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Rap Battle: Coraline vs Paranorman

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Rap Battle: Coraline vs Paranorman

Paranorman was sitting on a bench. Apparently, fictional characters everywhere were challenging each other to rap battles. Perhaps he should give it a shot. But who would be willing to enter a rap battle with him? He decided to use his Iphone to find a candidate. As it turned out, there was a girl that was willing to rap battle with him. Her name was Coraline. His mother told him that her had told him to treat ladies nice... ...so he figured he would let Coraline go first. Sure enough, Coraline arrived on the scene. "Are you ready?" asked Coraline. "I think so..." nodded Paranorman. "So, you're Paranorman, the boy who can speak with the dead!" "Why don't you go home and cry in your bed?" "i heard you saved your town from a ghost..." "Well, listen in on this roast!" "I heard that your best friend is a nerd!" "Well, I think your movie is quite absurd!" "I should throw your movie down a well..." "It's going to make me vomit, I can tell!" This time, it was Paranorman's turn to

Mr. Krabs Unquenchable Bloodlust Alternate Ending

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Mr. Krabs Unquenchable Bloodlust Alternate Ending

Mr. Krabs had cornered Spongebob in his house with a knife. It seemed that he was a goner. He had already killed Squidward and Patrick. And for some strange reason he had worn his best friend’s skin. When he and Patrick had heard that Mr. Krabs was on a killing spree, they knew it wasn’t safe in Bikini Bottom. But in an ironic twist of fate, he had found himself back in Bikini Bottom cornered in his very own pineapple. ”For a second there I mistook you for a threat, but you’re just a dirty little man!“ exclaimed Mr. Krabs. ”Noooooooooooo!” screamed Spongebob, pressing his hands against the side of his head. “So long, Spongebob!” taunted the crab. Suddenly, somebody sprayed acid in Mr. Krabs’ face. ”Aah! My face! My beautiful face!” screamed Krabs. Spongebob turned around. It was none other than Gary. Gary then bit Mr. Krabs in the neck. ”Aah!” shouted the crab. He sprayed more acid on Krabs, and stripped him to the bone. ”Wow, Gary! You saved my life!” exclaimed

Death Battle: Freddy vs Gaara

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Death Battle: Freddy vs Gaara

Gaara wondered what was going on in his village. There have been reports that a man with burnt skin had been in people’s dreams. And when that happened, he ended up scaring the hell out of them...which was appropriate since some of them claimed that he was from Hell. And for some strange reason, he seemed to know what they feared. For example, one victim had been afraid of spiders. The scary man had transformed into one. It was nothing short of terrifying for the victim...though it sure was weird seeing a spider that wore a fedora. There had even been a few deaths...Gaara got the feeling they were connected. The victims had all been sleeping when they had died. In addition, they all seemed to be slashed with what appeared to be claws. The autopsists weren’t sure what had happened. However, the people who had seen this man mentioned he was wearing a clawed glove. It was an unusual murder weapon, but it seemed to get the job done. The Kazekage thought about this, and figured

Death Battle: Freddy vs Gaara Prelude

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Death Battle: Freddy vs Gaara Prelude

Wizard: Welcome to Death Battle. This time two serial killers are going to face each other. One of them is sympathetic... Boomstick: The other, not so much! Wizard: We’ll see who wins this Death Battle...which serial killer is more deadly? Freddy Krueger: Wizard: Freddy is otherwise known as the Springwood Slasher. We all know that he invades people’s dreams and he kills people in this manner. Boomstick: But what’s not as well known is that he was a serial killer before he was a demon! Wizard: Ah yes. He was born when some of the craziest people in the history of ever decided to force themselves on a nun. And yes, Freddy’s mother was a nun. Pretty ironic, isn’t it? Boomstick: Freddy didn’t exactly have a good childhood. Kids were always picking on him. But that was probably preferable to his home life. There was this guy who kept beating him up. Wizard: This motivated him to become a child serial killer. Eventually, he was arrested...but he was released following a

DBX: Spyro vs Kazooie

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DBX: Spyro vs Kazooie

For once in her life, Kazooie was feeling as hungry as Banjo always was. Of course, it wouldn't hurt if she didn't eat as much as he did. She had to pull him out of a honey tree last week. Surely there had to be something that she could eat. "Maybe I could try honey...but that might stick to my feathers." noted Kazooie. She didn't want that. Suddenly, she noticed something rather shiny. It was a dragonfly. She had to question the practicality of a bug being so shiny...it kind of drew attention from predators. But she decided not to question something that she liked. She decided to eat the dragonfly. He was fast, but Kazooie was fast

Death Battle: Brock Samson vs. the Heavy

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Death Battle: Brock Samson vs. the Heavy

Wizard: Alright, we have our two combatants set. I'm sure this will be a bloodbath. Boomstick: I'm looking forward to it! Wizard: Let's see who wins. Of course, if Heavy wins, he can just respawn. But unfortunately, Samson can't do that. Boomstick: Aww... Wizard: Although, considering that Dr. Venture has brought Hank and Dean back from the dead multiple times, perhaps he could do the same with Brock Samson. Boomstick: Dr. Venture reminds me of you. Wizard: Now why would that be the case? At the Venture Bros. complex, Brock returned after a hard day of work. The Monarch had come up with another one of his schemes. But Brock had gone

