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:iconjosejoestar:
JoseJoestar Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2018
*insert 'biggest douche in the universe' reference*
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:iconcurs3db0y:
Curs3dB0y Featured By Owner May 9, 2018
Ouch!! XD
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:iconloverofmythology:
loverofmythology Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
goddamn i wish i could do this to my neighbor -.-
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:iconm5transmissions:
M5Transmissions Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2018  Student General Artist
Now you are oficially in the "Giant Douche" qualifiers!
Keep it up!
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:iconelcatrind36:
ElCatrinD36 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Miguel Gritar 
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:iconraenafyn:
Raenafyn Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
So accurate it hurts. X'D
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:iconbalmung6:
Balmung6 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2018
"Oh, well, didn't mean to take up everybody's time. Here, let Marco Polo speak, he's back with tales of adventure!" - Brian Regan, when told 'that ain't nothing' when he tells a story xD
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:icontherazan:
Therazan Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2018
I often ask people first how they're doing, because if I care enough to ask, I care also enough to be supportive about YOUR crappy day before telling you I had a bad day too.
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:icondtjb:
DTJB Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Way to go, I knew you could do it.
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:iconfancystachearts:
FancystacheArts Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2018
Is that Adam Conover?
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:icontuesdaynightcompany:
TuesdayNightCompany Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2018
Yep
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:iconelecrockin:
ElecRockin Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
personally, I like the pose in the first panel. there's just enough sass to it. Like 'guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurl' LOL
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:iconerrarachnica:
errArachnica Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2018   General Artist
i love this comic

too many people nowadays are thinking victimhood and pursuing victimhood = good
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:iconcartoonicus:
Cartoonicus Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2018  Professional Filmographer
I wouldn't want to live in Kevin's Universe. Things get weird there.
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:iconderpydoor75:
derpydoor75 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018  Hobbyist Artist
I love the design of this announcer dude.
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:icontheranter1:
TheRanter1 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
I love that people are figuring out how shitty that debate is. .
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:iconhenpitts:
henpitts Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018
How long have you two been together? You Never have worse day than her. Even if you escape the gallows because the rope snapped and you swim 20 miles through snake invested waters to safety. NEVER!
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:iconeelram14:
eelram14 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018  Student Artist
Hahahahaha! Nice, well done!
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:iconmarchlito:
MarchLito Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018
There he is! The biggest douche in the universe! There’s no one douchyer than you! There he is! The pinnacle of douche-dom!
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:icondogman0:
dogman0 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018  Hobbyist Filmographer
...Make this a t-shirt, and we're golden~!
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:iconblackmask-comics:
BLACKMASK-COMICS Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018  Professional General Artist
Is this a "Me Too" Meme??? Facebook Laughing Tears emoji 
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:iconneogs99:
neogs99 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018  Hobbyist Filmographer
I think they call that Pain Olympics.
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:icondogman0:
dogman0 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018  Hobbyist Filmographer
I believe it's called the Victim Olympics
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:iconneogs99:
neogs99 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018  Hobbyist Filmographer
Ah yeah, that's a much more appropriate name for it.
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:iconuzu-no-kaze:
Uzu-no-Kaze Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018
When sweet life rewards your shitty attitude.
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:iconararydden:
ArarYdden Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018
Sweet fucking hell, there are so many people I've met in my life who should win these awards
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:iconjuankmlo:
juankmlo Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018  Professional General Artist
Reminds me of the 'who had an easier life, so you have to feel bad for you for having it easier and somewhat now you must work in the benefict of the other' competition
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:iconmrremoraman:
MrRemoraman Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah....a good lesson on life, as it turns out.
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:icondeadcobra:
DeadCobra Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018
Funny
Before giving the award hear him out before jugging him
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:iconsav8197:
sav8197 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018
But the guy did assume that his problems were worse without even hearing her, that does makes him a douche, even if he was right.
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:iconemberguard:
Emberguard Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018   General Artist
Yeah he basically downplayed her problems by making it about himself. 
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:iconsav8197:
sav8197 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2018
Yeah exactly XD
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:iconskygal333:
skygal333 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
:clap:
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:iconbrendanrizzo:
BrendanRizzo Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018  Hobbyist
It could be worse. He could have received the “turd sandwich” medal.
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:iconfiremanhippie:
FiremanHippie Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
THat was me almost every day after school
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:iconloucathwil:
Loucathwil Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
THANK YOU
Thank you for making this xx
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:iconjohnnyhedgehog1992:
JohnnyHedgehog1992 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018
Sometimes at least I get an ear to listen to my small issues, but someone will always be bound to top it off.

I know my problems aren't as serious as others, but all have them, bottling up your problems just because they're insignificant isn't a healthy answer.
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:iconpurisuname:
Purisuname Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD Ah man can't stand people like that.
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:iconmethusulacomics:
MethusulaComics Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018
I try not to paly that particular game In conversation whenever bad days come up.
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:iconrenegadespirit:
RenegadeSpirit Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018
A sweet art, but you have to remember. You didn't "create it", or won't "a simple error" for it. Have you given enough credit and inspiration for YOU, give anything thing you got to actually build a masterpiece for it, so I would love to you to say "THANK YOU!!!!"
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:iconmpz28:
mpz28 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018
very nice  Cool Wink 
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:iconroguenova:
RogueNova Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Imma play devil's advocate to the message here and say that most people's days are either bad or mundane. And when they are bad most everyone wants to talk about it and wants someone else to listen. Everyones a little bit douche. 
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:iconbad-john:
Bad-John Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018
It's also kinda rude to tie someone's time up and vent about your day.


Unless someone's got a vested interest in how your day went down and why you're sad, the best way to talk about a shitty day is to get some distance from it, and try to spin it into something funny, succinct, and entertaining that you can share with a friend. That way they can at least laugh along and participate.


Otherwise, it's just thirty minutes of trying to sympathize as someone goes down a list of grievances.
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FireballDragon Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018  Student General Artist
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:icontoonwatcher:
Toonwatcher Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018
For future reference, the polite thing to do would be to hear her out before going on about your problems, especially when she looks that sad.
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:iconfirianne:
Firianne Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018  Student
Lol shut up and listen next time. x'D
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:iconwingmansjudgement:
WingmansJudgement Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
People at work do this to me all the time, it drives me nuts.
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:iconthemightygorga:
TheMightyGorga Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah... I hate playing that game...
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:iconuchihaguy:
uchihaguy Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018
Yeah, well let you tell me about my awful experiences with this game...
Did I win?
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