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Experiments in Drunkenness by kevinbolk Experiments in Drunkenness by kevinbolk
Read the rest of "I'm My Own Mascot" here: [link]

Folks at parties have asked me why I don't drink. This is pretty much the reason. I'm one of the few people who's actually LESS fun when they're drunk. That, and I'm easily susceptible to hangovers. XD
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ICanNotDoArtCri Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2018  Student General Artist
Well, when my sister was drunk she said something along the lines of:

“FUCK YEAH, DiRK AND JAKE” before legitimately falling off the table.
theyoungestbrony Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2017  Student Digital Artist
TheLivingGlitch Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2017…

Is there something you need to tell us, Kev?

No, really. I'm legit worried about you.
GeneralSnuggles Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I have never consumed alcohol, nor do I intend to. This is the reason; this is what I'm afraid of.

That and freaking EVERYONE nowadays can take videos of you.
A10Jockey Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I usually don't get drunk so I can record and make fun of the people who do.
ShadowGirl222 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2013
I'm sorry, Kevin...but it's true. We do love Luigi more than you. (Also, Mario's a psychopath. Literally. Some dude on YT did some videos on it.)
Grand-Dimentio Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2014
that was 100% fake 99% of the stuff that Mario does  are case by the people playing the game so you make Mario do the thing in the game that is the same for Luigi so they are Mario and Luigi haters
LapisRune Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
But the programmers and artists are the ones who decide what Mario can and can't do. We as players have little to no say in how Mario acts within those games, resulting in a game over or a poor score. The games where Mario is the bad guy, we have no control over what he does, and the cut scenes, again no control. The fact that they consciously allowed Mario, as part of his character, to do those things means that he actually is a psychopath.
Grand-Dimentio Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014
no it din't     Bowser has killed  people and is trying to take over the world.  you sould play the mario games
Grand-Dimentio Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014
no that just makes him more of an anti Hero  also he only kills them becasue they are on the bad guys team and Yoshi don't die it the same ones he/she can teleport and it's still the players that makes Mario do what he does all so they are trying to kill him and they can kill Mario just by hitting him also if you been plying the paper mario sreies and the Mario and Luigi games Mario have to acctak them or w\the world is distroy and they acctake him first and if a block have a toad in  it the toad comes out also you need to play more mario games. and go  by nintendo canon of the games not Matpat  also the same can be siad for Luigi. 
LapisRune Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
^  ^ sure sure. Kevin's page isn't really the place to discuss this. We're both entitled to our own opinions and views on how we see things. That's what makes this world so great, you know? I know we're both not going to budge on this subject so thank you for the information and the suggestion!
Grand-Dimentio Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2014
have you played super paper mario and super mario galaxy?  and how you played the game Golden sun?
AuroraLaLune Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i become touchy feely and lacking in personal boundaries and really rally giggly and exaderated... and... like a really screwy anime character. -.- never in public. never not around people i trust completely not to take advantage. i don't drink very often anyway. once in a blue moon, maybe. a handful of times a year.
lucarioace Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
i'm a laughing like a maniac drunk

also never in public
blackstormwarrior Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013  Student General Artist
I can't drink either, had a little sip of Champaign on New Years... I was dizzy and kept giggling and went to sleep quiet easily.

