Dear I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it That night Under the bus and I saw you Sit on My best friend. I'm sure you're Ashamed enough to understand That we're cousins. I'm returning Your ring to you, but I'll keep Your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I Always wanted to break and Never will forget To hate the Boston Celtics.
(I'm not tagging anyone so I'm tagging everyone who wants to; go to coco for the instructions for the tag)