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Whew, guys. :) :D :hug: :lick: man, I worked so long on this one, I mean I stayed up for 63 days without eating or sleeping and I stayed up for 63 days without sleeping. I was like, "THEY NEED THIS!!!" so I shall deliver. I'm hungry.

My mom was startin to get worried, so I think I'm gonna eat her later.

But this is for all of you who love me and would like to have my babies someday, complete with their deformed chromosomes and shit.

I have to pee. PLEASE FAVE THIS, like, 6000000 times so I can be cooler and everybody will love me and my life will be complete i stayed up 63 days without sleep.


:sleep: :drunk: popping pills to stay awake: :snorting ground coffee: :had sex with a printer and my cat to stay awake: :watchedgayporn: :watched some more gay porn: :) :) :lick: :lick:
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:iconr-daemonski:
R-Daemonski Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. :iconiloveyouplz:
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:iconjunglechink:
junglechink Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I know, my child. I know.
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:iconyazzy-quinn:
Yazzy-Quinn Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So...exotic...hm...I never thought I'd see the ultra rare special tutorial of all...THIS IS ANCIENT!!!

This is better than any tutorial I have ever seen...it's so beautiful...
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:iconjunglechink:
junglechink Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You're welcome.
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:iconyazzy-quinn:
Yazzy-Quinn Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:hug:
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:iconnarutoadan:
narutoadan Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2010
don't fuck the tutorial!
fuck the writer!
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:iconfemmeboyshavmorfun:
FemmeBoysHavMorFun Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2009
I. Love. You. This is just what I was looking for!!!!11!11one1!!!1!
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:iconjunglechink:
junglechink Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love you too.
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:iconfemmeboyshavmorfun:
FemmeBoysHavMorFun Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2009
You're icon kicks ass... >.>
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:iconnocturneai:
NocturneAi Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2008
Fucking Awesome!!!! =]

Thanks for giving the tools necessary to achieve my dreams!!!!
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:iconthe-hamlets:
The-Hamlets Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2008
Thank you sooo much!
All this time, so much hours... I found it.
ALL IN THIS TUTORIAL!
This gave me inspiratoinionionion.
I LOVE YOU *junglechink!!!!
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:iconatemozzarella:
AteMozzarella Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2008  Student General Artist
erg xDDDDDD Basics :0 I like it o_0
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:iconmoonyificent:
Moonyificent Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2007
This is the greatest.

You should go and print a bunch of these off and cover each square foot of the earth with them

Then the world would be a better place, you know.
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:iconskulldiamonds:
SkullDiamonds Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2007
well i wish I could do that! but im not that talented! :P
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:iconkooshballinator:
kooshballinator Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2006
Right now, I'm thinking, "WHY am I +faving this?"
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:iconjunglechink:
junglechink Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2006  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
and I'm thinking "I wonder if rhinos taste like chicken."
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:iconsouku:
souku Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2006
That is too awesome. I want to be able to draw like that.
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:iconjunglechink:
junglechink Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2006  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
practice makes perfect, little grasshopper.
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:iconsouku:
souku Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2006
Indeed it does, indeed it does.
I will practice and become as good as you... one day, one day.
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:iconjunglechink:
junglechink Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2006  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Stop repeating things.
It makes me dizzy.
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:iconsouku:
souku Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2006
Ah, but dizzy is good. :D
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:iconbliss-saijin:
bliss-saijin Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2006
I'm sure you're damn sick of hearing this, but, hell, I need to say it anyways: BEST. TUTORIAL. EVAH. I can't believe I went all this time drawing so horribly and not knowing the correct way to go about creating art. I'm so happy I have found this and now can become the mega-shit of the art world. Thanks kindly =D

+Fav.
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:iconjunglechink:
junglechink Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2006  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The more I hear it, the bigger my penis becomes.

So, no, I'm not sick of hearing it.

