Chris' Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 16

Chapter 16: Escape the Dream World

Down at the dance floor, the good guys in disguise were dancing with the yelping fat cat with Maximus dancing wildly as the crowd laughed. The dream world cat danced a bit as well. As that was happening, the familiar kids peeking from the vents glanced.

Timmy: (to the other kids) Okay, we're almost set. Everyone know the plan?

Kids: Yeah.

They hushed one another, slowly sneaking under the tables with shackles, secretly placing them on the rich folks. As that happened, Drosselmeyer looked at the roof fully opened, noticing the kids above watching as the cat hollered with the thin cat.

Mason: (looks up) Psst, guys, look!

They noticed as well while Max Sr. was distracted, motioning the ones with the hook down. As they danced a bit, the rich snobs laughed while Anakin grabbed the hook, trying to hook Max Sr., who was dancing away from them at every turn.

Mr. Bump: Yeesh, he doesn't like holding still, does he?

Bowser: You think!?

Finally, Max Sr. stopped and laughed, bowing down before the hook was finally on. Then, he danced to the center as he shouted.

Max Sr.: (grins) Oh, I'm so happy I could jump for joy!

Chris: (looks up) NOW!!

Just then, the hook was pulled up, causing Max Sr. to screech as he was wedgied and lifted in the air, the crowd screaming in shock.

Max Sr. : Not that kind of jump!!!

Wolfgar: Quickly!!

The good guys darted passed the flying cat as he screamed with the good guys helping Helen's group down.

Anakin: Come on.

Drosselmeyer: Quick, follow me!

As that was happening, the lemurs with Wheez and Hiss realized as they followed.

Julien: Wait for us, you pansies!!

As most were darting away, Rocky realized something.

Rocky: Guess the robots are just mild, huh?

Bowser Jr.: (shows the remote) Not for long!

He pressed a big red button, causing the animatronics to jolt and screech before their eyes glowed brightly.

Vicky: What the-?!

Just then, the kids popped out as they shouted to the grown ups, making them scream in fear.

Vicky: AHHH! TWERPS!!

Just then, Foxy's hook almost hit her.

Foxy: Argh, and animatronics.

Vicky: I HATE KIDS!!!

The kids shouted with the Animatronics chasing after the rich folks. As that happened, Timmy came to the steps, then whistled for his friends above. The net was dropped, catching the crowd below as they screamed.

Max Sr.: NO! NOOOOO!!

As that was happening, the Vulgaria kids came out of their hiding places with the cat panicked.

Max Sr.: GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!! Where the hell did Baku go to anyway!? Where is he?!

As that was happening, Kamek was trying to zap some of them with his wand. However, the Magikoopa yelped as he was tied up with wand snatched.

Kamek: Aw bolloks!

Max Sr.: Someone call the cavalry!

The cat was swung hard as he screamed in agony.

Max Sr.: LET ME DOWN! LET ME DOWN!

A few were splatted by pies while Vicky screamed and was pulled by the kids while wine was spilled on some rich women.

Maugrim: Damn, damn, damn, where the hell did that blue Drowzee go anyway? We can't fight these kids!

With the good guys, they ran through the halls with most out of the disguise headgear and wigs.

Anakin: Luke! Leia!

Krypto: Where are you?

Mr. Bump: Yeah, come on out so we can get you guys out and find the opening to our way back home!

They stopped in the hall, noticing different paths.

Padme: (worried) They could be anywhere.

Mr. Bump: No problem. We'll just follow the scent of Miss Calamty's gross shampoo scent. That'd get us there quicker.

Bowser: Or her whining.

Miss Calamity's Voice: AHHHHHH!

Bowser Jr.: (pause) Yep, the whining. I know that shriek anywhere.

Outside the castle, the calvary was rushing up the stairs to the front gate while fanfare played. The door burst open as the kids tossed some slippery oil on the ground, causing them to trip and fall to the ground. As that happened, more soldiers entered with Timmy pondering.

Timmy: Okay, time for Plan B.

With the females, Black Mamba shouted a bit.

