|Kao Koneko is a sentient non-being entity who likes shoes, doesn't believe in giraffes and has a tragic hunger for pie.|
As somebody who enjoys taking selfies and sharing cat pictures, Instagram is generally a pretty good time for me.
But the real estate agents on there are so baffling? Do they just add people and +like everything en masse in attempt to garner potential clients? How do I explain to them that I'm a millennial and as such spend all of my disposable income on avocado toasts instead of house deposits?
"Gentlemen please, while you certainly look very dashing in your neatly pressed suits, unless you're in the market to be my sugar-daddy you're barking up the wrong tree. I've lived in a car before and I'd do it again."
Maybe they just really like cats?