My entire life is spent with dirty grimy yucky feet. Everyone thinks I'm the one who smells, but no. Feet put the stink into stinky. I really need make my break. Sure, the tilt-a-whirl is fun, but you have to ride the water demon first. Man that really puts me through the ringer.
It's a tough life being a sock. I lost my brother last week. He had a hole, and he was tossed out like a piece of trash. Now I'm paired up with some new guy. I remember the day I was born, nice and fresh in the rapper with my brother and cousins. Now there aren't many of us left, most have been tossed. But Sal, he made a break for it. He's