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Here we are, folks, the fifth edition of 'Ponies on Celebrity Deathmatch'. Enjoy!


The fanfiction you are about to read is a work of total fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either products of the creators' imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locals is entirely coincidental. This story does not reflect the views or opinions of any actual person or pony seen in it.

...Anyway, it's either just CLAY or CARTOONS!

We now see a ring in the middle of the arena, rebuilt yet again, as a familiar man spoke up. We see pictures of the fighters as he does.

"Can a little baby Dragon cut this teenager down to size?"

"What happens when the Goddess of the Night confronted her worst nightmare?"

The last two fighters in the final pictures are covered in shadows.

"And a very mystery fight, we can't tell you who's fighting yet!"

"Fight fans, it took a while but we're back for fun, fighting and gore on..."

The show's title appears onscreen.


We got to a familiar host who was speaking in the booth with his pal, the former spoke, "Hey folks! Welcome to another edition of Celebrity Deathmatch, broadcasting in the fantasy world of Equestria. I'm Johnny Gomez here with my best pal but often pain in my ass, Nick Diamond."

Nick comment, "I hope that, this time, we can get through the episode without any major damage to the arena. It took nearly a year to repair the arena after the last episode. Darn Megatron."

"And rejoining us is our good friend Pinkie Pie!"

An explosion occurs as Pinkie appears, throwing confetti while giggling. She exclaims, "Hey guys! Merry Hearth's Warming Eve or Christmas! Oh boy! I can't wait for this show to begin! This is going to be sooooooooooo much fun and you know how much I adore fuuuuuuuuuuuuun!"

"Glad you're happy, Pinkie, but we're going to have a both of losers who aren't be once they're dead like the movie career  of Britney Spears." Nick remarks to the camera with a chuckle.

"Weird. Britney Spears doesn't have a movie career ."

"Not anymore!" Johnny jokes making the trio laugh.

We now see the match-ups with the hosts introducing them. This time, the Mane Event is introduced.

Main/Mane Event

We see the Mane Event's fighters as Nick's voice comments, "In our Mane Event, it's the battle that takes place at night! The Goddess of the Night Princess Luna will go hoof to hoof with her former darkness evil self, Nightmare Moon in a battle to overcome her past."

Fight 2

We see the second fight's fighters covered in shadows in the pictures. Nick's voice comments, "In our second fight...we don't know who is fighting yet!"

Johnny's voice remarks, "All we will tell you for now is that this fight will be simple as...pie!"

Back in the booth, Pinkie's eyes widen excitedly as she exclaims, "Ooh, oooh! Who is fighting, who is fighting?! Is it Dragon Kick?! Brave Heart?! Oooooh! Is Princess Celestia fighting again?!"

"Oh trust us, will be the first to know." Johnny teases Pinkie as he and Nick give knowing winks to each other. They know who is one of the fighters is but will keep this a secret for now.

Pinkie looks anxious. Now she really wants to know whose fighting. We go back to the overhead as the first fighters' pictures are shown.

Fight 1

Johnny's voice explains, "Before we get to that surprise, folks, we should be getting ready for the first fight. Spike returns to the ring, this time fighting off another Dragon who fought in the ring, Garble the Dragon."

Nick's voice remarks, “Its Dragon mayhem and we got it all for you folks right here, right now!"

Back in the booth, Pinkie pleads while bouncing, "Cooooome on, just a little hint, please? Who is fighting in the next fight, huh, huh? I'm dying here!"

"Oh, don't die on us yet, Pinkie. We need you to guest-commentate."

"Right, trust us, Pinkie, you will like whom we got." Johnny assures Pinkie who sits down, looking excited. The first fight should be worth the waiting.

Author's note
Pinkie is excited. The question is who is fighting in the second fight? For now, in the next chapter, Spike takes on Garble the Dragon! Read, review and suggest!
More mayhem and suffering as CDM broadcasts from Equestria! The matchups: Spike vs. Garble the Dragon! Pinkie Pie vs. Surprise! And Princess Luna vs. Nightmare Moon!
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SpaceRatLives Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013
Let the first match begin!
Jose-Ramiro Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Excellent card here.
RobotNinjaHero Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2013
Good start. Merry Christmas
VISION-KING Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2013
Good chapter Jus.

