Literature
How The Cars Franchise Should Have Ended
Lightning McQueen: Well, I never thought Chick Hicks would be stripped of his one and only Piston Cup, but since he is now in solitary confinement, it makes sense.
Random Nerd Car: Oh yes, and you actually let Hicks win by stopping before the finish line when you could have won? You literally broke the rules yourself!
Lightning McQueen: Hey! I had a good reason to do that! When Chick made the King crash with that illegal maneuver, I didn’t want Strip to not finish his last race, because Doc Hudson told me, his biggest regret was not being able to finish HIS last race! Is that fair enough?
The Same Nerd Car: No! It’s still against the rules to stop before the finish line before winning the last race to let someone else win! You could have continued and won, you could have had the race brought to a halt when Weathers crashed! But no, you made the biggest mistake of your life! How dare you!
(crowd boos)
Lightning McQueen: I’m sorry for letting you down, everyone.
Sally: I don’t know
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