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Artist // Hobbyist // Digital Art
  • May 16
  • Argentina
  • Deviant for 10 years
  • art tumblr
  • She / Her
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Pride2020: Participated in Pride2020
Birthday20: Participated in DA 20th Birthday campaign
Birthday21: Participated in DA 21st Birthday campaign
Birthday '19: Celebrated DeviantArt's 19th birthday
Birthday '18: Celebrated DeviantArt's 18th birthday
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that right there is the mail. now let's talk about the mail. can we talk about the mail, please, mac? i've been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, OK? "pepe silvia," this name keeps coming up over and over again. every day pepe's mail is getting sent back to me. pepe silvia! pepe silvia! i look in the mail, and this whole box is pepe silvia! so i say to myself, "i gotta find this guy! i gotta go up to his office and put his mail in the guy's goddamn hands! otherwise, he's never going to get it and he's going to keep coming back down here." so i go up to pepe's office and what do i find out, mac? what do i find out?! there is no pepe silvia. the man does not exist, okay? so i decide, "oh shit, buddy, i gotta dig a little deeper." there's no pepe silvia? you gotta be kidding me! i got boxes full of pepe! all right. so i start marchin' my way down to carol in HR and i knock on her door and i say, "caroooool! caroooooool! i gotta talk to you about pepe." and when i open the door what do i find? there's not a single goddamn desk in that office! there...is...no...carol in HR. mac, half the employees in this building have been made up. this office is a goddamn ghost town.

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tagged by ~PlanetSiam1995 (https://www.deviantart.com/planetsiam1995) 1. What are you guys having for breakfast? nothing. breakfast is for weak people. 2. Favorite all time movie? pshhh i dunno. probably mean girls. or tangled. i can't choose. 3. Who wants to see The Man from UNCLE? I know I do. i have no clue what this means. 4. Anyone here watch old TV shows from the 50s, 60s, etc? not really. 5. Do you like fishsticks? If you don't watch South Park feel free to answer the question normally. haha gay fish. 6. Who here cries when they watch Dumbo? The most depressing Disney movie. i do! every. single. time. 7. Anyone ever seen Gone With the Wind? nope. 8. Any HIMYM fans?
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hey everyone! i won't be submiting anything here for a while, but you can follow my instagram (keymayers), i'll be uploading some doodles! <3
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!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!


It's May 16th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!


Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team. <3


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This birthday greeting was brought to you by: @Viamie

Helloooou Key-senpai! <3 Hope you're doing okay!

:woohoo: :party: :iconcakelickplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconcakelickplz: :party: :woohoo:

On behalf of the birthdays team, I sincerely apologize that your greeting has arrived late this year.

We hope you had an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team :love:

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