Muppet Corpse Bride chapter 8

Author's note
Here we go, the final chapter of this Halloween fanmake. After this, you know the drill.

Chapter 8: A Scary wedding

The wedding is now over, Mr. Hamish has brought his relatives and friends back to the mansion to celebrate. Wayne brings in a cake (very small) for everyone. One of relatives was snoring and a lot of the other Muppets aren't doing much of anything at all.

"Ahem." Johnny said impatiently as Sal took the glass and taps it...a bit too hard, causing it to break and wake one of the relatives up, "Sal!"

"Sorry, my bad, Johnny," Sal exclaims to Johnny sheepishly.

"Right, as I was saying, quiet down, everyone. Thank you! Elegant, cultured, radiant...yes, Piggy has found a husband with all these qualities and more. It was serendipity that brought us together and no force on this planet will tear us apart."

Ever heard of the words 'spoke too soon'? Well, they also can happen here as everything went black. The family and friends look confused and concerned. What just happened?

Suddenly green flames came out of the fireplace, snapping out of what shock Miss Piggy still has. Many of the relatives looks confused...then gasp in shock as he saw something...unnatural coming from behind them: undead!

An eye fell right into Wanda's bowl, she scoops it up with a spoon and said, "Mr. Hamish, there's an eyeball in my soup."

"Quiet or everyone would want one!" Scooter hushes to Wayne in alarm. He yelps at the undead, "Of course..."

Everyone screams in terror as they, along with Johnny, Sal and Miss Piggy, looks worried. One of the relatives yelps as Rizzo's sword pinch him, making the rat say, "Oh, sorry about that!"

"Hide, hide!" Johnny exclaims as he duck under the table, much to Miss Piggy's notice. The man notices Sal running out of the room screaming, "Sal!"

"Sorry, Johnny! You're on your own!" Sal exclaims as he run out of the mansion and in terror too.

Mrs. Hamish scream upon seeing Animal who laughs, "Trick or treat; Ha ha ha ha!"

"Bobo, get my musket, come on; get it!" Mr. Hamish exclaims in a panic to Bobo.

Of course, Mr. Hamish saw Bobo with his suitcases in his paws, leaving while saying, "Awww, fetch it yourself! I quit!"

One of the women yelps as they saw Grover going into her skirt and out of it, unknown to him as he said, "Sorry, coming through; Coming through, madam."

Johnny frantically yelps as he saw Elmo, Zoey and Abby under the table, laughing playfully to him as the red monster said, "You look weird!"

"Tell me about it." Abby remarks with a giggle.

A pig named Link Hogthrob yelps as Pepe walks to him, saying, "Excuse me, you don't me, but I used to live in your dead mother, okay?" This causes the pig to scream and run from fear away from the king prawn. "Ay ay ay! They always do that!"

A female attractive pig yelps as she runs away from a monster named Uncle Deadly who laughs, "Come on, come back! I love a woman with meat on her bones!"

Everyone, alive that is, continue screaming as Miss Piggy looks more stunned than ever. The undead is walking the Earth again! Could this mean that Kermit may be coming back?

"Honey, who invited these monsters," Mrs. Hamish ask her husband in shock and alarm.

"Must be from your side of the family," Mr. Hamish said though from the looks of the undead, the father pig is doubting what he just said.

"Well, I sure hope not!"

"Ugh. If my uncle Jack the Boar could see this, he could be turning in his grave right about now."

"Really, Hamish," A voice spoke up. The two pigs turn and saw a shocking horrifying sight: a undead boar named Jack, Mr. Hamish's uncle, nearby, drinking wine. "Hey, where do you keep your spirits?"

The Hamishes screams in terror as they run away with the servants abandoning their posts in terror, Wayne tries to hide behind Miss Piggy but she screams and karate chops him away. The parents close the door to their bedroom behind themselves, locking themselves in.

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"Muppet Newsflash...the dead is walking the Earth again! Now is the time to panic!" The Muppet Newsman exclaims in fear. Sure enough, everyone in the village screams as the undead run amuck in town.

Some of the monsters goes near the living as a female Muppet named Janice swings a mallet while saying, "Like, eew, get away from me! Don't sneak up on me and some trash! Get back or I'll give you such a wallop!"