Death Battle Prelude: Brock Samson vs Heavy

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Death Battle Prelude: Brock Samson vs Heavy

Wizard: Welcome to another Death Battle. This time we're going to make Brock Samson fight the Heavy. Boomstick: I'm sure that this is something we can look forward to! Brock Samson: Wizard: Brock Samson is the bodyguard of Dr. Venture. He was born in Nebraska to a single mother. Generally he gets along with Dr. Venture's two sons, Hank and Dean. Boomstick: If he was born to a single mother, whose the daddy? Wizard: The world may never know. Whereas Dr. Venture is a scientist, Brock Samson happens to be more of a muscle man. Brock Samson isn't stupid though. He's more than just muscle. Boomstick: He sure is a thorn in the Monarch's side,
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Rap Battle: Coraline vs Paranorman

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Rap Battle: Coraline vs Paranorman

Paranorman was sitting on a bench. Apparently, fictional characters everywhere were challenging each other to rap battles. Perhaps he should give it a shot. But who would be willing to enter a rap battle with him? He decided to use his Iphone to find a candidate. As it turned out, there was a girl that was willing to rap battle with him. Her name was Coraline. His mother told him that her had told him to treat ladies nice... ...so he figured he would let Coraline go first. Sure enough, Coraline arrived on the scene. "Are you ready?" asked Coraline. "I think so..." nodded Paranorman. "So, you're Paranorman, the boy who can speak with the dead!" "Why don't you go home and cry in your bed?" "i heard you saved your town from a ghost..." "Well, listen in on this roast!" "I heard that your best friend is a nerd!" "Well, I think your movie is quite absurd!" "I should throw your movie down a well..." "It's going to make me vomit, I can tell!" This time, it was Paranorman's turn to

Mr. Krabs Unquenchable Bloodlust Alternate Ending

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Mr. Krabs Unquenchable Bloodlust Alternate Ending

Mr. Krabs had cornered Spongebob in his house with a knife. It seemed that he was a goner. He had already killed Squidward and Patrick. And for some strange reason he had worn his best friend’s skin. When he and Patrick had heard that Mr. Krabs was on a killing spree, they knew it wasn’t safe in Bikini Bottom. But in an ironic twist of fate, he had found himself back in Bikini Bottom cornered in his very own pineapple. ”For a second there I mistook you for a threat, but you’re just a dirty little man!“ exclaimed Mr. Krabs. ”Noooooooooooo!” screamed Spongebob, pressing his hands against the side of his head. “So long, Spongebob!” taunted the crab. Suddenly, somebody sprayed acid in Mr. Krabs’ face. ”Aah! My face! My beautiful face!” screamed Krabs. Spongebob turned around. It was none other than Gary. Gary then bit Mr. Krabs in the neck. ”Aah!” shouted the crab. He sprayed more acid on Krabs, and stripped him to the bone. ”Wow, Gary! You saved my life!” exclaimed

Death Battle: Freddy vs Gaara

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Death Battle: Freddy vs Gaara

Gaara wondered what was going on in his village. There have been reports that a man with burnt skin had been in people’s dreams. And when that happened, he ended up scaring the hell out of them...which was appropriate since some of them claimed that he was from Hell. And for some strange reason, he seemed to know what they feared. For example, one victim had been afraid of spiders. The scary man had transformed into one. It was nothing short of terrifying for the victim...though it sure was weird seeing a spider that wore a fedora. There had even been a few deaths...Gaara got the feeling they were connected. The victims had all been sleeping when they had died. In addition, they all seemed to be slashed with what appeared to be claws. The autopsists weren’t sure what had happened. However, the people who had seen this man mentioned he was wearing a clawed glove. It was an unusual murder weapon, but it seemed to get the job done. The Kazekage thought about this, and figured

Death Battle: Freddy vs Gaara Prelude

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Death Battle: Freddy vs Gaara Prelude

Wizard: Welcome to Death Battle. This time two serial killers are going to face each other. One of them is sympathetic... Boomstick: The other, not so much! Wizard: We’ll see who wins this Death Battle...which serial killer is more deadly? Freddy Krueger: Wizard: Freddy is otherwise known as the Springwood Slasher. We all know that he invades people’s dreams and he kills people in this manner. Boomstick: But what’s not as well known is that he was a serial killer before he was a demon! Wizard: Ah yes. He was born when some of the craziest people in the history of ever decided to force themselves on a nun. And yes, Freddy’s mother was a nun. Pretty ironic, isn’t it? Boomstick: Freddy didn’t exactly have a good childhood. Kids were always picking on him. But that was probably preferable to his home life. There was this guy who kept beating him up. Wizard: This motivated him to become a child serial killer. Eventually, he was arrested...but he was released following a

DBX: Spyro vs Kazooie

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DBX: Spyro vs Kazooie

For once in her life, Kazooie was feeling as hungry as Banjo always was. Of course, it wouldn't hurt if she didn't eat as much as he did. She had to pull him out of a honey tree last week. Surely there had to be something that she could eat. "Maybe I could try honey...but that might stick to my feathers." noted Kazooie. She didn't want that. Suddenly, she noticed something rather shiny. It was a dragonfly. She had to question the practicality of a bug being so shiny...it kind of drew attention from predators. But she decided not to question something that she liked. She decided to eat the dragonfly. He was fast, but Kazooie was fast
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