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Clowntown. Rawr. by Josh
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Clowntown. Rawr. :iconjosh:Josh 0 0
Designated Smoker by Josh Designated Smoker :iconjosh:Josh 4 3 Mardis Gras by Josh Mardis Gras :iconjosh:Josh 1 1 Urban Outfitter by Josh Urban Outfitter :iconjosh:Josh 0 0 Mother's Day by Josh Mother's Day :iconjosh:Josh 3 0 Gawdzilla by Josh Gawdzilla :iconjosh:Josh 1 0 'Sixties Pop by Josh 'Sixties Pop :iconjosh:Josh 1 5
Attack of the Drunk Blogger
Best of times. Worst of times.
"Young niggahs on the block throwin' up gang signs."
If your the last one to leave, turn out the lights.
Like the pot calling the kettle white.
Nothing lost, nothing gained.
It ain't over till the fat lady sings.
Bedrooms destroyed. Bed sets enjoyed.
Even a blind hog gets an acorn whilst unemployed.
Red Pill. Blue Pill.
Blue Pill. Red Pill.
If you can't stand the kitchen, get a real job.
We're going backwards and forwards,backwards and forwards
and ain't getting no eggs, nohow.
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Another glass of wine
another grape induced goblet of thunder
your mother was a hamster,
but I don't complain.
Some say I'm an asshole,
and maybe it's proverbial.
Like Jesus and the fish,
or Mohammed and the whip.
Or maybe not.
Either way, I could care less.
I am who I am.
I think therefore I am.
And your mother is still a hamster.
Your father quite literally smells of eldeberries.
I love you.
I hate you.
It's the lot of a person in my position.
Just remember: At the end of the day I'm a person.
You're a person.
Not just a screename with an ego.
Nathan screams orgasmicly to Miss Cleo laughing.
Yah yah hahaha.
You're a libra aren't you darlin'?
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Santa Monica by Josh Santa Monica :iconjosh:Josh 22 31 Cosmic Blues by Josh Cosmic Blues :iconjosh:Josh 30 53 Twenty One by Josh Twenty One :iconjosh:Josh 11 36 Sunset Strip by Josh Sunset Strip :iconjosh:Josh 51 78 Objectify by Josh Objectify :iconjosh:Josh 7 21 Hollywood by Josh Hollywood :iconjosh:Josh 17 38
The Morning After
The sun breaks through the window pane
like so many fragmented shards of glass
lying lost and alone in a desperate attempt
to put themselves back together.
To quote, and I rarely quote,
"Either the wallpaper goes,
or I go."</b>
And then he slipped into the eternal sleep.
I wonder sometimes what
this eternal sleep is like
if we are not but broken shards of glass
who cannot put themselves back together
and how I long to put myself back
funny word that, "together"
how do you put yourself back
The phone rings and it starts again
this circus of fragmented personalities
this play, this farce, this chaotic mess
"all the world is a stage", after all.
Can I act out my part,
can I play it well?
Can I bring the illusion to those around me?
Or will I lose myself in this city of angels
and be taken in by the farce,
deluding myself, and losing what makes
me whole?
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There is no if by feed-the-world There is no if :iconfeed-the-world:feed-the-world 240 27 Christmas Yoda by antonvandort Christmas Yoda :iconantonvandort:antonvandort 40 25
Oh, deviantART.
Seeing as I haven't posted really anything worthwhile in almost a year...or a few years depending on who you speak with...I don't expect many people to read what I am posting here, but there is no time like the present to do my part in opening a can of worms here at deviantART.
The ever popular (positively or negatively) lolly has, through the use of the journal system, start a little movement over the past weeks about grievances in relation to this website. Some of that movement has been outright shit throwing, while some of it has been through detailed discussion about the pros and cons of this website. Regardless of his delivery, I agree with much of what he is saying. deviantART is not the same site I spent most of my day on all those years ago.
From hardcore deviant to casual lurker, I have watched much of the evolution of this site over the past decade. It has grown from a fairly close knit art community to a massive corporation. In a way, I am proud of the success th
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Netley Abbey II by Kaz-D Netley Abbey II :iconkaz-d:Kaz-D 51 6
is one of those things best shown rather than spoken of how one has it. Much like love.
Just thought I'd share that thought. :)
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A Burden by first-last-fallen
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A Burden :iconfirst-last-fallen:first-last-fallen 176 63
Homosexuality does not Exist by GodIsAFake
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Homosexuality does not Exist :icongodisafake:GodIsAFake 20 184
SuperdAmn by electricnet SuperdAmn :iconelectricnet:electricnet 2,061 1,385 Ace of Diamonds CARD by Lilyas Ace of Diamonds CARD :iconlilyas:Lilyas 1,276 50 Ace of Spades Card by Lilyas Ace of Spades Card :iconlilyas:Lilyas 3,713 347 Ace of Hearts Card by Lilyas Ace of Hearts Card :iconlilyas:Lilyas 2,119 154 Ace of Clubs CARD by Lilyas Ace of Clubs CARD :iconlilyas:Lilyas 1,605 69
(EDIT)Let's Liven Things Up a Bit, Shall We?
First off....
Go with JunkbyJen and delSHARK a Happy Birthday! :cake: They are wonderful and you should get to know both of them if you don't already. :heart: :D
Anyone in the mood to win 200 points? Why? Well, I'm not using them and can't afford to get anything right now, so let's have a Muro Drawing Contest pertaining to the comments in this journal.
What I want you to do is this: Draw me anything that has to do with December, Christmas, something delightful, cheerful, makes me smile! :D The best image in the comments below by the end of the day today wins 200 :points:!! :D
Haven't done this in a long time. It's time we start things again. Sound good?? Once you're done reading this journal...ready..set..GO!
Get drawing and good luck! :D Contest is now OVER!! :D And the winner is: SilaZ!! Congratulations! You've won  333 :points:!!! :excited: YAY!! Thank you to all who's played and you all still get some points too for playing. I'd do this again, b
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bad santa by E1ectrostatic bad santa :icone1ectrostatic:E1ectrostatic 1,125 202



Still around from time to time.  Whatever happened to dAMN? lol

The Presets = Go Hard, Go Home

Journal Entry: Mon Dec 19, 2011, 5:19 PM

Take me to the City Lights
Can't cope another night at home
I need to go where I can sweat
To hear things in stereo
Feels like a smoke machine
There is a disco ball
I never knew but now it stands
Think I understand it now

(I go hard…. I go home….) x 4

Forget about the things you want
Forget about hopes and dreams
Focus on the here and now
You'll stray from what could've been
Boys from the fashion show
There's girls from the magazine
Take your opportunities
And be all you want to be

(I go hard…. I go home….) x4

Cause sometimes we got to go
Where nobody knows your name
Leave all the things we knew
And learn how to start again
And learn how to start again
And learn how to start again

(I go hard... I go home...) x4

Eat Krispy Kreme!


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Been around since 02, was in LA working for dA back in the heyday of MySpace and before Facebook even existed. The interwebs have changed much, and I am now old. Still a punk rocker till the day I die though.



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