let's link arms and sit by the toilet,
help eachother puke so we can lose those
5, 10, 100 pounds that seem to be holding
us back from having friends or a date
that wants to go out again. we will be so popular.
let's go out and get wasted, crunk, stupified-
to the point where we don't remember our bad
slutty dancing and letting that person touch us.
because in the morning everyone will be happy
talking about how f-ing drunk you were and it
was just sooooo funny dude. yay. we're popular.
let's do this. let's go to the mall and steal
name brand clothes because our asshole parents
can't work twelve hour days to make us spoiled brats
so we can wear the same clothes the stuck up bitches
at school pick on us for not wearing. and then we
can be those stuck up bitches and we'll be popularer!
let's do it! no. wait. let's punch that person in the
face so that we can just skip all three steps. we will
be such awesome hard asses that no one will mess with us
because they don't want to upset a craz