The undead of course looks concerned as they saw that their appearance is scaring the locals. Who could blame them? Of course, a young baby dinosaur named Baby Sinclair notice something familiar about one of them...then begins to crawl over to them.

"Baby, no!" Baby's mother Fran exclaims in worry. What is her baby doing?

Baby goes up to a big undead dinosaur, the living ones looks horrified as he mumbles, "Yeah?" He notices the baby...then smiles and picks up Baby, much to the horror of the folks who gasps.

But then Baby smiles as he recognizes the figure, saying, "Daddy," The crowd looks surprised and goes 'awww' as the two dinosaurs hugs. Fran smiles as she recognizes the undead dinosaur as her husband Earl who died a while...and now they are reunited.

Janice meanwhile is attacking a monster named Floyd Pepper who is trying to get to her as she yells out, "Bounder!"

"Sweetie pie," Floyd exclaims with a smile.

"Monster!"

"Buttercup!"

"Cad," Janice exclaims frantically as she kept on trying to hit the monster.

"Janice, baby!" Floyd exclaims once more. Janice looks stunned as she finally recognize the undead monster. It's Floyd, her love who died 2 years ago!

"Floyd! Oh, like, sorry! Didn't know it was you...but you've been dead for like 2 years now!"

"Eh, frankly, my dear, I don't give a darn; Ha ha ha!"

Soon a lot of the living calm down recognizing the undead as their loved ones who passed away; They all reunited, happy to see them again, especially Beauregard who shakes the fisher's hand while Animal happily greets another living monster laughing.

Looks like the undead invasion turns out to be nothing more than a happy reunion.

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Johnny looks annoyed as he came out of hiding. The undead has invaded and Sal has ran off and all on this perfect day.

"Are those mugs gone yet, Piggy?" Johnny asks Miss Piggy in concern.

"Unfortunately for you, they are." Miss Piggy said to Johnny with an annoyed sigh.

"All right, enough! I say we take whatever loot we can get our hands out and scram!"

"Wait, what, loot?"

"Your downy, of course!" Johnny snaps to Miss Piggy while rolling his eyes at this. "It's my right anyway! Come on!"

"Oh, wait, you thought...sorry, but my parents don't have any money. You see, they married me off to you so that they can be saved from the poorhouse." Miss Piggy explains sheepishly to Johnny, much to his shock.

"Wait, t...the poorhouse; you mean to tell me that I married you for nothing?!"

Wayne came back in, getting some stuff while saying, "Oh, sorry, if I am interrupting anything. I just came back to get a few things before quitting. This place has gone crazy."

"Ugh! Idiot," Johnny screams as he shakes Wayne in anger. "Tell me that the pig is lying! That the whole poor thing that the parents are going through is not true! Tell me that she's lying!"

"Sorry to burst your bubble, 'honey', but things don't go according to plans!" Miss Piggy scoffs as she shoves the upset Johnny away. "Maybe in disappointment, we are perfectly matched after all especially once we get that document from Sam signed."

"But...but I don't have any loot either! That's the reason why I bother marrying ya in the first place!"

"Oh right, I just remember. Can't believe that I've forgotten until now; Turns out that Pastor Sam has forgotten to renew his license to marry folks...so unfortunately, Miss Piggy, your marriage to Johnny is invalid even if you did sign that document," Wayne explains much to Johnny's anger and Miss Piggy's surprise. "Well, I better get my stuff from my room!"

"You mean...we aren't even married at all?!" Johnny asks Wayne in shock and alarm as the servant leaves the room.

"Yeah, but no worries; Once Sam get his license renewed, you can start all over!"

"Well, well, turns out we are not married, but it doesn't matter. You can have this dump and everything! Moi is leaving...and hopefully Kermie is back in my life!" Kermit exclaims as she leaves the house. Johnny looks furiously as she leaves.

No one, not even a pig, makes a fool out of him and gets away with it!

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Miss Piggy leaves the mansion and gasps in surprise. The undead are indeed out there...but is actually mingling with the living as if long lost family members!

"Okay, this is very weird." Miss Piggy mumbles a bit. She has to go and find out if there's any trace of Kermit...and if the pig can get to him in time.

