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Depressing Look At Depression
Imagine yourself in a pit. This is not a simple hole in the ground. It is a deep chasm with overhanging ledges, filled nearly to overflowing with an impenetrable gray fog. In this abyss, all of your senses are worthless. Your sight is diminished by the afore-mentioned fog, limiting your sight to only a few feet in front of you. Your hearing is assaulted constantly by a cacophony of insults, inspirations, and insight so loud and confusing that you can no longer tell one apart from the other. Your touch is dulled by constant pain, real or imagined. Taste and smell are unreliable simply because; no matter what you inhale or ingest, it all seems
Art Meme a la Joe
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Alta Mythos Unwritten Tales 2
 I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it. I know a decent amount about religion, but I never imagined that Gods could be walking among us. Beings born after the War, bound by act or consequence to walk alone, protecting what they have changed to represent. Indeed, it must be a lonely existance. What could have possibly brought forth the infinite powers of the divine to our tiny village? Surprisingly, not that much at all. What would later become a local legend started a week from the winter solstice. We prepared for our meager but pleasant celebration as we had done every year, when we descovered a man on the brink of death in the
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Alta Mythos Unwritten Tales 1
 The history books are so very incomplete. I am to assume the scriptures where written with the Gods in mind, and to that level it is written very well. That is, considering it was written by humanoids who didn't even witness such things. It is a patchwork piece consisting of what little those who call themselves scholors could decipher from a combination of oratory and some random carvings. Yes. All things considering, the Alta Mythos is very well written. There is more to the story than meets the eye, however. As with any war thoughout history, and there have been many, many tales go unrecorded. This is especially true when divine bodie
Joe's Red Ball
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Letter from the Benefactor
Dear Ross, If you're reading this letter, you got my package. I know this all seems sudden, and very likely confusing, but I want you to have it. I don't feel bad about letting you read something so full of secrets because I may never see you again. You've always looked out for me. When others were picking on me, you would be there to stop them. When I was having a hard time with schoolwork, you would study with me. When I was overwhelmed, you were there to listen, though I know a lot of what I told must have seemed crazy. I understand. If I hadn't seen all that I have, I would have thought I was crazy, too. I'd hoped I coul
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Malignant KD, Volume I
Section 1 - FAQ Section 2 - Ingredients Section 3 - Stove-top Directions Section 4 - Microwave Directions Section 5 - Health Warnings Q: You expect me to believe that someone would actually put this crap in KD? A: Nope. But that doesn't mean we didn't. Q: What's wrong with KD that you would do such weird things to it? A: There's nothing wrong with it. We're just being "adventurous". Q: None of those ingredients look like they would go together very well. A: No. No they don't. Q: What would make you make something so repulsive? A: Two reasons. One, because we can. Two, because it's funny. Q: You won't actually eat that, will you?
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Depressing Look At Depression
Imagine yourself in a pit. This is not a simple hole in the ground. It is a deep chasm with overhanging ledges, filled nearly to overflowing with an impenetrable gray fog. In this abyss, all of your senses are worthless. Your sight is diminished by the afore-mentioned fog, limiting your sight to only a few feet in front of you. Your hearing is assaulted constantly by a cacophony of insults, inspirations, and insight so loud and confusing that you can no longer tell one apart from the other. Your touch is dulled by constant pain, real or imagined. Taste and smell are unreliable simply because; no matter what you inhale or ingest, it all seems
Art Meme a la Joe
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'Cause I didn't have one yet
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I R TEH SUX0RZ
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1000 Pageview for Joe
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Alta Mythos Unwritten Tales 2
 I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it. I know a decent amount about religion, but I never imagined that Gods could be walking among us. Beings born after the War, bound by act or consequence to walk alone, protecting what they have changed to represent. Indeed, it must be a lonely existance. What could have possibly brought forth the infinite powers of the divine to our tiny village? Surprisingly, not that much at all. What would later become a local legend started a week from the winter solstice. We prepared for our meager but pleasant celebration as we had done every year, when we descovered a man on the brink of death in the
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Alta Mythos Unwritten Tales 1
 The history books are so very incomplete. I am to assume the scriptures where written with the Gods in mind, and to that level it is written very well. That is, considering it was written by humanoids who didn't even witness such things. It is a patchwork piece consisting of what little those who call themselves scholors could decipher from a combination of oratory and some random carvings. Yes. All things considering, the Alta Mythos is very well written. There is more to the story than meets the eye, however. As with any war thoughout history, and there have been many, many tales go unrecorded. This is especially true when divine bodie
Joe's Red Ball
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Letter from the Benefactor
Dear Ross, If you're reading this letter, you got my package. I know this all seems sudden, and very likely confusing, but I want you to have it. I don't feel bad about letting you read something so full of secrets because I may never see you again. You've always looked out for me. When others were picking on me, you would be there to stop them. When I was having a hard time with schoolwork, you would study with me. When I was overwhelmed, you were there to listen, though I know a lot of what I told must have seemed crazy. I understand. If I hadn't seen all that I have, I would have thought I was crazy, too. I'd hoped I coul
Clearing out junk...
Sometimes, you just want to forget what a miserable fucking whiner you are. Alternatively, you want as few things to remind you as possible. There's a reason those 1- to 8-year-old journals are gone now. I mean seriously, who would read those things? Me, apparently, at least to rediscover that there's precious little value in their existence. There were probably a few that were worth saving, but I didn't care enough to dig through them all to find them. I'm sure they still exist in some format somewhere if someone were morbidly curious enough to look for them; nothing really leaves the internet, after all.

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Happy Birthday!
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*Real name removed*- I still heart you!!! Sneak into a cargo plane and come to Japan, you can be my angry basement beast and do my vengeful bidding (although I don`t have a basement). SNUGGLES!!!!
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It`s Jenn ^^ I have Deviant Art, not sure why. Stalking my talented friends. I might put some photos up eventually. I heart you <3
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JOE!! When are you coming to visit me again <WAIL!!!><
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Happy brithday
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Happy birthday XD.
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:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111
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