If gearbox was honest with Sega(At Sega HQ, An employer was designing the xenomorphs in the upcoming game, Aliens: Colonial Marines, when the CEO of Gearbox software came in)
Gearbox CEO: hey Sega employer!
Sega employer: Uh it's Bob.
Gearbox CEO: right. Boy oh boy it's looking Good!
Bob; yeah just finishing the details aaaaaand done!
Gearbox CEO: Great! Now let's released it!
(There was a brief silence)
Bob:........uh......Mr The game has just been finished, we gotta get the bugs out. And you want it to be released just now? Won't that make the game buggy as sonic 06?
Gearbox CEO: Trust me, bugs are a funny blight!
Bob: tell that to Ubisoft. I mean Assasins creed unity was so buggy it actually affected Assassins creed syndicate in sales!
Gearbox CEO: well yeah but hey the glitches there became a meme! This game hasn't seen it's own sales in a DECADE! I mean we gave the games development to you publishers while we at gearbox make Bordorlands with our money that Sega gave!
Gearbox CEO: think about it, Sega
A juicy mishap.(Magica de spell was stirring up a spell to make a food that turns people into the foods that are their favorite to mess with scrooge, she looks up the ingredients in her spell book to make sure she dosent do anything that'll screw her crafting up. Just then, her niece Lena came into the room.)
Lena: what's that aunt Magica?
Magica: It's a spell, wanna help?
Magica: you could start by grabbing the 2 pies to place the spell in.
Lena: got it!
(She goes to grab the pies and drops them in the stirring spell, it soon begins to shake and wobbles untill a blue and red mist explodes around the 2 of them. It quickly subsides and the 2 sees what appears to be 2 pies)
Lena; that's it?
Magica: of course! This spell can make anyone turn into their favorite foods, letting others take advantage of them!
Lena: does it work?
Magica: wanna test it?
(Magica grabs a cherry flavored pie, a fork, knife and napkin and gives it to Lena)
(Relunctnly, Lena grabs a fork and knife, and eats the piece
Magica's just desserts(It was almost midnight at the De spell household, and Lena and Magica were just playing chess, They contiuned playing untill their stomachs gurgled in hunger.)
Magica: I'll get us something to eat.
Lena: hey, aunt magica, can j make us some goods? I had practice at it.
Magica: Oh alright. Let's see what you have.
(She goes to grab some flour, milk, butter, baking soda, sugar, eggs, and salt, stirred it up, heated it, and added chocolate and frosting in it. Later, she came to the dinner table with a silver plate with a cap on tap.)
Lena: dinner is served!
(She places the plate in the table and removes the cap, revealing a medium sized chocolate cake with frosting. Delighted by its sight, Magica drooled in both hunger and excitement.)
Lena: let's eat!
(She grabs a knife, cuts the cake in half, and gives one half to herself, and one to her aunt.)
Lena: no problem!
(The 2 ladies begin to eat the cake, while Lena was eating like a normal person, Magica was eat
Gym chaos(It was Lincoln's first day at a public local gym, though he was nervous, he mustered up the courage and joined the gym club, he grabs a bottle of water and drinks it for thirst. Little did he know that Lisa had recently put a special serum in the water bottle....)
Lincoln: you sure I'll be ok in the gym mom and dad? I'm not so strong you know.
Rita: come on honey! It'll improve your strength!
Lynn sr: just give it a chance! It'll be fine!
Lincoln: ok. I trust you two.
(The parents and child went to the receptionist in the office of the gym for a memembership.)
Lynn sr: 3 memberships for the 3 of us please!
Receptionist: ok, (presses some buttons in the keyboard) here's your membership cards (gives the 3 said cards) and that'll be 45$.
Rita: 45$ for the year? That's not bad!
Receptionist: actually it's per month really.
Lincoln: 45$ per MONTH?!
(Lincoln growls, startling his parents)
Rita: you ok sweetie?
Lincoln: you all might wanna stand back y'all!
(He immedilty turns green and gore
Ducktales Just desserts Chp, 5, Final stretch Huey: you made a book about rock people and met them, and you could only think of a plan at this point is just ROLLING?!
Webby: at least it's better then being burned alive! Now keep rolling!!
(The kids continued to roll back home in desperation since the earth is about to become one with the sun, taking all bio and non biological with it.)
Webby: we just gotta get back home, go to our rooms, find the wand, and unwish this wish!
Dewey: should be easy enough!
(The kids eventually get to the mansion, but got stuck at the front door due to their round heavy weight.)
Webby: come on! PUSH!
Huey: I'm trying!
Dewey: we're too big!
Louie: I think I'm making it!
(With all his strength, Louie popped out of the door, and all 4 of the kids, rolled fast to the kid's room, where they search everywhere for the wand.)
Webby: It's gotta be here somewhere!
Louie: it could be everywhere!
Dewey: wait! I think i found something!
Huey: What is it?
(Dewey brings out the wand)
Dewey: I got it! Here Web
Ducktales Just desserts Chp 4. Obviusations(28 DAYS LATER.....)
Webby: do our clothes feel like they shrank NOW louie?
(Remember how i said that that in time, duckberg's obesity rate was increasing? Well here's what I mean, it went form tight clothing, and slight stomach skin visibility, to slighty overweight, to the city having such big bellies that belts exploding before they were even buckled up, scales now brake when stepped on, and some chairs and scooters bursting by the city's sudden sheer weight, and in some cases, they even roll since their weight is too big to move with.)
Louie: ok so the wish got a little out of hand. So what?
Huey: A little?! It's a wonder our clothes can still got!
Dewey: well, at least no one's having a heart attack, that's good.
Webby: I guess so, but still, this is getting out of control!
Louie: look. It's not like it's the end of the world or anything like that, now come on! The maze runner: The death cure is released! We gotta get there before a long line appears!
(The guys and girl relunctly
Ducktales Just desserts Chp. 3 The budda sight(In the weeks that followed, movement speed in duckberg have increased at a unforeseen rate, civilians move light lightning, cars drove at bullet speeds, trains ran at the speed of F1 cars, even planes flew at jet levels of speed, work was down in just minutes and return to eat their sugary sweets, and for a time, it was good. But after a while, People began to felt as if their clothes shrank.)
Webby: hmph! Hey guys, you feel like this wish is making us a little hefty?
Dewey: I think so. I think my shirt is starting to tight up on me.
Huey: I feel the same for my shirt too.
Louie: me three, though come on, maybe they shrank in the wash.
Webby: you sure? My stomach is barely visible. (She shows it to Louie and he barley sees her white belly being coverd by her shirt and shorts)
Louie: see it shrank, (hears a bell) come on, it's dinner time!
(Webby just sighs and along with the boys, walk to eat the sugary dinner, and of course, webby's concerns slowly but surely became true, as while du