(We now see the usual Cartoon Network Sports screen as it flashes)
Announcer: This has been a presentation of Cartoon Network Sports.
(We hear brief music as we go to a booth where JusSonic is)
JusSonic: Hey folks. Welcome to the Big Game XLVI! We got an interesting match-up tonight between the Powerpuff Girls and Teen Titans Go....and well...
(The author gave an awkward chuckle as he motions around)
JusSonic: I got no co-hosts this time. The reason? Both these versions are the reboots that everyone hated with a huge passion, so no one wants in on this. And since it will be a waste going through all that stuff with the usual interviews, fans, and all that stuff, we will go straight to the Big Game right now.
(We see the arena which....well....isn't so packed.)
JusSonic: (V.O.) I will be frank. Not a big turnout here. This is like the lack of attention for the football games lately. Frankly, I am not keen with the teams that made it here, but as the ones keeping the Big Game going, it i