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Tag Lines to Save the World

Eat more veggies
Eat More Fruit
Train Everyday
Recycle Please
Eat Healthy food
Wii Fit U is Fun
Train Your Brain
Conserve Power
Hug a Tree
Pick Up Trash
Exercise More
No plastic bags
Adopt a pet
Go Read a Book
Live in Peace
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Cut 6 pack rings
Go use Biofeul
Reuseable Bags
Solar Power
Wind Power
Water Power
No Text & Drive
Natural Foods
Conserve power
All Natural food
Stop the hate
Clean the world

Freind Codes/local friends because I lost track and forgetful

:icongameboysage: GB
:iconryusuta: Ryusita
:icondecepticonflamewar: Squinkers
:iconthenaturistartist: Jacob
:iconrosey-panda: Sarah
:icongamer-dragon: Eliaswrath
:iconnixxeo: Rikku
:iconpanicpagoda: Mark
:iconrisa-mcdohl: SaasyK
:iconacarter51: Austin
:iconnatsuakai:
:iconmike-dragon: MikeDragon
:iconmrelhs2008:
:iconpaddytherabbit: Kamil
:iconthieviusracoonus:

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44%
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Keyotea
Joseph Mendelsohn
Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
United States
Zodiac Signs: Virgo, yang metal monkey
Mii: Starret
Games of Choice: Brain Age Concentration Training, Wii Fit U
Likes: Humor, exercise, helping out, sweets, Zelda, swords, staff, anime
Dislikes (from most to least): Being overwhelmed, Bullies, Con-Artists, Name Calling, Foul Language, predigest folk/hate groups, Unbalanced sparring matches, Gore, Strong Bad, The Simpsons (too close to home), raw onions and straight alcohol (only accepts when cooked), black coffee, very spicy food, fake meat, smoking (tobacco, etc.) Spongebob Squarepants, Litterbugs, those that park on the crosswalk.
Height: 5'' 6' on flats. (not counting hair/horns)
Build: Medium-athletic. Lightweight.
Hair: Curly brown, kept short, part on left...if it gets too long turns into an Afro.
Eyes: Green
Language: English with a slight German accent, very little Spanish and American Sign
Current Pedometer Goal: 111 floors daily
Started drawing: July 15?, 2009.
Half-sister :iconrosey-panda:
Girlfriend: None :'(
Youtube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCT3IR…
Colors 3D: colorslive.com/mygallery
American User Button by EclipsaButterfly USA Language Level stamp4 by Faeth-design Spanish lang2 by Faeth-design
Super Smash Bros. 4 (3DS/Wii U) - Wii Fit Trainer by LittleYoshi8 Stop The War by DevilKue
Trades - Open by SweetDuke Requests - Closed by SweetDuke
Current Residence: With my mother in SECT (not a bug)
Favorite genre of music: Country, Classic/Soft Rock, music older than I am
Favorite style of art: Furries, transformation, humor
Favorite cartoon character: Avitar Aang, Jake Long, Captain Planet
Personal Quote: "So many people in the world, not enough brains to go around."
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Commissions

Redraw Dragon City Fan Comic
Redraw some old comics
Lineart
Outline only
Poetry Repair
As you may see
I can do poetry
If you can pay a fine
I can make yours divine

To get the rehearse
I can do the verse
This is up to four
Extra if you want more  
Colors Shading
Up to three characters in one pannel, more will cost an extra 10
2 Pannel Comic
Up to three characters, more will cost an extra 10
4 Pannel Comic
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Activity


Feeling Hot Socks
Two teen mom opened up a pack of say it with a sock and this is what is inside.
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Three days ago I got a call from GameStop saying I have gamer credit that have not been used, since I had no idea what awesome games were coming up I said that I would watch the Nintendo con on YouTube to see if there is anything of interest.  After I watched it I saw two of interest, there will be a port of Spyro: The Reignited Trilogy and Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild 2 (?).  So yesterday, I went to the store to reserve them...which turned out to be wrong since Zelda did not have a release date.  So I asked for Soul Caliber 6 for the Switch but, it was still a no go.  So I put all the credit to Spyro.

As for the next Zelda, I was seeing the hype of the artwork and enhancements but, there were some things I wanted which weren't provided in Breath of the Wild, which I hope will be included in the next one.  Mainly motion controls.  Though you can use motion controls for magic powers and aiming the bow but, I want them for melee combat.  Like Link can start with just a sword and some controller swings and learn more as he goes around, like the golden lesson wolves in Twilight Princess or in Shrines like Breath in the Wild.  Why stop there, he could also learn moves not only for the sword, but also the spear, great sword, and empty handed.  The controls would not be hard for them, it would be like a blend of Twilight Princess, Skyward Sword, and Arms.

