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JOHN HUMAN

JOHN HUMAN

Karkat: MY KOKORO IZ GOIN ALL DOKI DOKI John: Karkart, no, y!? Karkat: BCUZ I LUV U John: Omgf Katkat, no i mnot a homko! *flioes 2 sun*

My Immortal Homestuck Version-Ch. 11

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My Immortal Homestuck Version-Ch. 11

AN: I sud stop flaming up preps! C if this chapter is srupid!1111 it delves wit r;ly serious issus. SP c 4 yo self it itz stupid Bro fanks for da fave 2 ma friend Koddie for helping me! "NO!" I screamed. I was horrified! Jade tried to confront me but I told her to fuck off and I ran to my room crying yourself. Gamzee chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room because he would look like a pervert that way. Anyway I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my pants so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on 'One Less Lonely Girl' at full volume. I grab

My Immortal: Homestuck Version Ch. 10

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My Immortal: Homestuck Version Ch. 10

AN: Stoop it u gay fags if you don't lick my story then FUCK OFF! PS it turns out Jade isn't a muggle after all n she is cool and amazing that's why they moved houses okay! I was really scared about Eridan all day. I was even upset when I went to rehearsals with cool preppy band Sexy Boys 777. I am the lead singer of it and I play the turn tables. People say that we sound like a cross between Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez,  and Big Time Rush. The other people in the band are Jade, LMFAO, Rose, Jake English (Although we call him Joe now. He has pink hair now with blue streaks in it) and Curtis Rx. Only today Rose and LMFAO were depressed so the

My Immortal: Homestuck version Ch. 9

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My Immortal: Homestuck version Ch. 9

I was so mad and sad. I couldn't believe Rose for cheating on me. Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with purple eyes and fins and everything started flying towards me on a broomstick! He had fins (basically like Eridan in the webcomic) and he looked like a hipster. It was… Eridan! "No!" I shouted in a scared voice but then Eridan shouted "Imperius!" and I couldn't run away. "Bequarrel!" I shouted at him. Eridan fell off his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I'm sexy so I stopped. "Dave." He yelled. "Thou must kill LMFAO Egbert." I thought about LMFAO and his sexah eyes and his preppy black hair and ho

My Immortal: Homestuck Version Ch 8

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My Immortal: Homestuck Version Ch 8

AN: Stop flossing? OK! If u do den u r a prep! Everyone in the class stared at me and then Rose came into the room even though she was naked and started begging me to take her back. "Dave, it's not what you think!" Rose screamed sadly. My friend Jade Harley- Smith smiled at me understatedly. She felt her seven month baby bump and opened her green eyes like Bieber that she was not wearing contact lenses on. She had tan skin and was wearing tan makeup on. Jade was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are the Jonas Brothers and one of them is a cool guy but Equius killed her father and her other father committed suicide because he wa

My Immortal: Homestuck versio, Ch. 7

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My Immortal: Homestuck versio, Ch. 7

Rose and I held our tan hands with pink nail polish as we went upstairs. I waved to LMFAO. Joyfulness was in his cheery eyes. He also looked a bit jealous of me that I was going out with Rose. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Rose. We went into her room and locked the door. Then… We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. She felt me up. Then I took off my gold boxers and she took off her bra. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then she put her girl thingy in mine and we had SEX. "Oh Rose, Rose!" I screamed while getting a trollgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I h

My Immortal: Homestuck Version ch. 6

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My Immortal: Homestuck Version ch. 6

AN: sHIT UP PREPZ OKAI? I wnot updat ubtil u give me good revies! The next day I woke up in my tanning bed. I put on some sexy jeans that were all ripped around the and and no shirt and high heeled boots that were pink. I put on som tanning stuff in my ears. I spray painted my hair even blonder. In the Great Hall, I ate some Lucky Charms with Faygo instead of milk, and a glass of red Faygo. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my bare, hairy chest. "Bastard!" I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the tan red face of a preppy boy with messy black hair with blond streaks in

My Immortal: Homestuck version, Ch. 5

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My Immortal: Homestuck version, Ch. 5

Gamzee made and Rose and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily. "YoU lUdAcRiS fOoLs!" he shouted. I started to cry tears down my tan face. Rose comforted me. When we went back to the castle Gamzee took us to Professor Sollux and Professor Aradia who were both looking very angry. "ThEy WeRe HaViNg SeXuAl InTeRcOuRsE iN tHe FoRbIdDeN fOrEsT!" he yelled in a furious voice. "Why did y0u d0 such a thing y0u medi0cre dunces?" asked Professor Aradia. "How dare you?" demanded Professor Sollux. And then Rose shrieked "BECAUSE I LOVE HIM!" Everyone was quiet. Gamzee and Professor Aradia still looked mad but Professor Sollux said. "Fiine.
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CocoDesuStudent Digital Artist
Thanks for the fav!! ^w^
Thank you for adding my GerIta fic to your favourites! :heart: It means a lot!!
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Thanks for favoriting 'In The Arms Of....'. I'm glad you enjoyed my story.
Thankyou so much for the fav! ^^
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thanx for the fave