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I SAID YOU CAN'T FUCK THE FEMME FOOT FATALES!
So thanks to PastellTofu I have to remind y'all that fucking mutants is a big
You. Cannot. fuck. Mutants. Ssssgsgdhdzagaha
Creators of each OC. I mean no harm or insults these like the last one are just for Fun and humour. I love each of your creations.

You can't fuck Shyl. She's friggin 13 ya weirdos! you wanna go to jail wif Mistah soobway man? for fuggin a kiddy?!? 
plus haven't your parent's ever told you: don't fuck the dog?! No? well they shouldn't have to. Don't fuck the spoopy puppy. There's nothing spoopy about sex!

You can't fuck Cedric. Sharks don't have dongs. Just these things called claspers attached to they bootyholes that just shoot sperm. He's just gonna nut in you. That's no fun. Plus biting. Shark teeth are a no no for the skin. 

You can't fuck Viral. Literally the same shit with Shadee. You will get fucking elec
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LitRecognition: In the Weekly Spotlight
Every week, on Wednesday, LitRecognition will be featuring the last week's Daily Deviations. They are wonderful pieces, and deserve that little extra boost of attention. Take a look-see, and give these wonderful people the Literature Community Love, if you haven't already! :hooray:
12/6/18
Tarnisis

12/7/18
rockgem

12/8/18
PrecariouslyPeculiar

12/9/18
barefootliam

12/10/18
LadyLincoln

12/11/18
shadesmaclean

12/12/18
inthespacebetween
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Roleplay Starter #1 - An Echidna's Training Time!

(Credit goes to BigConcretePot for this awesome commission! ^w^ )
"Osu!!"
A confident, eager shout emerges from the sakura echidna's mouth as she tightens the belt of her traditional blue dougi, her first training uniform since she started practicing martial arts.  She had been wearing her black and blue dobok a lot recently so she decided to pay tribute to her old uniform for a change, and with the pleasant, sunny weather beaming down onto her favorite forest clearing in the Mystic Ruins, she figured what better time than now?  Rosie calmly looks up at the sky, letting the calm wind brush through her hair and quills as she takes in the pleasant atmosphere around her.  Everything was perfect; from the chirping of the birds to the sounds of the wind flowing through the neighboring tree canopy.  With a happy sigh escaping her mouth and a gentle fire burning in her light-b
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Scott Keeney Sailor Stars 39 Episodes
Episode 1 Queen Nehelenia Returns
Episode 2 The Return of Super Armor Caselyn
Episode 3 Kidnapped
Episode 4 Journey to New Dream World
Episode 5 Journey to Queen Nehelenia's New Castle
Episode 6 Queen Nehelenia turn her little Girl
Episode 7 Rise of the Sailor Starlights
Episode 8 Scott's New Friends on Block
Episode 9 Hangin' with the Star
Episode 10 A Sailor Starlights' Secret
Episode 11 Wish Upon a Shining Star
Episode 12 Happy Birthday Jerold Fuhr
Episode 13 Chef Seiya is Born
Episode 14 Revenge of the Black Friday
Episode 15 Christmas Concert
Episode 16 Wing Scott and Sailor Starlights Save Christmas
Episode 17 Get Sailor Iron Mouse
Episode 18 Scott and the Real Girl
Episode 19 Storybook Scott Keeney part 1
Episode 20 Storybook Scott Keeney part 2
Episode 21 Scott meet Mysterious Little Girl
Episode 22 A Full House
Episode 23 Taiki's Sweet Symphony
Episode 24 A Mini Secret
Episode 25 Batter Up, Scott Keeney
Episode 26 Battle of the Great Wolf Lodge
Episode 27 The Story of Scott Ke
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Robot Storm Log#1
Robot Storm Log#1
By the rivers of Babylon, there we sat down, yea, we wept, when we remembered Equestria. Remember, O Lord, The Children of Edom in the day of Jerusalem who said, "Raze it, raze it, even to the foundation." O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed. How happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us. Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones
~Sunset Shimmer
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what your favorite Christmas songs
Pick one
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Nightmares symthipy
It was a cold winter night I was sleeping when a dark nightmare-ish bear appeared on my bed.
"huh?" I said tiredly
"hello child" the black bear said as he grabbed me
"w-what are you doing?" I studdered
"having a meal" he said as he shoved me down his throat
I screamed as I slide into his acid churning stomach. When I entered his stomach I could feel my skin burning as my pajamas burned away.
"AH! pleaselet me out!" I screamed as I began to melt away
"no, just close your eyes and accept your fate as fat" the bear said smirking
I started crying because I know I'll never see my parents again. The bear felt remorse but wasnt really wanting to let his meal go.
After a few minutes after being digested, I suddenly opened my eyes. I'm alive! But it's still dark and squishy?
"your going to be my stomach filler" he said
Having already been through this I expected my fate and layed down crying. The bear then proceeded to lay down on my bed and rub his stomach trying to comfort his permanent meal.
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Reboot Dan Brawler School Part 1
For :iconZayachu6:
Based off SML movie: Bowser Jr. ‘s First grade Part 1
Plot: After his Fall break, OG Dan sign him up for Brawler School to enhance his brawling technique and meets his friends there. Wynton, Lia, and Reboot Shun are in his same class! Captain Cuttlefish, Principal Twinklnyan, and Whisper with Yokai-form Nate in class! Will He survive Brawler School? Characters to make the RP understandable
Old teacher- Captain Cuttlefish
Principal Steinbeck- Twinklnyan
Jackie chu- Whisper
Jackie two- Fuu2
Emily- Mira
Patrick- Spectra/Keith
Filipe- Gus
Demetrius- Billy
Bowser jr. - Reboot Dan
Bowser- OG Dan
Chef Peepee- Magnus
Joseph- Wynton
Toad- Lia
Cody- Reboot Shun
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Nothing but a soppy song (complete.)
To Fanis
I.
In the dentist chair
no new ideas are perching on my eyebrows,
When I was nine
a crimson wristwatch was given to me 
by my father
who died one morning at nine o’clock
I suddenly recall.
Fanis has no anesthetic
for what goes on in his patients’ soul.
His cell phone rings,
its ringtone is Luis Armstrong’s
“It’s a wonderful world”
And then it dawns on me, 
this may never have been his favorite tune,
but a reminder
for him, perhaps for all,
a declaration with best intentions
and colossal expectations destined to echo
in my opinion
as nothing but a soppy song.
 