Black Mamba: Hey, where are you? Kidsss? Miss Calamity?

In one of the prison cells, Luke and Leia cradled in the hay heard her voice before gasping.

Both: Black Mamba!

They got up, then went to the door.

Leia: Which means Padme and the others are here!

Both: Hey! We're in here! Get us out!

Outside the cell, the females heard them.

Brainy Barker: Children! There you are!

Helen: Don't worry, we'll get you out in a sec.

Luke: Where are dad and the others?

As he said that, the females motioned them over.

Mrs. Brisby: Right here! They're here. Quickly.

Anakin's group approached with Wheez frowning.

Wheez: Wait, where are the other kids and Miss Calamity?

Luke: They were snatched by that blue Drowzee, saying something about "unfinished business with her".

Mr. Bump: (groans) Oh no! Not THAT evil Drowzee again.

Bowser Jr.: Bump, what other Drowzee do you even know that wears dumb jammies?

Chris: This Baku's bad, isn't he?

Bowser Jr.: Trust us, if he lied to you and planned to devour the dream world, then YES he IS bad.

They struggled with the door.

Krypto: Stand back.

The supers used their lasers, though it did nothing.

Krypto: Yeesh, for a dream door, it sure is strong.

Streaky: What? Is it made with Kryptonite or something?

They noticed Drosselmeyer approaching the good guys.

Justin: (points) We found them. They're in there.

Rocky: Help us break the door down.

They approached an unlit canon nearby.

Bullwinkle: Okie dokie lokie. On...strike...3!

They rushed as Padme shouted.

Padme: Kids, get away from the door.

The two moved away just as the door was smashed to pieces.

Anakin: Kids!

The two happily hopped to their father's arms.

Luke: Thanks, dad.

Leia: (happily) I knew you'd come.

Brisby: But where HAS that Drowzee taken them?

Discord: (frowns) Well if you ask me, that idiot's probably at the door to the exit by now.

A few looked confused at him.

Discord: What? It's been a while since I said anything.

Chris: Where exactly is it?

Julien: Obviously, the sky, Chrissy.

At the top of the castle, the tapir was pulling what appeared to be big eggs while one of them wobbled, heading to where the top was at near the way out of the dream world.

Baku: Sorry to ditch your comrades, but as you know, I must devour this dream, Rua and Calamity. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Nothing can stop me now!!

However, a huge fireball shot at him, making the tapir evade quickly.

Baku: Hey, no fair! Nothing is supposed to stop me!

Bowser's Voice: Do it and you're gonna regret it!

He slowly turned, noticing the others nearby.

Baku: Ah...Mr. Bump, Discord, and the Koopas. He-he-he-he. (leans near them) It's been a while.

Mr. Bump: Okay, you dumb Drowzee. You let my gal and the others go or so help me, I'll sic Golden Freddy on you.

Baku: (scoffs) It's just a dumb bear! What is it going to do? Hug me to death?!

Bowser Jr.: You have no idea what that thing's capable of.

Baku: Very well...take this!

Most evaded the oncoming magical eggs, though Discord rose the collar, which broke.

Discord: (slyly) Ha-ha-ha-ha! Sorry, but I'm afraid your chaos ends. No one does chaos on these dreams, but me after all.

Baku and Discord flew up, the eggs nearly hitting him while Discord brought up a shield, which blocked the eggs.

Br'er Weasel: Now what?

Selene: Uh how about freeing the others in the eggs?

Bowser Jr.: (shows a bat) Leave that to me.

He smacked the eggs with the bat, freeing the former prisoners with Rua groaning and Miss Calamity coughing and spitting out some egg shells.

Miss Calamity: What a calamity.

Mr. Bump: (Chibi smiles) Miss C! You're okay!!

Brisby: (hugs the mice) My babies! You're okay!

Sneezer: He-he-he. Okay! Okay!!

At that moment, a light was about to hit with Roderick shouting.

Roderick: LOOK OUT!!

The others noticed as everyone evaded the blast quickly.