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Sam just open the church doors when he gasps upon seeing the undead arriving. It's the apocalypse, the eagle fears that this day would come!

"Go away! Be gone, demons from the underworld! Back to where you came from! You shall not enter here!" Sam yells as he held the cross near the undead. "Back, back!"

Of course, Uncle Deadly grabs the cross away from Sam and gave it to T.K. place it near the side of the church. Earl then remarks to the eagle pastor, "Hey, can you keep it down? We're in a church."

Sam looks surprised as the undead enters the church, not bothering to attack him. Floyd spoke to the eagle as he passes by, "Evening." Even the pastor got to admit, it's surprisingly that the undead would speak to him in a polite matter.

Inside the church, the living and dead sat down, waiting for the wedding to begin. Kermit is up front with Gonzo as his best man; both of them are waiting for the bride...and hopefully the pig to show up.

Convincing John, the Minister the night, waits as the wedding march plays. Soon Kermit and Gonzo look and saw Camilla heading gracefully to the frog. Pepe begins to cry some more for some reason.

"This is amazing, okay?" Pepe remarked while crying some more. As Convincing John opens the bottle, Camilla arrives to Kermit, holding his flipper. Gonzo looks worried. The pig should be here by now. Where could she be?

Once the march is done, Convincing John spoke up, "Dearly beloved and departed, we are here today to join this frog and this undead chicken in marriage."

During this time, Miss Piggy arrives at the church, finding out about the marriage and sneaks into the place. The pig gasps upon seeing Kermit at the altar, "Kermie?" Some of the corpses nearby hush her.

Miss Piggy looks worried and saddened. Looks like Kermit is going to marry Camilla for real or something. Could it be true? Has he truly going to abandoned her?

Convincing John turns to Kermit. Gonzo and T.K., the second best man, looks worried as the elder said, "All right, living first."

"With this hand...I will lift your sorrows." Kermit said as he held the cup. "Your cup will never empty...for I will be your wine." Miss Piggy watches on from secret, looking sad and almost heartbroken. It looks like her love is truly going to go through with it.

"All right, Camilla. Now you."

T.K. whispers quietly, hoping that Camilla can hear him, "Camilla...do the right thing, set things straight...you know deep down whom you really love..."

Camilla smiles to Kermit as she takes the bottle, pouring poison into the cup while speaking, "With this hand, I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never empty. For I will be..." The chicken gasps and for a good reason. There's Miss Piggy, looking down in sadness, making her a bit worried. "I will be..."

"Well, go on, my dear." Convincing John said, motioning the chicken to move on with the vows.

T.K. spots Miss Piggy nearby then said to himself, "Camilla...do the right thing..."

"Your cup...will never empty...for I will be..." Camilla said, getting a bit worried and hesitant. Even Kermit and Gonzo notices. Could the chicken be backing out? Could Miss Piggy be here?

"I will be your win." Kermit said as he prepares to drink the poison...or pretending to but that no longer matters as Camilla stops him.

"Uh oh, she's having second thoughts." Floyd said in notice. "Not surprising since frog and chicken don't go together, even in a meal, man!"

The folks and undead looks worried. Camilla doesn't seem to want to go through with the wedding at all. Why? Gonzo spots Miss Piggy and smiles a bit with T.K.

"I...I'm sorry, I can't." Camilla said with a sad sigh.

"Err, what's wrong?" Kermit ask in pretend shock. Of course, could it be that Miss Piggy is here...or could it be that Camilla is having second thoughts? The frog is about to turn his head but the chicken stops him.

"No, this is wrong...I was a bribe and my dreams was taken from me...and now...looks like I've stolen them from someone else. I love you, Kermit...but as a friend now. You're not mine. She is."

Camilla points and Kermit turns and saw, to his happiness, Miss Piggy in the audience. The frog exclaims, "Piggy!" The pig came over to the frog in concern. Camilla smiles as she takes Miss Piggy's hand, putting it on Kermit's.

The couple smiles to each other as T.K. said in relief, "Looks like things are all right again."

"Yeah! Good thing that this fake marriage turns out well after all!" Gonzo exclaims with a smile on his face.

"Wait, wait, 'fake'," Pepe ask Gonzo in confusion, even everyone else minus Kermit is confused by what the weirdo just said. "Did we miss something, okay?"