 
II. two years later, ringtone changed
 
You’re not alone in thinking you’re alone,
That any route is solitary from birth to extinction.
We are here connecting paths,
Remembering passages to glades. 
You just want to be loved again,
Exclusively, with intense, in and out of rarity, I sense,
Welcomed on the island without name
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more next gen crap
Before I forget
These past few years the princesses of equestria have become increasingly weak. Sure in the past they were stronger, wiser, and had the elements of harmony but all that and more of their abilities diminishes with every passing year. This is why more and more villains like chrysalis and cozy glow have shown up, they take advantage of their weakning status but are always unaware of the elements of harmony. Princess Twilight is shown to be able to contain and properly use all three of the alicorns power, she quickly grows in numbers of allies, and ponies have much more faith in her. Flurry heart though still a baby has shown great power and flight exceeding those of her own mother. The ponies of equestria are losing faith in celestia and demand an heir to further equestria. Queen Novo is a queen and has a child so she is already married, the king or queen of the griffins is much too hostile for their way of life(and is yet to be revealed), Princess ember I'm saving for ano
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Juh-sama the great
Chapter one part one
      "The other twin princess of Jail was kidnapped. Whoever finds her will be rewarded with half of the kingdom,"
      Juh reads the poster on the wall as he eats his dumplings. He wanted half of the kingdom. He thought of taking the other half and throwing it off a cliff because of his strange Asian belief system( sentence Asian man approved). Throwing royal bricks off a cliff brings good luck.
      Taking his last gulp of water, he finishes his dinner and heads off to find this princess.
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Blazing lies ~Prologue~Warrior cats Fanfic~B1~
 [This is a Warrior cats fanfic, books belong to Erin hunter- but all characters here are mine]
 The sounds kept getting louder and louder, but the tom kept walking forward. He didn't understand at first what the noises were, but he realized they were kits that did not smell of his clan. A sound made the tom stop in the endless darkness he had been walking in. Water? It was as though something or someone had been plunged in water. My friend... A voice rang in his head. Remember lies can get caught in the blaze of love...
 