I'm glad I was able to change your life.
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:iconidlemickey:
idlemickey Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2006  Hobbyist General Artist
This. Is. Fucking. Hilarious.

I fucking can't stop fucking laughing! LMFAO!

You have officially killed me. I am clinically braindead now from all the laughing.
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:iconjunglechink:
junglechink Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2006  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You know, laughing does all kinds of for your body.
So, when you think about it, I just influenced your health in a good way.

Except the whole you getting killed thing.
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:iconidlemickey:
idlemickey Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2006  Hobbyist General Artist
True, true... But it's okay... I managed to crawl to my respirator before the laughter completely took my breath away. Only to find that it was empty, which was funny, and made me laugh even more.

Alright, just kidding, I don't have a respirator.

But it would be cool though.
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:iconjunglechink:
junglechink Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2006  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It would be.
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:iconrionofbahamut:
rionofbahamut Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2006
Now I feel like Michelangelo De Vinci after seeing this. XD :rofl:
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:iconjunglechink:
junglechink Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2006  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:bow:
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:iconyondawonda:
Yondawonda Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2006
-cannot breath-
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:iconjunglechink:
junglechink Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2006  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I can see where that could be a problem.
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:iconchildofmothergaia:
ChildofMotherGaia Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2006   Digital Artist
:rofl: oh snap..this shit holy..like the scripture..:laughing:
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:iconthegamegraal:
thegamegraal Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2006
Holy crap thank you for your time and dedication to this tutorial I finally can draw like a professional
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:iconjunglechink:
junglechink Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2006  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You're welcome. Anything for my fans.
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:icons0lidsn4k3:
s0lidsn4k3 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2005
Visual Poetry, it is indeed.
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:iconjunglechink:
junglechink Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i crack myself up sometimes. :)
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:icons0lidsn4k3:
s0lidsn4k3 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2005
You crack me up, too, damn it.

I'd steal this idea from you if you weren't a psuedo-celebrity around these parts.
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:iconbansheebah:
Bansheebah Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2005
:omfg: that is funny shit....LMAO :+fav:
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:iconjunglechink:
junglechink Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
it's just your imagination.
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:iconbansheebah:
Bansheebah Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2005
:O_o:imagination? no no....
suffering from delusions of grandeur?:crazy: YES! YES!

:giggle:uh huh:nod:
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:iconlysha:
Lysha Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2005
goddamnit lolol the hell :lmao: :rofl:

*dies*
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:iconjunglechink:
junglechink Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i wanna change "live dog in china"
to "beef in india".

yea? what u think?
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:iconivorydrive:
IvoryDrive Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2005  Professional General Artist
holy asshole... this is gorgeuuaeious. I fucking can draw now.

I'm crapping myself here... it's like all of the suddon, life makes sense and also I can understand what my dog says when it barks.
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:iconjunglechink:
junglechink Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
so, if I go up to a priest,
pull down my pants,
bend over then ask him to bless my asshole,
do you think I can have a holy asshole?

you have inspired me!

look for me on some obscure internet news-site about mooning a man of God..
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:iconccomett:
ccomett Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2005
lmao beautiful :)
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:iconjunglechink:
junglechink Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That's why it's called The Best FUcking Tutorial Ever, because it's beautiful.


Tweaker, I miss you. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!!!?
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:iconfailureman:
FailureMan Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2005  Student
Thanks ass. I blew out my fucking elbow on step 2. Bitch.
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:iconjunglechink:
junglechink Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Well, if you'd fuckin work out, maybe you'll be less prone to musculoskeletal injuries. Ever think about that?

I should put a health-risk warning on that tutorial, but I wont.
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:iconfailureman:
FailureMan Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2005  Student
That's it. I need 20cc's of lawyer STAT!
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:iconbinarydigit:
BinaryDigit Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2005  Hobbyist Photographer
Ahahahah That was funny!!! :clap: :clap: :clap:
Now whay are you idling in the #DAfilipino room?
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