"Okay, well, Kermit and I planned to have the marriage up here in hopes that he will be reunited with Miss Piggy...granted, we didn't count on Camilla having second thoughts and doing the right thing...but at least that save us some major trouble, right?"

"For once...that's a lie that I approve of...and also, there is one man...or weirdo that I preferred to be with." Camilla said, smiling happily to Gonzo who smiles right back. Uncle Deadly cries again but for some happy reason; Looks like everything's well again.

"Oh, I always cry at these weddings." Someone is heard speaking mockingly. Everyone turns and saw Johnny coming into the church, wiping a fake tear off. "I always cry at these weddings...too bad I don't like this one!"

Miss Piggy gasps as Johnny came to Kermit, snapping, "Yeah; young lovers together at last...maybe now they can live happily ever after. Oh yes, you forgot one simple thing...she's still my wife!"

The villain grabs Miss Piggy, making everyone gasps in shock and anger. Gonzo protest, "Hey, come on! Let the pig go! She isn't yours! You didn't get the document done in time, I bet!"

"The undead weirdo's right, and besides Sam's license wasn't renewed when he did the marriage so the whole thing was null and void!" Miss Piggy snaps to Johnny, much to Kermit's surprise. So the marriage was never official. "Now let go!"

"I am not leaving here, empty-handed! I may as well get something out of the embarrassment I went through!" Johnny snaps in anger. He tried to marry someone whose family was never rich. Well, the conman is going to take something!

Camilla blinks and gasps in shock as she saw Johnny, the chicken ask in shock, "You?" It's as if Camilla recognizes him. The con man, seeing her, yelps in alarm.

"Camilla?"

"Oooh, yeah; this oughta be good, okay?" Pepe ask with a mad chuckle. It appears that this confrontation is heading into something.

"You," Camilla exclaims angrily to Johnny, making him a bit shock.

"Oh, Camilla; Good to see you again..." Johnny said nervously to Camilla. "Granted, when I left you..."

"You left me...for dead!"

"Wait, wait, I can explain..."

"Well, well, hang on! You're saying that this guy is the one who killed you for your money and made you a corpse in the first place?!" Gonzo ask in shock and anger. The weirdo turns to Johnny while snapping, "You know, I am angry that you killed this beautiful chicken...but since you did it and I met her, I am half happy...not sure what to experience at this point."

"This chicken is crazy, delusional!" Johnny exclaims frantically to everyone else, but they only glare angrily at him. The truth is out, the villain is revealed to be the murder. Johnny grabs the sword from inside Rizzo and holds it near Miss Piggy. "Sorry to cut things short but we gotta be on our way!"

"Hey, get your hands off of Piggy!" Kermit exclaims to Johnny sternly.

"Get away, do I have to make frog legs out of you too?"

"Bad man," Animal growled as he bit Johnny in the butt, causing him to scream in pain and alarm, allowing Miss Piggy to get away.

"Kermit, catch this!" Gladys exclaims as she grabs something and tosess it to Kermit. He grabs it, expecting a weapon...only to find out, to his embarrassment, that it was only a fork. "Sorry; best weapon that I can smuggle in here!"

Johnny charges as he hits the fork that Kermit is holding, the con man would've ended up hitting the cup down if Convincing John hadn't caught it in time.

The two fighters clash their utensils as everyone watch on. In one part of the fight, Kermit hits Johnny in the butt with the fork, causing him to yelp in pain. Angrily, the villain slash at him, only to end up cutting the chef's hat while Grover jump up to avoid being hit in time.

"Goodness!" Grover exclaims in surprise and alarm. This wedding is getting intense.

The two fighters continue their fighting as Thog in concern spoke up to Johnny, "Hey, I don't think you're playing fair."

Johnny slashes at Kermit, only to end up cutting down Thog who splits himself, both of them exclaims, "Goodness!"

Johnny hits the chair but Kermit dodges, slashing the villain's suit. Johnny angrily yells out, "You idiot! Do you even think to know how much this suit costs me?!"

"More than your life, I bet!" Gonzo exclaims with a frown to Johnny.

Johnny clangs his own blade with Kermit's fork. The frog saw the seat nearby as both weapons fling a bit. The frog ducks under the chair while the sword almost hit him.

