Battle on the Barn (Chapter #1, Chit-chat)
Munch, munch. Grass, My favorite food. I like eating grass because I am a cow. I don’t have to eat it, because I am a robot cow, but I eat it anyways. “Boring”, you’re probably thinking, so let’s cut to the chase.
I’m Angela. I’m a robot cow who lives on Uncle Dave’s farm. My owner’s name is Uncle Dave. He’s not actually an uncle, but we just call him that. He’s a good farmer. Sometimes he’ll give me wheats to chew on. I like wheat. It’s my second favorite food.
There are other cows on the farm, but they’re not like me. They’re all normal.