KawaiiEggplantPlz

I'm purple and cute, I'll make you puke, but only if you are intolerant of my fancy conglomerate of the fabu that you see because that fabu is me~! So kawaii, so sweet so purple and pink, I'll make you go squeeeee and smell me in your pee but that's only if you'll eat my fleshy purple meat. But don't do that, I beg, for as I have said, I'm too young, too fresh, too much shine on my chest, too crisp, too taught with the skin that I've got for you to dare bite this cute little site. So, please, I beg thee, think it over once more and while you do that, my stick legs will run out the door! Down the street I stall sprint as fast as a flint! Bu...