I've already posted a suggestion for the ending for you back in the Bullies story.

And here's an idea to use with Pinkie Pie's fight.

During he moment, Pinkie Pie was letting her party cannon rip a new one.

"Looks like Pinkie's having herself a party? It looks like..." Nick was speaking off in seeing the battle when...

"DUCK!" Johnny yelled out with a panic expression.

"Duck? I thought it was mostly streamers, confetti, or..." Nick was about to ask the strange comment when....

"NOooo! DUCK!" Johnny cut his friend off to pull him down under their seat.

"FRrosuvhmm....BOOOMM!" A sudden cannonball came by and blow up a portion of the wall. Then the host peaked out to see they were almost blown to bits there.

"Oh come on? Hey Pinkie, we just had the place rebuild! Don't go tearing it down before the last fight!" Nick shouted below in scolding the pink pony about watching where she aims.

"Sorry, can't talk, having a party blasting my opponent!" Pinkie Pie responded before she was just firing her cannon without a second delay, and her miss shots will cause casualties.

"Well you weren't expecting her to just stop herself easily, ah Nick? And folks in the audience, better stay down, this party maybe too much to handle." Johnny was empathizing to state while giving a word of caution to the crowd.


(Another idea, maybe near the end of Pinkie's match)

"If I'm gonna take you down, I'm taking you down....PARTY STYLE!" Pinkie Pie responded forth to say in having another trick up her sleeve.

Then the pink pony throws a strange sphere in the air that spins in mid-air like...a disco ball?

"I don't believe what I am seeing here right before us, folks?" Johnny spoken forth in seeing the most undeniable action ever seen.

"Me neither, what's that pony up to now I dancing?" Nick was stating off to say when he felt himself...was off?

At the moment, both host saw they were off from their seats, on the table to suddenly being dancing like it was the 70s?

"Yeah, lets dance to kill the time!" Pinkie Pie responded to spin around her opponent, who was being force to dance & shake her booty.

"Nick, this seems like Pinkie has used one of her new moves in JusSonic's world, a Disco Ball?" Johnny was stating this forth while his body was making some movement to the beat.

"Great, and I thought my time going to a 70s club was a bad experience, especially in a speedo suit?" Nick rolled his eyes to moan & complain in seeing where this'll lead him.

"And when you pulled a ripper leg move that split you like a wish-bone." Johnny pointed out another fact that happened to Nick.

"And a nice pair of pants." Nick stated that when he split his legs, he rip a good pair of pants too; now that was embarrassing.

"You gotta be kidding me? Hey Ref, is this allow?" Surprise complains to the referee in seeing if this was even allowed.

"I'll allow it! I like!" The ref responded off in declaring this was not at all, illegal. "Oh yeah, I'm getting groovin' with my skillful dance moves now." Now the ref was really cutting it lose and the crowds seem to cheer for his groovy beat, don't ask us how he does it? Cause we havn't a clue either?

And so the fight continues, with Pinkie Pie having the overwhelming advantage now. And it seems everybody is getting in on the fun, to be dancing to the disco glowing beat music. When this is over, everybody will be plain exhausted from so much dancing.


There you go, and with this, you now have other scenes to be used. Enjoy, & have a Merry X-Mas.
Julayla64 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Nice work and refs. Next time, Spike vs Garble.
Greenrob Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2013
so you like it?
JusSonic Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2013
It's good.
Greenrob Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2013
Greenrob Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2013

Neat here is a idea


Pinkamena and her gang and Golden heart Gold wing and Jack Zen watch watch on a screen in a room as Pinkamena says


Pinkamena: this will be some fights no pony will forget


Golden heart: indeed but for now the first fight is about to start


Omega: indeed but the 2 fight is unknown but my reading say it will be shocking and surpriseing


the others nod


hope you like the idea :iconfluttershysqueeplz: 

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