Rua: (relieved) Thank you, young one.

Batula: (surprised) Roderick...you're talking?

Umana: (happily) Oh my goodness.

She hugged her infant child.

Cocorin: Owie...someone hit us on the slab.

Cocoron: (notices) Wow...this place is very bad. What's going on?

Miss Calamity: Uh you may not know us...but uh...(points up) this guy is trying to devour the dream world.

She pointed to Baku firing blasts at Discord, who yawned while evading.

Discord: You fight like Celestia and at least she is better than you are.

Baku: Bah, you're all talk. AND annoying. Just like the Magical High Commission who betrayed me!

Discord: (raises his brow) Who?

At that moment, items were tossed at Baku as he was hit with items.

Mr. Bump: Go away, you dumb Drowzee! No one likes you! Your game sucks!

Baku: Your game sucks!

Mr. Bump: (sticks tongue out) Shows what you know! My game haven't been on the Cartoon Network website for years!

He was then snatched before tossed downward, crashing near the good guys before getting up.

Baku: (angrily) GRR!! I...I'm not done yet!

Mr. Bump: (lifts Miss Calamity) Neither is Golden Freddy.

Discord: By the way, behind you.

Baku: Oh no! I'm not falling for that one.

A huge growl is heard, making Baku worried.

Baku: Aaaaand he's really behind me, is he?

Most: Yes.

The foe turned as Golden Freddy appeared, then jump scared him as the tapir yelped.

Baku: WHAT THE ****!

Cocorin: NOW!!

Quickly, the other fairy zapped the creature, hitting him before the egg formed around him.

Baku: (panics) Oh no! Oh no! No, please!!

He tried to get out, though was bounced back before the egg fully formed.

Miss Calamity: (nonchalant) Serves you right for trying to eat this dream.

Mr. Bump: And upsetting my little friend.

Baku: (glares) I swear, when I get out of this, I WILL take your bear friend's dreams AFTER I plan to give him the nightmare he'll NEVER forget! Someday!!!

Finally, the egg was fully sealed.

Bowser Jr.: Ha! Serves ya right, dork.

Rua: Phew...

Cocoron: That should hold him for a while.

Cororin: (looks downward) What's going on down there?

Timothy: (groans) I think...it's a rebellion.

Outside the castle doors, the kids were shouting as they were overwhelming the guards that backed away. As that was happening, the girl with headband and Timmy both opened the castle gates, letting the angry mob villagers in as they shouted with their tools risen up.

Timmy: Thanks, Trixie.

Trixie: (smiles) Not a problem.

The mob jumped in as they shouted with their tools while darting inside. Out in the lake, four familiar spies with life vests on were approaching the shores, looking weary.

Skozz: Wow, good thing I brought the life vests with us, huh?

Boris: Oh shut up!

Natasha: (notices) Darlings, look!

She pointed at the castle with the angry mob fighting in the castle.

Riff: Aw crud! And they're gonna come after us if they see us.

Three: Yep.

Four: (panics) LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

They dove back into the waters quickly, swimming away. Back in the castle, Rubeus was surrounded by the children, glaring at them. He slowly neared some while a few others were holding their weapons behind him. Then, he growled from behind, shouting.

Most: YIPE!

He then looked around at a few going close to him, roaring in fury. As he roared, he did not notice a net falling behind him. To his notice, he saw no fear on the children who were ganging up on him, causing Rubeus to back away.

Rubeus: This isn't right! FEAR ME!!

However, he was shoved down before the net he was on was pulled up. He screamed in anger as the crowd cheered wildly. As all the madness and fighting continued, Max Sr. struggled on the hook as he looked pained.

Max Sr.: Let me down!

The kids above let the rope go before he crashed to the ground.

Max Sr.: OW!!

Vicky, who was recovering, gasped as she saw what happened. The girl cat quickly lifted him as the guards went around him.

Vicky: Maxie! Mein Liebchen, are you hurt?

Max Sr.: (in pain) My back is broken.

Vicky: We must escape through the cellars.

