March 1st is Derpy Day!
Be sure to remember the observances of this most Pony of Hoofidays.
-Muffins. At least one must be consumed by days end, lest Pinkie's tail twitch for you.
-The Muffin shaped cake is fine even if you are not Orthodox Derpy.
-An article must be moved from one area of the house and placed in the wrong one for the entire Hoofiday.
-Wearing gray on this day is both good luck and a way of humbling themselves to how colorful the rest of the Equestria is.
-Letters must be hoof written and delivered to those you love within delivery distance. E-mails have now been recognized for those too far for this observance.