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Published: January 3, 2010


Cursed Heaven

Everything in my house is expired. The food...the products...if it has an expiration date, you can be sure it is past.

When I first came home, I was excited because it was like entering food heaven! After surviving off of Ritz crackers and bread+ketchup packets for who knows how long, just wandering into the kitchen and seeing food everywhere...you cannot imagine the feeling. But then, now I realize...it is a cursed heaven. So much food, but all of it, untouchable!

The ham is a few months too old. The mustard bottle dates back to 2007. It's 2010 now... I'm afraid to check the A1 sauce. Even the medicine (sleeping pills, ointments) is expired...that's very dangerous!

I showed my dad the condiment bottles, and he just laughed and put it back.
I showed my mom the expired medicine, and she just said "Well it works for me"....and put it back.

Once I tried putting all of the expired things in a pile and put a big note labelled "EXPIRED" on it. The next morning, all of them were back in their original places...

What is this?

Even the toothpaste is expired since 2008 for crying out loud.

Gawd, I feel like




........
BTW, happy 2010~
2009 was not a very good year for me, but since I don't like to share depressing news (people are sad enough already?), I didn't talk about it much.... But I'm really hoping this new year will be better! Everybody, please be safe and healthy~ Life is too fleeting already as it is.. ;w;
I will also try to draw more this year, since I was sort of lazy last year...

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FadedSunrise's avatar
Oh Asian parents.
Our microwave first randomly had half its buttons stop working. We had choices of the 3, 5, and 9 buttons. That lasted for at least a month or two. Then yesterday there was a POP noise when I started microwaving lunch, followed by copious amounts of smoke on the next dish. When it finally wouldn't stop smoking, we chucked it out into the yard, and today finally have a working microwave.

We don't keep expired products, but one thing my parents do commonly is cut off the half of the fruit that is rotting, and eat the other half. .... ._.
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how can your survive off of only those buttons!? oh goodness...

ugg, the fruit thing....that squicks me so much ;__;
FadedSunrise's avatar
Easy...sorta. There 59 and 99 to make a minute and a minute and a half. If I do 59 or 99, then press start twice really fast, it makes it double that, so two minutes and 3 minutes.

And then there's of course, 3:33, 5:55, 9:99. But I spent a lot of time while we had the old microwave putting 3:33 and watching it to stop my oatmeal from overcooking D:

The fruit thing...at least they don't make me also do it >_>
KuraiOujou's avatar
hahah, we have no connection to each other...but I found your page somehow. And I saw that Hankyung gif, so I felt like i had to comment on how hilarious I find it...XDDD

I didn't even know toothpaste could expire.
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kagami222Student Filmographer
:XD:
Someone else who knows Hankyung...! O:

Today (actually 15 minutes ago) I just found out that the body wash is from 2006... Talk about horror.
KuraiOujou's avatar
Hankyung~ Although he's not my fave, it's hard not to enjoy that pic of him ;D

Body wash expires!? These things...have expiration dates!? Man, I should go use those body products before I find them expired too.
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kagami222Student Filmographer
Who is your favorite then? *curious* He's not my favorite either, although I like him very much. XD I don't have a single favorite, but the top three I like are Kyuhyun, Zhou Mi, and Ryeowook:heart:

It's surprising the amount of things that have expiration dates... once you start really looking, you find them everywhere!
KuraiOujou's avatar
My favorite in SuJu: Yesung ♥ He's always stood out to me, even when I couldn't tell any of the members apart :3 Oh, and you're the first person I've seen to likes Zhou Mi ;D I think he's very cute, although I don't see enough of him.

Must look at unusual products now. any idea where to start? lol.
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kagami222Student Filmographer
Oh, Yesung. He cracks me up~♥
Yeah, it's sad that so few people like Zhou Mi...he's really such an adorable and eager boy!! He makes me want to try harder, and with the current events going on..it's so sad.

I've noticed that usually anything with liquid in them will have an expiration date. (Hand sanitizer doesn't seem to though)
KuraiOujou's avatar
ô_ô I don't know what's going on, though. I'm not much into the happenings of Korean idol life.
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kagami222Student Filmographer
Surely you know about Han Geng's contract and SJM disbanding...?
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toiletseat's avatar
escape the expired food.

me + you = hang out
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RocosseHobbyist Digital Artist
All I can say is: OTL
taiyue's avatar
Haha, My dad won't throw away the old yogurt we have in the fridge, instead, he ate some for breakfast. Asian parents, :"waste not want not" TO THE MAX!
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eww, milk products can make you really sick. XD
AND IF YOU FINISH EATING IT ON TIME, IT WON'T BE WASTED, PARENTS..!
taiyue's avatar
I know, Soy is the best! :iconflashyplz: But spoiled milk, It is exactley the WRONG way to start your breakfast. It's gooey and globby!
YOGURT! TIS SICK TASTING! I DON'T LIKE IT! Gelato is the bes though!~
(on a note that toally i random, Have you sen Ring Ding Dong by SHINee, Tell Me by Wonder girls, or Gee by SNSD?)
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kagami222Student Filmographer
I meant expired/spoiled milk products. XD I like ice cream~ Chocolate milk is good too~

That is kind of random, but..yes! Of course. XD If it's kpop and even slightly popular, I've probably seen it~ *3* I'm more familiar with boy bands than girl ones though...
Tihmily2007's avatar
My parents put expired bread in the fridge as a way to save money I suppose.

But expired medicine is dangerous - and yet my grandmother still uses them even though she is a retired doctor. O:
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kagami222Student Filmographer
I'm just amazed we haven't all dropped dead like flies by now...
I mean, I know they must print a date there for a reason, right?! My dad says it's just a "suggestion"...OTL
Tihmily2007's avatar
Yes, a suggestion so that you don't get killed.
Tai-Chu's avatar
I'll make you food if you want! ;3;
Hope you get to eat soon :heart:
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kagami222Student Filmographer
*catches the food rations*
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JDWasabiHobbyist General Artist
Domestic nightmare! Btw I love the gifs you posted so funny XD. Do you know where the Korean one comes from?
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kagami222Student Filmographer
It's from a Korean show called Star King! I can't remember the exact episode, but all of them are so funny hehe~ And the guy in the gif is called Hankyung/Han Geng.
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