Max Sr.: (frowns) Very well, come on, hurry up.

They crawled through the sides fighting. All while with the good guys, they rushed through the place with Batula motioning.

Batula: Hurry!!

At that moment, the kids noticed the other kids fighting.

Mort: Wow, that's a lot of kids, huh?

Martin: What the-!?

Teresa: Impossible.

Cynthia: There's so many.

Rua: (happily) Thank goodness they're okay.

Drosselmeyer: (happily) Yahoo!!

Rita: (to Rua) You guys stay, we'll deal with these jerks.

Runt: Yeah, something useful this time, definitely useful.

Some weapons on the wall were taken.

Luke: Wait a sec, where you going?

Leia: To the fight, obviously.

The fighters darted to the battle as they smacked around a few guards. At the cellar, the kids were chasing the guards with their own weapons while the hidden cats watched with worry.

Max Sr.: Where are these twerps coming from? I thought we passed a law against children.

Vicky: (motions) Quickly! This way. We'll go down here.

Max Sr.: Where are we going?

They approached a chute which she opened.

Max Sr.: What the-!? No! (frowns) I'll get my clothes dirty.

Vicky: Don't argue.

Quickly, both slid down the tube before they screamed. As that happened, outside where a cage opened up was waiting, down came Max Sr. and Vicky, both crowns snatched away by Timmy.

Timmy: I don't think you'll need THESE anymore.

The cage was slammed shut before the cat groaned in agony.

Max Sr.: (wearily) Oh, my crown! I lost my crown.

Vicky: At least you still got me, Tubby Kitty.

Max Sr.: (snaps) Oh shut up!!

Back in the castle, as the guards wer rushing, the good guys were darting down the stairs, though yelped as they saw a row of the Koopa Troop heading to them.

Chris: No you don't! SHAZAMA PAJAMA!!

A few were smacked away while Anakin, Dr. Viper, and Krypto headed to another part of the hall. They stopped near where a suit of armor was with the snake cat giving it the plunger.

Dr. Viper: Here.

It held it as the trio took the bench, darting toward the guards that weren't hit.

Hammer Bros.: ATTACK!!

However, the ones with weapons rolled their eyes, quickly smacking them down with one behind Timothy and Arthur.

Luke: (notices) Boys, look out!

The two ducked before punching the guard as Leia noticed the familiar car entering and ramming a few creatures down.

Leia: Hey, Chitty! It's okay!

Luke: Awesome!

Gwen: Wow, and without a driver to assist, too.

Kids: YAY!!

As the car chased a few of the foes, the Animatronics screeched to the few Shy Guys as they ducked in fear while the remaining guards after Anakin's group were shoved downward. Then, the same suit of armor smacked a Hammer Bros screaming down before lifting the visor, revealing the boy with braces. As the crowd cheered with villagers watching the chase, the good guys entered and noticed as Merlin and his comrades arrived.

Pesto: (yawns) We nodded off. Is the dumb party over?

Shmi: (notices) Hello. What's that car doing here?

Merlin: (points) THERE is our way out now.

Luke: (amazed) Uncle Merlin! Pesto! Grandma! They're all okay!

Mort: YAY!! And I can safely say I'm a kid!!

Kamek: (groans) NOW he tells me.

Shmi: (happily) Annie!!

She hugged her son as the good guys and non Dreamy comrades gathered.

Anakin: Thank goodness you're okay. I hate to think if anything bad happened to you.

Rua: (smiles) Thank you...everyone. Thanks to your efforts, the dream world is saved and I can rule the Dream World once again.

The fairies smiled a bit.

Rua: Go...to you from the real world, the real world awaits.

Mr. Bump: Thanks...And Golden Freddy?

The animatronics with empty suit looked at him.

Mr. Bump: I hope to see you guys again when I get back to my REAL home.

Squit: Real wha-?

Future Group: NOTHING!!

Maximus: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! And on the bright side...

He pointed to Max Sr. and Vicky in their prison.

Maximus: Father has all the karma he deserves.

