Disclaimer - This joke uses a political backdrop. I'm not trying to make a point or anything, in fact zero research went into this. I just needed it for the punchline. Enjoy.
It’s the early 2016 election. The Democrats still have not picked their candidate yet, and Bernie Sanders is causing some tension among the right.
At Fox News, the people there are trying to come up with a way to attack Bernie. After watching his campaign, it seemed that the “Socialist” label he’d taken on was the key to scaring people away from him.
The project manager called in his assistant. “We need to give this one more oomph th