The tom woke with a sudden jolt, a sudden burning coming over him. What in the name of starclan?
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A whole year of torture (fellcest fic)
Some may say that red was horny the most(besides lust sans) in the whole multiverse, but red knows for sure they were talking about the wrong brother.
Sure he may be a slut, but he learns to limit himself, and knows how to control it. Now when it came to his brother, papyrus, he had a raging sexdrive, that almost never went out. His whole 'unlimited sexdrive' began when he turned exactly ten.
They were a bit poor, and all that sans had enough to pay was the rent for their apartment they stayed in.
"Well paps? Open it. It's your birthday!" Sans was patting his skull
Papyrus eagerly ripped open his present. It was just one present but it's still worth than nothing. As he opened the box it revealed a red scarf made by the finest silk.
"I worked overtime for the money to buy it and the rest I paid for the rent. It's not much but I hope you like it."
Papyrus looked at it as he smiled. He wrapped it gently around his neck and hugged sans tightly.
"It's perfect. Thank you big brother." Sans s
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Caption TF Commissions Opening Soon
So I have thought of opening commissions for Caption TF’s in the future. They’ll be very short stories, mostly with a TF in them, although they will have a short beginning and end. If I open them up, I’m thinking of making them cheap. Maybe around 25 cents a piece, or possibly up to $1. Whatever you want to spend, I will accept. There are things I won’t do, but I’ll remind you when I get to it. They’ll open as soon as I get my Eevee TF’s started. I will possibly open 5 at a time. Hope I get some good stories.
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The Monsters (Part 1 Getting Ready For Hell/School
I was only 16 years old when my life went to hell, my dad and mum hated me, my friends were fake friends, and everyone called me a 'Monster' because im different..god I hated my life, well...until my life changed forever, I'm Amber and this is my life.
Amber woke up, softly groaning as she woke up to that stupid alarm clock "God dammit.." Amber mumbled as she sat up in her bed, staring at the alarm clock "Just...shut up" Was she saying that to the alarm clock or the voices in her head? "Aniiivaaa!" She called out "Whaaaaat..."
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, This is my best friend Aniva Taeone Anoa'i or Kathryn and..you know what: scrach that..She was my ONLY real friend "School starts in two hours.." Amber muttered as Aniva/Kathryn rolled out of bed "School.is.EVIL!" Aniva/Kathryn growled "Kat, I know it is, but..just get dressed" Amber told Aniva as they went to get dressed
"Time for hell.." Amber said before walking out the door with Aniva
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[Poem] Restin Piss and Darkness
Restin Piss and Silence
A lonely boy wanders in sadness,
lost in the desert of darkness and loneliness.
From the desert he flees,
only to be drowned by herds of strangers.
Always find himself outstanding,
outstanding enough to breed misunderstanding.
A mere alien to their eyes,
an eldritch spawn of weirdness he is.
Most of the closest friends around him,
are merely outsiders to him.
Hardly is he a concern to others,
for they all have their own friends.
Crazed elites atop gets away with all,
but this lonely boy gets blamed for all.
A lonely boy who rests in piss,
and gets consumed by a void of darkness...
Piss and Darkness, yep,
Piss and Darkness.
-- Wanderer of the Inner Deserts
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In the Weekly Spotlight
Every week, on Wednesday, LitRecognition will be featuring the last week's Daily Deviations. They are wonderful pieces, and deserve that little extra boost of attention. Take a look-see, and give these wonderful people the Literature Community Love, if you haven't already! :hooray:
12/6/18
Tarnisis

12/7/18
rockgem

12/8/18
PrecariouslyPeculiar

12/9/18
barefootliam

12/10/18
LadyLincoln

12/11/18
shadesmaclean

12/12/18
inthespacebetween
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Date one with the psicologys
Well here's the host , today we just went to the psicologys and, her name is Angela; she just has known about us , she said that we are here to protec ana's mind so today is a good day .
But i still i little acomplajate cause ana just see me like a shadow ! What should i do?!
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I Am 68% Shy
[x] You don't like public speaking
[x] You find it hard to talk to strangers.
[x] You don't like to look people in the eye. 
[] You hate using public restrooms. (ehh)
[x] You hate to go shopping alone. 
TOTAL: 4
[] Being introduced to new people makes you nervous. (kind of, but whenever i'm with someone i'm friends with i make new friends uwuwu)
[x] When you're in a group of people, it's difficult to think of what to say.
[] You have a lot of trouble talking to the opposite sex.
[x] You hate to be teased.
[] You hate answering the door. (my parents don't let me lol)
TOTAL: 2
[x] You can't stand people watching you.
[] One on one conversation makes you nervous.
[x] You don't like to ask people for help.
[] You hate to read out loud.
[x] You don't like answering questions. 
TOTAL: 3
[x] You dread ordering food at restaurants.
[x] You are uncomfortable at parties, unless you know everyone well.
[x] You don't like to talk, because you're afraid of being embarrassed by what y
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Love
Sometimes it can be your greatest weakness or can be the greatest thing that happen to you, but friendship is also important cause when she or he broke up with you,you need friends to be there for you,they love you and support you to the very end,always smile with them showing that you all have a chain of friendship that you leave behide,smilling with your friends,is not all people can buy or force,its special in its own way
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GmodGamer09 The Red-Nosed OC Part-3
(yeah I tried to put a stamp there, sorry if it didn't show)
So GmodGamer09 tried out for the sleigh team again, but the head of the tryouts who was named Adan said no, and guess why. "You need to have at least one friend to join," he said annoyed. "Just go away!" "Well back to square one," Gmod said, sobbing. "I'll never have friends!" Just then, he bumped into CkNugget03. "Oh sorry, my bad," "No that was me," Ck said.
End Of Part-3
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Free request (NM)
https://www.deviantart.com/allodoxa85/journal/Free-Requests-Open-Again-776447907
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