"Gah," Kermit exclaims in alarm. Quickly, the frog uses the hole for the fork, hitting Johnny's foot right with it and causing the villain to scream in pain. Now that's a crazy fight!

Soon the two fighters got back up as the fork was knocked away while Kermit fell. The frog gulps as Johnny prepares to finish Kermit off. Miss Piggy, Gonzo and Camilla gasps as the chicken rush over to where the frog is at.

Soon a stabbing sound is heard as everyone gasps. Kermit's eyes was closed while he was ready to embrace the final blow but then he opens and saw that Camilla has taken the blow instead.

"Sorry, 'dearies', you missed!" Camilla snaps furiously to Johnny as she pulls out the sword, holding it to her former fiancée's neck.

"Oh, touché, my dear," Johnny said nervously and concerned.

"Now...get out."

"Oh, fine...I'm leaving, yeah, I will! Heh heh," Johnny chuckles sarcastically as he prepares to take his leave. The villain takes the cup as if to make a toast, unaware that it's full with poison. "Oh, but I like to make a toast...to my dear Camilla...Always the bridesmaid and never the bride. Tell me, dear. Can your heart still break once it's stopped beating, huh? Can it, chicken legs?"

Mirage looks stunned and upset. Pepe frowns as he snaps angrily, "Oooh, let me at the bum, okay? Let me at him!"

"Right, no one insults Camilla and gets away with it!" Gonzo snaps, agreeing with Pepe's line of thought. The two prepares to attack Johnny but Convincing John stops the two, shaking his head.

"Hey, don't hold us back, okay?"

"No, wait. We must abide by their rules. We are amongst the living after all." Convincing John said with a sigh. Although he felt like Johnny must be punished for his evil deeds, the undead must never harm the living, that's the rule whenever they come up here and not terrorizing the folks.

"Well said, old Fraggle." Johnny said with a chuckle. The undead looks frustrated; they want to make this creep pay but cannot harm the living as per the rules.

Piggy comment, "Maybe those undead can't touch you, but *I* can," She karate chops Johnny, knocking him to the floor. The pig then force-feeds him the poison wine.

As Miss Piggy toss the goblet aside and got up, Johnny got up and tries to escape...but gasps in pain, groaning a bit as if dying...he is.

"Oh, not anymore, okay? Heh heh heh." Pepe said, giving out an evil smirk at what's happening.

Johnny gasps in more pain then looks at his reflection in the mirror. To his horror, his face is blue and he got stitches all over. The villain looks horrified as he looks back at the eager undead. He's dead!

"You were saying?" Gonzo ask Convincing John with a smirk.

"Eh, you're right. He's all yours." Convincing John remarks with a shrug, the Muppet undead smirks eagerly. Johnny is dead, time to poison him.

T.K. roll up his sleeve, sending a green slime at Johnny while yelling, "Come here!" The Muppet villain yelps as he got up, the Digital King then tosses him to the waiting Gladys and other monsters. "You can have him now."

Kermit ask Piggy, "How did you know about the poison wine?"

Piggy answers, "Simple. Gonzo told me about it. Besides, this seemed a little more 'hooves on' for me than simply waiting for him to drink the wine by accident."

The Muppet undead proceed to descend upon the now dead Johnny, the villain protests, "Wait, no, please! I am too handsome to be undead! SOMEONE HELP ME; SAL, ANYONE!!!"

Johnny screams as the undead dragged him out of the room to punish him, leaving only Convincing John, Pepe, Beauregard, Animal, T.K., Gonzo and Camilla the only undead members left.

"New arrival," Glady chuckles sinisterly as she closes the door, silencing out Johnny's screams.

"Any regrets, Camilla?" T.K. asks Camilla with a smile.

"Hmmm, nah," Camilla remarks with a shrug, "Not really, not after he killed me!"

Convincing John bottles up the wine since there's no point in using it now; Kermit and Miss Piggy hugs each other as the pig exclaims, "Kermie! I thought I would never see you again!"

Camilla smiles as she motions to Gonzo, the two prepare to leave the church. Kermit, noticing them leaving, spoke up, "Wait...I made a promise to Camilla."

Camilla stops, smiling to Kermit as she explains, "You did kept your promise...you set me and now...I will finally be with Gonzo."

