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A Christmas Comic (2 Months Late) by kevinbolk A Christmas Comic (2 Months Late) by kevinbolk
Oh well, better late than never. I simply couldn't wait a whole year to make this terrible joke.

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:iconiggy-1-55-306:
Iggy-1-55-306 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
That second panel reminds me of Winnie the Pooh. :D
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:iconroseserpenthelm:
RoseSerpenthelm Featured By Owner May 23, 2018  Student Digital Artist
"Oh Bother" Said Pooh, as be began to load his shotgun
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:iconiggy-1-55-306:
Iggy-1-55-306 Featured By Owner May 24, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Nah, in the old school movie he had a cork rifle and a night hat just like that
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RoseSerpenthelm Featured By Owner May 27, 2018  Student Digital Artist
I think Pooh going on a rampage would be funnier, but I see your point :D
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:icongurdim:
Gurdim Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2018
still better than marrying newborn Jesus

(And still a better love story than T... Tw... oh that's old...)
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:icondatjennydog12tho:
datjennydog12tho Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018  Student Digital Artist
Literal "shotgun Marriage*
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:iconbloodredcookie:
bloodredcookie Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
haha this made me smile.
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:icongameislandproject:
gameislandproject Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2018
man your hilarious
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:iconm5transmissions:
M5Transmissions Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2018
But hey, think about the benefits you would get from divorcing Christmas.
Although, who would get divorced from Christmas?
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:iconwithoutinspiration:
WithoutInspiration Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
you have very cool comics dude <3
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:iconneogs99:
neogs99 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2018  Hobbyist Filmographer
As long as we're mad late to the party, you should bring me to crawl in the snow.
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:icondogman0:
dogman0 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2018  Hobbyist Filmographer
...can I just say, "It's a Pun-derful life"?
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:icondragonrider1227:
Dragonrider1227 Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2018
LazyIcon I wanna use - 5 xD 
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:iconanime1999:
anime1999 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Nice 
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:iconalejandra16melody:
Alejandra16Melody Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol
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:iconrenegadespirit:
RenegadeSpirit Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2018
Haha.....Hahahaha.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Haha emoticon Haha emoticon Haha emoticon 
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:iconempyronaut:
Empyronaut Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2018
How dare you make me smile? Stare 
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:icondoga-87:
Doga-87 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2018
Hold on: Isn't the groom usually the one who in need of "encouragement" in instances such as this?
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:iconfiremanhippie:
FiremanHippie Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Clever!!
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:iconunlucky0013:
UNlucky0013 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2018  Student Artist
i am amused lol
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:iconeelram14:
eelram14 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2018  Student Artist
lol I love it


heeyyy I have a joke for ya, what do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?






FROSTBITE :D
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:iconrhys1010:
Rhys1010 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2018
No, Halloween wants me, body and soul.
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:iconkisses-n-kinks:
kisses-n-kinks Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Is this what they mean by a "shotgun" wedding?




I'm so sorry
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:iconskygal333:
skygal333 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Screw time, this joke is worth it!  You could tell this in July and I'd still be laughing
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:iconsweetkirbi:
SweetKirbi Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2018  Hobbyist Interface Designer
Wow
That's hillarious
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:icondoomrangerex:
DoomRangerEX Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HAHAHAHA
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:iconalex-arrow:
Alex-Arrow Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2018  Professional General Artist
At least Mr. Douglas Fir has a nice set of balls.
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:icontsukigalaxy:
TsukiGalaxy Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
haha lol
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:iconashertye:
AsherTye Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Well that got holly, jolly dark quick.
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:iconnonnyfox:
NonnyFox Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2018
Shotgun wedding, literally.
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:iconwyote:
Wyote Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2018
So are the children presents?
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:iconassassinhiru:
AssassinHiru Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Personally, I'm in a relationship with Halloween, it´s complicated  
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:iconstrandedgeek:
StrandedGeek Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2018
That's okay. Sadly Valentine's Day & I are in a trial separation...it isn't working out. -.-
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:iconscrewball412:
ScrewBall412 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Y'know, I can't decide whether to laugh at the absurdity or cry at how true it is...
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:iconwarflight:
Warflight Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2018  Professional Photographer
HA! I love it! (and I'm Jewish!)
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:iconjimmydimples:
JimmyDimples Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
BION, when I was teaching in Guangzhou, China, I did see "Marry Christmas" on an electric sign alongside an international hotel wall one Christmastime.

Yep, the market for teaching English has pretty high demand over there. ^^;
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:iconmrremoraman:
MrRemoraman Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Well.....it's definitely not the worst holiday you could be married to...
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:iconthewiseguy01:
TheWiseGuy01 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol
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:iconpillothestar:
PilloTheStar Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
You'll shoot your eye out, kid.








No seriously, marriage leads to one purposefully shooting themselves in the eye. It's a known fact.
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:iconsmartboy018:
smartboy018 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2018  Student Traditional Artist
Lmao
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:icondeadcobra:
DeadCobra Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2018
Hilarious
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:iconnoxv:
NoXV Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2018  Student Filmographer
jokes that only work in English, and only work in print. =P
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:iconderpydoor75:
derpydoor75 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2018  Hobbyist Artist
This is simple, funny and straight to the point. I like it!~
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:iconshark-008:
SHARK-008 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
If someone have a problem with that you bring the second panel. :B
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:iconspeedslide:
Speedslide Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2018
Or you could also be getting an early start on this year's Christmas. Either way, there's always room for comedy. :D
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TMan5636 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2018
You have an interesting sense of humour.
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