like martial arts combinations (the one I have done the least), practicing guitar, vocal and piano.  This way I can get more done than I could earlier.
Next day update: It turns out that this routine has made me too strong for some people so I need to learn how to hold back.  Not an easy task considering that certain characters did not hold back on me and made my powers look like a jok

5 minutes of:
Torso Twists
Hula Hoop
Warrior Pose
Half Moon Pose
Punch out weights
Sun Salutation
Super Brain Yoga Squats
Knuckle Push-Ups


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fableworld Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
NA watch by fableworld  
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Thanks for the Core!
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Thanks for the fav~
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Happy Birthday, Keyotea! :D :hug: :party: :iconcakeplz:
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