"Right, you set her free." Gonzo said as Camilla removes the ringing, giving it back to Kermit as she smiles. "And thus, she can do the same for you."

The wind flew gently as the undead couple are about to leave the church. Camilla looks back then tosses the bouquet. A female mouse named Miss Mousey caught it then saw a smirk on Pepe's face...causing her to hit the king prawn before tossing the bouquet to Miss Piggy who caught it. Not a chance!

"Thanks." Miss Piggy said to Camilla. Both the pig and frog smiles as they kiss each other then look back at Camilla who smiles at them with Gonzo.

Once the undead couple is outside, the two sighs brilliantly and then kisses as they transforms into a lot of butterflies, flying away to the moonlight. Kermit and Miss Piggy saw them leave, hugging one another as they know that Gonzo and Camilla will be together in peace.

And so, thus ends the story of the Muppet Corpse Bride. Gonzo and Camilla have a wedding in the afterlife as Kermit and Piggy finally managed to successfully conclude THEIR wedding and the other undead Muppets continue to torture Johnny.

And as for T.K...well, his adventure is for another time against the evil that is the Joker!

The End

T.K. will be back in 'JusSonic's The Nightmare Before Christmas: Joker's Revenge'.

Author's note
What a scary yet wonderful ending, folks. Whatcha think? This will help in Julayla's Nack and Psycho series after all. In the next fanmake, we go from Nack and Psycho to Hoagie and Stitch as we are now going to the sequel to 'Fantastic Mansion' in a story that I called 'Day of the Genie. Hoagie and Stitch are back with some old friends as well as Courage. Here's the cast list of new characters...

Laverne-Ramona Flowers (Scott Pilgrim vs The World)
Hoagie-PJ Pete (Goof Troop)
Betsy Ross-Betsy Ross (Time Squad)
George Washington-George Washington (Liberty's Kids)
Benjamin Franklin-Benjamin Franklin (Liberty's Kids)
Red Edison-Arthur Weasley (Harry Potter series; ancestor of Arthur in the present)
Thomas Jefferson-Thomas Jefferson (Liberty's Kids)
John Hancock-John Hancock (Liberty's Kids)
IRS Agents-Agent Smith duplicates (the Matrix)
Human Catcher Tentacle-Maxim Horvath (The Sorcerer's Apprentice; 2012 version)
Kennel Guard Tentacle-Norm The Genie (Fairly Odd Parents)
Hotel Maid-Mrs. White (Clue franchise)
Doctor Tentacle-Dr. Facilier (The Princess and the Frog)
Harold-Setzer (Final Fantasy VI)
Human Show Registration Tentacle-Simon Sparklefield (The Fairly OddParents)
Snoring fat man-Garfield (Garfield franchise)
Dwayne-Clyde Cosgrove (Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers episode "The Luck Stops Here")
Weird Ed's new hamster-Pichu (Pokemon series)
Talking horse-Quick Draw McGraw (Hanna-Barbera)
Ned Edison-Fred Weasely (Harry Potter franchise)
Jed Edison-George Weasley (Harry Potter franchise)
Past cat-Tekirai (Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumiShow)
Novelty salesman-Chit Chatterson (Histeria!)
Human Show Judges Tentacles-Goblins (Labyrinth)
Oozo the Punching Clown Balloon-Krusty the Clown (Simpsons)
Future Cat-Furrball (future version; Tiny Toon Adventures)
Purple Tentacle's lieutenant-Mozenrath (Aladdin series)
Masked man AKA car thief-Strong Bad (Homestar Runner)
Zed Edison-Sir Richard Reed (Marvel 1602 version))
Zedna-Susan Storm (Marvel 1602 version)
Ved-Master Jonathan Storm (Marvel 1602 version)
Human Prisoners/Contestants-Al Bundy (Married with Children), Alex Monday (Scary Movie 2), and Amy Wong (Futurama)
Farley Krock-Stan Lee (Spider-Man: The Animated Series version)
Operator-Wanda the Phone Operator (Crank Yankers)

Yeah, sounds like fun, eh folks? That's it for me. Until next time, read, review and suggest!

The Sinclairs are from the Jim Henson show Dinosaurs.