Max Sr.: (angrily) When I get out of here, you're gonna get a smacking from my fist!

Discord: (slyly) Sorry, but you won't exist once this dream ends. Ta-ta.

As the Skywalkers, Merlin, Archimedes, and real world friends gathered into the car, the car began driving outside as the crowd cheered happily with Rubeus screaming in agony. Outside, the crowd happily cheered as they smiled before the car stopped at the center. Just then, to everyone's notice, wings and propellers sprouted from the car, amazing them.

Citizens: (amazed) Wow.

Anakin: Stand back from the propellers. Keep clear.

Bobby: Yeah, or you'll cut yourselves.

The propellers activated before the car began flying. The crowd cheered as it flew up with Rua waving goodbye. As the car was flying up, the gang looked back and waved goodbye.

Mason: Bye, we won't forget you.

Cyrus: If we remember.

Krypto: (points up) Quick, into the opening. Back to home!

Brisby: He-he-he-he. It was nice to be in the dream world while it lasted.

As their dream world friends continued waving goodbye, the Supers lifted their non-dream friends up with Discord holding Junior and Mr. Bump. As most entered through the portal, only the trio remained.

Mr. Bump: I'm gonna miss 'em.

Bowser Jr.: Only if you bother remembering them.

Mr. Bump: But I always.... (pause) Who are they again?

Bowser Jr.: (face palms) UGH!!

Discord: Yeah, you go, I have unfinished business somewhere else.

Mr. Bump: What? You're not coming with us?

Discord: They only think I'm YOUR imaginary friend, remember? They'll get a bit suspicious if they see me out of the dream world. Besides, I can get out by myself once you two leave.

Bowser Jr.: Ugh, and hope we don't meet that stupid Baku again. He's annoying.

Mr. Bump: AND not my friend!

Discord then shoved the two through the hole before it finally closed behind the two.

Discord: Oh I'm sure he'll be back. Besides, he MAY come next year before that Ramses' tomb incident.

Finally, he vanished from the dream world as well.

(Reality)

Back in the real world, as most were back on the car from the oblivious four talking, both Mr. Bump and Bowser Jr. crashed to the sand, groaning.

Mr. Bump: Watch that first step. It's a lu-lu.

Anakin: And so, after that, Vulgaria became a free country. And all the children laughed and played and they were very happy.

Br'er Weasel: Uh yeah, 'de true ruler returned an' everythin' went on 'ta be peaceful.

Selene: Yes. And Chitty flew high over the mountains back to where it was repaired, everybody safe and sound.

Mason: (quietly) Wait...is it still Thanksgiving this week?

Wheez looked at the dropped watch on beach sand, looking at it and the date.

Wheez: What the-!? It's only been 2 hours when we started this dumb story they talked about!

Cyrus: Told ya.

Mason: Really? I felt like we have been doing this for 3 months.

Brisby: Maybe back in that world we were in.

Justin: SHHH! (quietly) It's almost done.

Luke: Dad, you forgot this part: "You and Padme fell in love with each other and overtime, you got married."

Leia: "And lived happily ever after."

Padme: So, is that how the story ends?

Anakin looked a bit uneasy before he spoke.

Anakin: Wheez, what time is it?

Mr. Bump: (checks watch) It's Miller Time.

Wheez: No it isn't! (shows the watch) About 4:30, why?

Anakin: Yipes. It's getting late. We'd better get back.

He went to the front of the car, twirling the crank a bit, though nothing happened.

Anakin: Sigh...of all the luck.

Squit: Here, let me try.

He flew to the crank, struggling to assist, though the crank twirled around with Squit yelping and twirling, then crashing on to the sand with Pesto and Bobby laughing.

Rita: Ugh, figures.

The engine started up before Anakin picked up Squit, entering the car before they finally left the beach.

Sir Hiss: (sighs) I'm really tired now. Let's just go home so I can lie down and forget that experience I had.

The four humans looked a bit confused as they left the beach.

Chris: (uneasily) Uh he-he-he...you wouldn't understand.

(End of Chapter 16)