1. Take his cake and eat it in front of him
2. Make fun of the bags under his eyes (Ex: Wow L, your eyes have more bags than a Tokyo airport!)
3. Poke him and tell him hes going to get fat constantly for one hour
4. Call him Panda Puff (inspired by MysteriousPenname's fanfic)
5. Ask is L your real name!? repeatedly
6. Hug/cuddle him. Extra points if you ignore him when he tells you to stop
7. Say isnt Kira a girls name? and then snicker about it
8. Make fun of his crazy Kira laugh
9. Take a potato chip
and eat it. And then crunch it in his ear.
10. Mock his speech from the Yellow Box Warehouse. At length.
11. Ask if he shops at Abercrombie and Fitch. If he says no, say right, and then laugh hysterically.
12. Comment at length about how the amount of hair gel he uses is endangering wildlife
13. Cling to Light and say Wow, Raito! Im so glad you love me and not