Love your comics BTW.
GingerBaconCookies Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I can't get enough of these comics!!!
FloofPuppy Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Student Digital Artist
My advice, just don't do it.
aoiyoru Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Student General Artist
Hey, there are worse things than sad. I become a fountain of fragmented sentences and vomit. It's a neat party trick.
Substitute101 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
i have yet to actually get drunk...but that's a good thing at my age
Dorain1 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Some wags have surmised that a person's true nature comes out when they're drunk.
sunshinedrops123 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2012
ok this is pretty funny you rock man
TheGutterBunny Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2012  Student Digital Artist
How to prevent a hangover. when drunk, take an aspirin. works like a dream come true...
Dorain1 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Doesn't work. The only surefire way to prevent getting an hangover is to drink a glass of water between each alcoholic drink. The pain of a hangover is due to acute dehydration. Alcohol sucks the water out of your cells. If you replace it as fast as its drawn out, no hangover.
jakeyu Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2012
Drunk man sobbing CLASSIC MAN
MrMadrigal Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2012  Student General Artist
I'm worse here, mate... I am less fun because of the fact that alcohol usually just knocks me out like a sleepy, overgrown baby that smells like whiskey. So yeah, not only do I become part of the goddamn FURNITURE for the rest of the night, I am also at risk of some other drunk fuck doing something very embarrassing to my face and uploading pictures to his social network of choice... You know what? maybe I AM more fun while drunk... bummer XD
Gyrin Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Thats awesome :XD: IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!!!
ABCDEFR Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist

"I'm my own Mascot" is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(x1000000)AAAAY times funnier than "Sucks to be Weegee".
ShadowKnight3000 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2011
Funny, when I'm drunk apparently, I'm always smiling, giggling and laughing uncontrollably and saying stupid crap like "Life is pretty, weeeeeeeeee".
Musakcritiq Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2011  Student General Artist
this is what I intend on doing ._.
Shooting-Red-Star Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2011
the irony is Luigi may love you more than most people....
avancna Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
If people think you're a weepy weeping wreck when you're drunk, they should see you on the morning after.
NanaAnorexia Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2011
AHAHA...The same here! ^^
T-VirusBunny Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i'm the exact opposite of you XD i'm a really happy person when i'm drunk. i can't stop laughing at everything then 5 minutes later, i fall asleep while i sing with my ipod XD
Fett49 Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2011
lol Good lord
Blazer890 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
LOL!!! :)))
Garul Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
i get asked and begged to get drunk too when i go to a party but i allway's decline too ^^. Maintaininng selfcontrole is utterly important and getting drunk breaks the control so yea ^^ oh not to mention the hangover xD
VentusVanitas365 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I think I'd be a weepy drunk too :/
Than again, I wont be able to find out for quite some time... DARN!! >C
happyhappy167 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
PPGanimepikafan Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2011
omg @ panel 2! i ALWAYS think that when im watching an old movie :XD:
LC85 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
....I actually said "Why'z th' rum gone!?" at a New Year's Eve party after having too much "refreshment" :blush: Jamaican rum is NOT for beginners.

I loved how you told Donald Duck how much you care (thank God you didn't actually watch the Disney Channel, that just might have made you snap completely). That panel was pretty funny. The fourth panel was just righteous, ...your expression I mean ^^;. We still love ya, don't worry. Besides you could make a comic where you make slapstick jokes with him and say, "DANCE LOSER PUPPET, DANCE!"

PostWaveCore Featured By Owner May 7, 2011
I become a dick when I'm drunk (well, even more of a dick).

Usually I can hold off on saying "You have shitty taste in music" or "You're a moron" in favour of something more tactful when I'm sober but when I'm drunk the fur flies.
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Funferno Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I know how that is. Only that I'm a pervert when drunk D:
Kurogane-lover Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2011
I am a no-good-drunk, too. I have very low stamina and if I am actually drunk I will end up hugging someone's leg...really
AliceTheHunted Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2011
If only others would experiment their drunkenness for science, the world would be a better place.
manicrose4443 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2011
I tried an experiment and I ended up cackling hysterically over my best friends lap

Don't drink if you don't want to be embarrassed

I luffs it!!! :heart:
agustinaldo Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2011
...aren't you a little young to be drinking?

You look to be 13, at most. How did you get beer, anyway?
RedEyedRogue Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2011
Kevin, the artist, was born in 1980 according to his fan page. The character is simply drawn in a cute art style.
Plutonian-Frostmonky Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2011  Student Writer
people lihe LUIGI more than you!?!? now thats just a whole new level of sad
flarrthegriffen Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2011
Hey... a, is the girl in pannal 3 your wife or girlfriend...


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