Also my mom is making me switch from Green Energy Suplaments to coffee.  I like coffee almost as much a she does... *ick*  I objected to her idea but, she said that it's to save costs.  So it looks like I have to drink a lot off coffee to keep my focus on and add a lot of cream and sugar to prevent myself from spitting it out.
  • Listening to: The ringing in my ears
  • Watching: My heart pressure, weight
  • Drinking: Coffee
Ask Keyotea 42
After commening on a comic by :iconashleywolf259:  I decided to do a comic about it.  In which I explain that I believe that I was asking for trouble in a language I don't understand.  So Crystal gave me a translatior collar so I won't get into that situation again...it turns out that even if my vocal language is the same as someone else's, I might be asking for trouble in ways I did not account for.
Crystal is from :icongameboysage:
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Three days ago I got a call from GameStop saying I have gamer credit that have not been used, since I had no idea what awesome games were coming up I said that I would watch the Nintendo con on YouTube to see if there is anything of interest.  After I watched it I saw two of interest, there will be a port of Spyro: The Reignited Trilogy and Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild 2 (?).  So yesterday, I went to the store to reserve them...which turned out to be wrong since Zelda did not have a release date.  So I asked for Soul Caliber 6 for the Switch but, it was still a no go.  So I put all the credit to Spyro.

As for the next Zelda, I was seeing the hype of the artwork and enhancements but, there were some things I wanted which weren't provided in Breath of the Wild, which I hope will be included in the next one.  Mainly motion controls.  Though you can use motion controls for magic powers and aiming the bow but, I want them for melee combat.  Like Link can start with just a sword and some controller swings and learn more as he goes around, like the golden lesson wolves in Twilight Princess or in Shrines like Breath in the Wild.  Why stop there, he could also learn moves not only for the sword, but also the spear, great sword, and empty handed.  The controls would not be hard for them, it would be like a blend of Twilight Princess, Skyward Sword, and Arms.

Also my mom is making me switch from Green Energy Suplaments to coffee.  I like coffee almost as much a she does... *ick*  I objected to her idea but, she said that it's to save costs.  So it looks like I have to drink a lot off coffee to keep my focus on and add a lot of cream and sugar to prevent myself from spitting it out.
  • Listening to: The ringing in my ears
  • Watching: My heart pressure, weight
  • Drinking: Coffee

Critiques

Gamer Trainer

Gamer TrainerAs you may or may not know I consider myself a gamer trainer.  Simply put, I use video games to train myself to become more powerful.  It has been a dream of mine since I bought a used NES with my own money in which I bought all of my own game systems ever since.  Since game training required very special equipment at the time so, I have taken to learning fighting moves by mimicry...which one of my sisters has learned and used.  My ability to game train was very limited until the DS and Wii were introduced which made my dreams a reality.  The DS introduced a touch screen and a training game that goes with it.  The Wii had motion capture technology which puts you in the game in ways that were previously dreamed of.  With advancements in gaming tech my training has improved.  
Today if you can get the right games, you can learn anything, farming, cooking, parenthood, surgery, music, language, history, art, it can even become your personal fitness a
New Game TrainToday in my martial arts class I was given an empty journal for me to write down my achievements in training.  After thinking about it I thought that I should write down my current training plan, which may change.
If I wake up early enough I would do 6 minutes of dumbbells for my arms which I plan to do curls but, work my way up to punches,  then I would do squats for the same amount of time, crunches for the same amount, and brain training.  This could be done out of order.  After I weight myself at a certain time, I will write down other kinds of training as I do them like martial arts combinations (the one I have done the least), practicing guitar, vocal and piano.  This way I can get more done than I could earlier.
Next day update: It turns out that this routine has made me too strong for some people so I need to learn how to hold back.  Not an easy task considering that certain characters did not hold back on me and made my powers look like a jok


5 minutes of:
Crunches
Weights
Squats
Torso Twists
Grips
Kneel
Juggle
Hula Hoop
Warrior Pose
Half Moon Pose
Punch out weights
Sun Salutation
Super Brain Yoga Squats
Knuckle Push-Ups

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DylanCArt Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2019  Student General Artist
You are awesome my friend.
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MaryarMH Featured By Owner May 26, 2019  New Deviant Student Digital Artist
thanks for fav :)
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CommanderDraco Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2019  Hobbyist Writer
Wings of Fire NightWing Icon Emote Thank You Favorite 1 Speech Bubble - BeemoteThank You Favorite 2 Speech Bubble - Beemote 
If you're interested in the story, more is (finally) on the way!
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Krdom Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2019  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the Watch by Krdom  
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LuckyNumber113 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2019  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks again! :)
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Temimi Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2019
thanks
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Bluegirl123456 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2019
So where do I ask 
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Keyotea Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2019  Hobbyist General Artist
You could ask anywhere on this page, though most people ask in my "Ask Keyotea" comics, like this one.
Ask Keyotea 36 by Keyotea
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Bluegirl123456 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2019
Ok. So want to assist my oc, Momo in ninja training  Momo the fox ninja by Bluegirl123456
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TrippFoxx Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2019  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks For the Fave DA SUP by TrippFoxx  
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