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United States
Grapefruits are bullshit.

Current Residence: Home
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Large
Print preference: Yes.
Favourite genre of music: Ska or Metal
Favourite photographer: none
Favourite style of art: none
Operating System: Linux of sorts. Ubuntu/Fedora, mostly
MP3 player of choice: Zune
Shell of choice: Linux
Wallpaper of choice: Gorillaz
Skin of choice: Mine
Favourite cartoon character: Fluttershy (Emoshy, more accurately). And Rarity.
Personal Quote: "It Happens"
  • Listening to: Broken Bride
  • Reading: textbooks
  • Watching: time fly by
  • Playing: the fool
  • Eating: breakfast
  • Drinking: breakfasty drank
Courtesy of my amazing theology professor:
"... And what does Yahweh do with man? Does he say 'Eh, I got this man now; better put some apps on it'?"

"Noah's Ark; a children's story about mass genocide!"

And then, there's some fairly good ones from my Human Communications class:
"I think that if a girl broke up with me, she's fair game to bring up in class"
Basically, my professor has dated like 4,000 women in his lifetime, and he has terrible stories about crazy exes.

"If it looks like she does ecstasy, she probably does."

"Have you ever seen a less attractive man walking down the street with a beautiful woman? Did you ever think to yourself, 'How did he land her?'"  "No homo."

This one is from a senior, taking a freshman-level class:
"I hate the north side of Chicago; it's all Cubs fans and hipsters."

That's all I've got for now.


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hotbento Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
Thanks for the fav and merry christmas <3<3<3
iLuvStrawberries Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012
Thanks for the fave. :shakefish:
KeatonLee Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012
You're welcome, Gini.
Chigens Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you for the favorite.
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Zii-94 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the fav ^_^
pikaplusmin Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2012  Hobbyist
Thank u 4 the fave!! =D
Makoki Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012
thanks for the fav!
CloverWyobraznia Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
thank you so much for the fave!
KeatonLee Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012
Thank you for being friggin' awesome!
CloverWyobraznia Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
oh! heehee. o//o thankyou!
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